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Season 5 | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
| 103 :05x06 - Dick, Who's Coming to Dinner (Nov/23/1999) | | The Solomons learn about racism when they mistakenly attend a white power rally, then enter a poetry contest for elementary school students. | | Guest Stars: Jane Morris as Mrs. Goltra, Chris Hogan as Pitman, Ian Lithgow as Leon, Danielle Nicolet as Caryn, David DeLuise as Bug, Larisa Oleynik as Alissa, The Brookinaires as Church Choir, Emily Osment as Dahlia, Larry Dorf as Waiter | Director: Terry Hughes
Writer: Jason Venokur, David Goetsch | | | | | | | | | |
| 106 :05x09 - The Loud Solomon Family: A Dickumentary (Jan/11/2000) | | Albright gets a grant to make a documentary about the Solomons, whom she admits she has been studying for the past four years and has concluded are "the typical American family." Taking this as the ultimate tribute to the success of their secret mission, Dick orders everyone to cooperate, but when the action begins, all sorts of dramatic revelations occur. To cover up their true secret, the aliens find themselves inventing escalating cover stories: Sally is really a lesbian, Tommy wets his bed (but only because Dick beats him), Harry is an alcoholic, and Dick -- well, Dick is a posturing, authoritarian fool. Who'd have thought it? | | Guest Stars: Bob Morrisey as Mr. Malone, Larisa Oleynik as Alissa, John A. Huoy as Rico, Theresa Mulligan as Triple A Lady, Lisa K. Wyatt as Hannah | Director: Terry Hughes
Writer: Valerie Watson | | | |
| 107 :05x10 - Gwen, Larry, Dick and Mary (Jan/25/2000) | | When the aliens' washer and dryer break down, Harry, Tommy and Sally discover a whole new world at the laundromat: the men flirt outrageously, while Sally becomes the Judge Judy of laundry offences. Meanwhile, Mary suggests that she and Dick expand their social lives by finding another couple to spend time with, and when the other couple starts to avoid them, they assume it is because of Dick's bizarre behavior -- only to discover it's she they don't like. | | Guest Stars: Genie Francis as Gwen, Jeff Lewis (1) as Young Man, Jeanette O'Connor as Housewife, Jonathan Frakes as Larry, Steve Bean as Man, Heidi Mark as Miranda, Tom Kiesche as Large Man | Director: Terry Hughes
Writer: Christine Zander | | | | | | |
| 109 :05x12 - The Big Giant Head Returns (Feb/22/2000) | | William Shatner reprises his role as the Solomons' supreme leader, the Big Giant Head, who returns to Earth to claim his son. Even though he's startled at first that the 6-month-old doesn't resemble a warrior, Stone Phillips (the Big Giant Head's earthling name) quickly becomes a proud papa. He also falls head over heels for the infant's mom, Vicki, who has abandoned her trashy look. But she despises him and has no plans to give up his heir. This causes a frightened Dick (to find himself between a Stone and a hard place when ordered to either make Vicki love the leader--or die! | | Guest Stars: Jan Hooks as Vicki, William Shatner as Big Giant Head, Doug Maida as Waiter | Director: Terry Hughes
Writer: David Sacks | | | | | | |
| 111 :05x14 - This Little Dick Goes to Market (Mar/14/2000) | | Dick decides that since the Solomons have come to Earth during the greatest bull market in history, he should get in on the action. But when Dick and Tommy realize they've only made a measly 35 percent on their investments, greed takes over and they take matters into their own hands. Meanwhile, Sally feels "emasculated" by (and Harry falls in lust with) Rutherford's newest rookie cop Janice -- the largest, strongest, toughest woman they've ever seen. | | Guest Stars: Joanie Laurer as Janice, Ileen Getz as Judith Draper, Michelle N. Johnson (4) as Receptionist, Steven Pierce as Executive, Francis X. McCarthy (1) as President, David A. Kimball as Vice President | Director: Terry Hughes
Writer: Dave Boerger | | | |
| 112 :05x15 - Youth is Wasted on the Dick (Mar/21/2000) | | Dick tries to experience youth for the first time by partying with his students during spring break, but his drunken antics are wasted on Mary, who is trying to relive a favorite, and more relaxing, family outing instead. Meanwhile, Sally, Harry, and Tommy become enthralled with a no-nonsense state criminal investigator, who takes over Officer Don's command post when the police set up a stake-out in the Solomon's attic to spy on a suspected video pirate in the neighborhood. | | Guest Stars: Miguel Ferrer as Cop, Elmarie Wendel as Mrs. Dubcek, Danielle Nicolet as Caryn, David DeLuise as Bug, Chris Hogan as Pitman, Ian Lithgow as Leon, Shane Powers as Video Pirate, Pat Crawford Brown as Mrs. Larson | Director: Terry Hughes
Writer: Nastaran Dibai, Jeffrey B. Hodes | | | |
| 113 :05x16 - Dick Strikes Out (Mar/28/2000) | | When a new chancellor shakes things up at Pendleton, Dick gets a striking idea and convinces his fellow faculty members to resign en masse. Meanwhile, Tommy takes a job at a pretzel stand at the mall, but finds that working for girlfriend Alissa isn't as much fun as he expected. | | Guest Stars: Lane Davies as Chancellor Duncan, Chris Hogan as Pitman, David DeLuise as Bug, Danielle Nicolet as Caryn, Ian Lithgow as Leon, Ileen Getz as Judith Draper, Larisa Oleynik as Alissa, Virginia McMath as Customer #2, Lee Shackleford as Customer #1, Regan Burns as Security Guard | Director: Terry Hughes
Writer: Aron Abrams, Gregory Thompson (1) | | | |
| 114 :05x17 - Shall We Dick? (Apr/18/2000) | | Over Mary's objections that she can't dance, Dick insists that together they can win the school Badger Day dance contest. Meanwhile, Sally and Alissa become pals -- and when they go clothes shopping together, Tommy's frustrated because Sally has a chance to see Alissa naked in the dressing room. Meanwhile, when Harry and Nina join the contest, it soon becomes clear to Dick that if he wants to win, he'll have to change partners to dance. A competitive Dick enters the Badger Day dance contest but when his tangle footed partner Mary quits in disgust, he commandeers Harry's date, the more nimble Nina, out from under his nose. Elsewhere, just when it appears that Sally will finally become friends with Alissa, she turns vindictive when Alissa accidentally walks in on Officer Don and sees him "au natural." | | Guest Stars: Larisa Oleynik as Alissa, Ileen Getz as Judith Draper, Chris Hogan as Pitman, | Uncredited: Bill Martin (1) as Dance Judge #2 | Director: Terry Hughes
Writer: Bill Martin (1), Mike Schiff | | | |
| 115 :05x18 - Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole (May/02/2000) | | Dick and Harry tumble down an abandoned airshaft, prompting a televised search-and-rescue headed by an eccentric Scottish expert known as "the Hole," who promptly clashes with an agitated Sally over his unorthodox rescue method. Meanwhile, down in their dark prison, an excitable Dick finally loses control while Zen-like Harry remains cool and calm. Above ground, Tommy tries to make a fast buck by hawking souvenirs of his trapped friends. | | Guest Stars: Bonita Friedericy as Tourist #2, Jim Hanna (1) as Tourist #1, Irene White as Tourist #3, Kevin Ruf as TV Reporter #2, Trisha Simmons as TV Reporter #1, Larisa Oleynik as Alissa, Alan Cumming as Angus "The Hole" McDuff | Director: Terry Hughes
Writer: Gregory Thompson (1), Aron Abrams | | | |
| 116 :05x19 - Frankie Goes to Rutherford (May/09/2000) | | Frank, a former student of Mary's, returns for a lecture series and makes Dick (unaware Frank is gay) jealous. When Frank confesses he has a secret, Dick jumps to the conclusion that Frank is also an alien, "comes out" to Frank, and is soon cavorting in Rutherford's finest gay bar while thinking it is a hangout for other covert aliens. Meanwhile, the other Solomons plan a bank robbery, but fall prey to mutual suspicion. | | Guest Stars: Enrico Colantoni as Frank, Larry Cox as Taylor, Michael Dempsey (1) as Security Guard | Director: Terry Hughes
Writer: Gregg Mettler, Will Forte | | | | | | |
| 118 :05x21 - The Big Giant Head Returns Again (1) (May/23/2000) | | It's troubled relationship time in the season closer. The Solomons' supreme commander arrives with a troubled marriage to Vicki and a surprise for one of the gang: he's in love. Meanwhile, Harry summons up the courage to ask new police recruit Janice out on a real date; and Sally becomes convinced that Alissa is preparing to dump Tommy. | | Guest Stars: Danielle Nicolet as Caryn, Chris Hogan as Pitman, David DeLuise as Bug, Jan Hooks as Vicki, William Shatner as Big Giant Head / Stone Phillips, Paul Connor as Student #3, Shiloh Strong as Student #2, Joanie Laurer as Janice, Scott Torrence as Student #1 | Director: Terry Hughes
Writer: David Goetsch, Jason Venokur | | | |
| 119 :05x22 - The Big Giant Head Returns Again (2) (May/23/2000) | | It's troubled relationship time in the season closer. The Solomons' supreme commander arrives with a troubled marriage to Vicki and a surprise for one of the gang: he's in love. Meanwhile, Harry summons up the courage to ask new police recruit Janice out on a real date; and Sally becomes convinced that Alissa is preparing to dump Tommy. | | Guest Stars: Chris Hogan as Pitman, David DeLuise as Bug, Jan Hooks as Vicki, William Shatner as Big Giant Head / Stone Phillips, Paul Connor as Student #3, Shiloh Strong as Student #2, Joanie Laurer as Janice, Scott Torrence as Student #1, Danielle Nicolet as Caryn | Director: Terry Hughes
Writer: Jeffrey B. Hodes, Nastaran Dibai | | | |
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