Dick's lack of enchantment with Jennifer (Laurie Metcalf) has grown into full-blown loathing. Just as he's about to break up with her, however, he discovers that his romantic unavailability is making Albright want him back. He decides to continue playing Jennifer against Mary, not only to get Mary back, but to make her want to spend even more time with him than before their breakup. Finally, Jennifer breaks up with him, but Dick pretends they're still dating--a tactic that blows up in his face when Jennifer and Albright compare notes. When Officer Don's atttempts to teach Sally how to bowl are met with her alarming disregard for the rules and traditions of the sport he loves, he resorts to sneaking behind her back to bowl with Tommy and Harry.