Charlotte: It's gotta be much more difficult and exciting than that. Like something out of a Sandra bullock movie.
Leslie: You're nothing like Sandra bullock.
Charlotte: J Lo?
Charlotte: Kate Hudson?
Leslie: I'm Kate Hudson.
Charlotte: So I'm just a Hugh Grant with boobs.
Mike: Well, she is not in the toilet tank.(refering to Leslie)
Wayne: How small do you think she is?
Mike: Trust me, this girl is nimble. Her grandmother spent 34 years with the Korean circus.
Wayne: She was an acrobat?
Mike: No, she sold CDs and t-shirts.