The patriarch of the Smith home, Stan is a stout Catholic & Republican who believes in guns, freedom and the U.S.A.
He's selfish and arrogant usually only thinking of his needs but does love his family despite his openly showing them his feelings.
He's apparently quite the prude but has been known to show his wild side on occasion.
His relationship with his mother, Betty, is far too close and his relationship with his father, Jack, is just the opposite. Jack was sent to prison after trying to frame Stan for a jewel heist.
Name | Francine
Age | 40 (last stated) (b. September 26, 1971)
Dumb, blonde & typical housewife. The adopted daughter of MaMa and BahBah Ling, Francine may seem boring but she's got a interesting past. Having slept with Adam Ant, all the members of the band Dexy's Midnight Runners and apparently one member of ZZ Top. She's also slept with enough people to have the largest sex garden in America.
She once obsessed about a school teacher to the point where she claimed they were lovers & was found in his closet cutting herself. He was arrested and killed himself in prison after that she worked as a stripper, stand-up comedian and actress.
Her dream was to kill George Clooney which she almost pulled off on her 40th birthday.
Roger is a sadistic, oversexed, manipulative, alcoholic, drug-taking, occasional homicidal Grey alien.
He's generally only out for himself but has on occasion shown affection for the Smiths but it usually is only for his own gain.
He's fire-proof and cannot sink. He can survive the vacuum of space and having his limbs & skin removed. He produces highly noxious gas when after eating okra & secrets viscous fluids when he's nervous or going through his reproductive cycle (although the series has apparently stopped the constant fluid leakage).
Roger has had a full life in the decades he's lived on Earth. To mention a few, he invented Disco & the drug Ecstasy. He helped the U.S. Hockey team win the gold medal at the 1980 Winter Olympics against Russia. He tried out for the soap opera Ryan's Hope and gave Jerry Lewis the idea for The March of Dimes Telethon.