The staff have been avidly following the new reality hit, MILF Island, and as the finale airs, Jack's excitement over a ratings success is cut short by a column in the New Yorker. The column calls Jack a "class A moron" and that he can "eat my poo". Since Jack is in the running for Chairman, the article couldn't have come at a worse time. In order to find the employee who wrote the column, Jack has Jonathan turn the heat on in the writers' room until one confesses.