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30 Rock: Tracy Does Conan

Jack bumps Jenna's appearance on Late Night with Conan O'Brien and books Tracy in her place. Jenna, still upset with the show's name change to TGS with Tracy Jordan, takes her anger out on Liz. Things take another turn for the worst when Tracy's off of his medication and Kenneth the Page is dispatched to track down his perscription.


Episode Info


Episode number: 1x7
Production Number: 108
Airdate: Thursday December 07th, 2006
Special Airtime: 09:31 pm

Director: Adam Bernstein
Writer: Tina Fey

Alternate Airdates:

UK (COMEDY CENTRAL) Nov 22, 2007

  • Currently 9.1/10
9.1/10 (7 Votes cast)
Special Guest Stars
Conan OConan O'Brien
As Himself
Recurring

Guest Stars
Chris ParnellChris Parnell
As Dr. Leo Spaceman
Recurring
Dean WintersDean Winters
As Dennis
Recurring
Grizz ChapmanGrizz Chapman
As Grizz
Recurring
Katrina BowdenKatrina Bowden
As Cerie
Recurring
Keith PowellKeith Powell
As Toofer
Recurring
Kevin Brown (2)Kevin Brown (2)
As Dot Com
Recurring
Maulik PancholyMaulik Pancholy
As Jonathan
Recurring
Rachel DratchRachel Dratch
As Blue Man
Recurring
Steve Hollander (2)Steve Hollander (2)
As Conan Stage Manager

Co-Guest Stars
Dave FinkelDave Finkel
As 2nd AC
Recurring
Johnnie MaeJohnnie Mae
As Nurse
Recurring
R.N. RaoR.N. Rao
As Fruit Salesman
Main Cast
Tina FeyTina Fey
As Liz Lemon
Tracy MorganTracy Morgan
As Tracy Jordan
Jane KrakowskiJane Krakowski
As Jenna Maroney
Jack McBrayerJack McBrayer
As Kenneth Parcell
Scott AdsitScott Adsit
As Pete Hornberger
Judah FriedlanderJudah Friedlander
As Frank Rossitano
Alec BaldwinAlec Baldwin
As Jack Donaghy
Episode Notes
Ratings: 6.84 million viewers



Episode Quotes
(Jack tries to convince Conan to let Tracy appear on his show)
Jack: Conan, this is important to me. So, we can either do this the easy way or the hard way.
Conan: What’s the hard way?
Jack: You do a live Christmas Eve special from Kabul every year until the war on terror is won.
Conan: Tell Tracy I’ll see him tonight, you Black Irish bastard.
Jack: Back at you, red.

(Tracy wants to appear charming on Conan's show but doesn't know what to talk about)
Pete: Maybe something about you and your wife.
Tracy: Me and my wife like to play rape. She go in the bathroom and do her hair. Then, I put on a ski mask…
Pete: OK, not that.
Frank: Hey, uh, you got anything about being a dad? People eat that garbage up.
Tracy: I like to walk around my house naked, to remind my oldest son who’s still got the biggest ding-dong.
Pete: No.
Tracy: Or I could tell the story how I met Sharon Stone.
Pete: Oh, what was that?
Tracy: I was pooping in the ladies’ room at The Ivy…
Pete: No.

Jack: (practicing for a charity dinner) Jack Welch has such unparalleled management skills they named Welch's Grape Juice after him because he squeezes the sweetest juice out of his workers' mind-grapes.
Liz: That doesn't even make sense.
Jack: No, it doesn't, does it? I wrote it down in the middle of the night.

Jack: Cookie in the middle of the day?
Liz: I gave blood.
Jack: Does that burn calories?

Tracy: (to the writers) What else? What else is on my mind-grapes? I could talk about how the moon is a spy satellite put there by Oprah and Minister Farrakhan and not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of.

(Liz catches Frank eating the cookie she received for giving blood)
Liz: Ah, Frank, that was my blood cookie!
Frank: Ew. What? (takes another bite)

Jack: Pete, did you know that men with full heads of hair, on average, earn 17% more than their bald counterparts?
Pete: No, I did not know that.
Jack: Perhaps that's because bald men are generally less informed than men with full heads of hair.

Jack: (to Pete) Pull my hair. Right now. Go ahead. Pull my hair. (Pete reaches out just as Jack pulls back and laughs) I'm just kidding. It's- it's real. I'm not like you.

Dr. Spaceman: (answering the phone) This is Dr. Leo Spaceman.
Liz: Hi, I work with Tracy Jordan, and I think he's having a reaction to some of the medication you put him on.
Dr. Spaceman: (vexed) Yecch, I was afraid this might happen. You know, he's on so many different neuroleptics and tricyclics that there's no telling how they'll mix. But, what can you do? Medicine's not a science.

Liz: What exactly are you treating him for?
Dr. Spaceman: I- There's not really a name for what Tracy has. Basically, it's erratic tendencies and delusions brought on by excessive notoriety and certainly not helped by my wildly-experimental treatments. (laughs) Boy, I'm being awfully open with you, Miss. I should not have taken those blue things.

Jack: (to Liz) Leo's an excellent physician and...a pretty good dentist.

Jack: (gasps at the sight of Pete in a toupee) Who is this leader of men? What can I do for you, handsome?

Conan: Hey, Liz. What's up?
Liz: Oh, hi, Conan! How are you?
Conan: Good. You still going out with that guy from the pager store?
Liz: (laughs) Who, Dennis? ...Yeah. You still, um... How's your wife?
Conan: (seriously) Let's not do this, Elizabeth.

Tracy: (seeing Pete in a toupee) No! Past Pete is here to kill Future Pete!

Kenneth: (at Rite Drug) Fine, I will try the other location. But frankly, LaDonica, you have not been real helpful.

Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack: It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

Tracy: (hallucinating) Mr. Blue Man! You gonna tell me my feet stink? You don't even have feet, Blue Man! Blue Man, where your feet at?

(Kenneth sits in Conan's guests' chair for a mock interview; the entire studio is empty except for him)
Kenneth: Well, I got started in the NBC page program, and before you know it I'm making hit movies with my good friend and roommate Zac Braff. (takes a sip from his invisible mug) What? (laughs) Who told you that? Well, yes, I do know how to clog, but I don't think anybody wants to see me do that. (reacting to the non-existent audience) You do? Really? (laughs) OK...
(Kenneth clogs as Conan enters)
Conan: You're a weird guy, Kenneth.
Kenneth: (continues clogging) See you tomorrow, Mr. O'Brien!



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