: Max walks over to Earl’s counter and asks him to break two, $20’s. “The big spenders at table two, wanna split their eleven dollar check, three ways; Even though one of them doubted eating.” She told Earl after leaning in to him. He laughs and tells her, “I was in a three way once…Same thing happened.” He laughs again, when Han comes running over to Max. He wants to remind her that it’s very important to pick up the customer comment cards. She tells Han that she is not a fan of them, he notices Max seems annoyed and asks her to “pump the breaks on the sour waitress routine” and to cheer up. The only way that could happen would require two “double A” batteries and a twenty minute break... read more.1x10: And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving recap
: Max walks up to Earl, he’s much better dressed than usual. “Oooo look pretty sharp today Earl, ya goin somewhere special?” He replies “Max, I’m free, black and 75. Who knows what the night will bring.” Max hands him a $20 and asks him to break it like he just broke her heart. “Pop, Pop!” He puts two $10’s on the counter. Max then walks over to Caroline sitting at a booth counting her tips. They begin to reminisce about Thanksgiving. Max tells Caroline that when she thinks of Thanksgiving she remembers jumping into a pile of leaves and finding a used condom; when Han walks up carrying two cornstalks and some decorations. The stalks are taller than he is so it makes it look as if he is part of the decoration. Caroline tells Max she and her dad would go and feed the homeless before going to their vacation home. Han tells the girls he is staying at the diner overnight to decorate. Max and Caroline suggest to Han that he keep the diner open and feed the homeless. He tells them it is expensive and that he can’t afford it. Oleg then steps in, having money from selling cheap cigarettes and offers to buy turkeys. Earl offers pies and the girls offer to work for free... read more.1x7: And the Pretty Problem recap
: “Well hello Ladies,” Max exclaims to her table of four older women. She begins with a joke about their night on the town and having fun. When she is interrupted by one of them. A woman with a green “granny sweater” points down at the table and yells at max about how sticky it was. The woman across from her follows “would it hurt ya, to clean a little? What kind of place is this?” Her companion adjacent to her; leans over and says “The kind of place that serves the soup…Cold!” The fourth and final woman looks at Max and asks her “what is up, with your earings? Are she some kind of Gypsy?” Max has had enough. She raises her hand to stop the ladies from talking and she proceeds to tell them “Woah, Woah! Hold up ladies. You don’t get a bitch pass, just cause your old.” “If you’re gonna act like an ass, I’m gonna treat you like an ass.” She wiped the sticky spot from the table and asked the ladies if they could start their relationship over again. “Who wants tapioca?” She asks and all four ladies raise their hands... read more.1x4: And the Rich People Problems recap
: “Evening Hot Chocolate!” Max exclaims to Earl, as she walks in the front door of the diner. Earl looks up and asks Max “What is the worst sentence you could ever hear come out of Han’s mouth?” Max replies with “I got you pregnant.” Earl chuckles and tells her Han is having karaoke installed. Max looks over, lets out a low gurgling scream and runs towards Han. She attempts to talk some sense into him. He believes theme nights will bring in customers. Han now, microphone in hand; Is talking to the customers at the diner. He asks them, in a heavy oriental accent “Who wants to sing Katie Perry’s: Teenage Dream?” Caroline invisible in the background rushes from the front door towards the kitchen. Almost as if she doesn’t want to be seen. Earl turns to Max, who is back at the register. He tells her, he had heard that songs too many times, it made him want to “close his nuts in the cashiers drawer.” Max rushes to the woman at the table that Han had just pointed out to sing. She pleaded with her, begging her not to sing the song. She could not take karaoke. Her brain would EXPLODE! In exchange for “sitting this one out. the woman’s cobbler was free... read more.1x3: And Strokes of Goodwill recap
: “Ding.” Start out with an order up. Max quickly takes it over to her table and places her customers’ plates in front of them. Each customer at the table has a complaint about their order, and like a magician Max already has what they want. One customer says, “I ordered mustard and mayonnaise on my sandwich.” Max then pulls a packet of mustard and a packet of mayo out of her blouse. Another says “Excuse me I believe I ordered a diet soda,” and with that said Max reaches behind her back and reveals the diet soda she had hidden there. She tells her customers not to ever doubt her and she walks away... read more.