Episode Quotes
Harry Anderson: And as my first official act as a newly-married judge, I hereby declare the new page uniforms at NBC illegal!
Tracy: I added that. I went upstairs, and I told 'em if you don't bring back the old uniforms, I refuse to play the role of Mac in Universal's upcoming Night Court movie.
Charles Robinson: What's that now?
Jack: Lemon, I ran into your friend, Claire, on the elevator. She is very pretty.
Liz: No, no, no, no. She's nuts when it comes to guys. We had a name for her back in Chicago. It's, uh, too rude to say out loud.
(Liz writes on the back of a newspaper)
Jack: "Crazyputty?"
Kenneth: Thank you, Mr. Jordan! This is the greatest day of my life! First, I find that quarter this morning...
Charles Robinson: Um, I lost a quarter earlier.
Liz: No, listen to me. She's not fun, she's just crazy. Like, grab a cop's gun crazy.
Jack: Lemon, having known Claire for a very enjoyable 20 minutes and you for what feels like infinity. I'm going to go with Claire on this one.
Liz: Hey, I just got a call from security.
Jenna: That's ridiculous! Why would I steal a file from Personnel?
Liz: What?
Liz: Hey, did you see our shout-out in Variety? They called us a comedy show!