Ed: Please step aside, sir. We need to search the house.
Bill: No, I'm not stepping aside. Do you have a warrant?
Ross: (after being rejected by a woman at the bar) I was just asking, you don't have to go all feminist on me. (to barman) You see that? Twenty first century woman, we better get used to 'em.
Jack: (asking if he can sit next to the air marshal) The stewardess said I could change seats, I was next to the galley, it's kinda noisy, trying to get some rest.
Martha Logan: (to Agent Adams) I just called the President of the United States a son of a bitch, no reaction? He must have some kind of law in the books against that. Or am I immune? Just like he is.
Martha Logan: You don't have much of a personality, do you, Justin?
Martha Logan: This is more than just a tough time, Mike. None of this is gonna go away, I just have to live with it.
President Logan: I don't see where any of this becomes your business, Mike.
Mike Novick: I'll tell you where, Mr. President. I'm your Chief of Staff. If there's something going on that I don't know about that involves national security, it is my business!
Mike Novick: That you're both covering something up.
Martha Logan: You know, Mike, I'm the one around here that's supposed to be paranoid not you.
Ross: Wow, nice piece. Never seen one of these before, what is that?
Chloe: (after using a stun gun on him) It's a CTU Series 4.
Jack: I have a gun, your air marshal is down. Captain, it is your problem. You need to remain in a holding pattern, do you understand me?
Captain Stan Cotter: You do what you have to do, Mr. Bauer. My job is to land this airplane and that is what I am going to do.
President Logan: Bauer's lied to us all day. He's played us all for fools.
Jack: You're gonna land this plane or I'm gonna put a bullet in your head.
President Logan: What?!
Graham: It's the only option you've got. Otherwise... you go to prison... for treason and murder.