Episode Quotes
Jack: Lemon, I'm helping to organize a little fund-raising dinner for John McCain this weekend and I need some women to attend, so it doesn't turn into another huge sausage fest.
Liz: Well, I don't know. (reading the invitation) What's the committee to re-invade Vietnam?
Jack: Just say you'll come. Johnathan is going to round up all the cool Republican celebrities.
Liz: Like who, Chuck Norris?
Jack: No, C-Nor and I had a falling out after I switched to another dojo.
Jack: The Subway Hero. Do you not watch the news?
Liz: Food Network doesn't have news.