After asking every girl to the prom & getting turned down by every girl, Steve & Snot decide to sneak into the CIA and clone their dates.
Francine’s “Poltergasm” starts to haunt the Smith household when she is unsatisfied by Stan in the sack, and Roger must conjure a medium named Zelda Rubinstein to help eliminate the ghost.
Meanwhile, Hayley introduces her new boy-toy, Mauricio to the family.
Steve is eager to prove that he’s no longer a little boy, so he sets off to prove his manhood by joining Stan, Bullock and the rest of the CIA on their annual hunting trip.
Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus set off on a cross-country road trip
In a desperate attempt to show Steve that she’s still a “cool” mom, Francine teaches him a vast array of shoplifting techniques to try out at the local mall. B when their attempt to pull off the ultimate heist at “The Gash” goes awry, Steve is captured and sent to a Venezuelan sweatshop.
Meanwhile, Roger, Hayley and Klaus form Langley Falls’ first Russian Balalaika trio
Stan’s plans for a perfect Thanksgiving watching football in his underwear are thwarted when Francine invites her adoptive parents to join them for the holiday.
Meanwhile, Francine’s mom encourages Hayley to get back on the dating scene and invites an eligible bachelor over, but her true intentions are revealed at Thanksgiving dinner
Despite Snot's reluctance, Steve takes Snot to attend his father's funeral but winds up blowing him off to spend time with a mystery girl he meets at a roadside motel.
Meanwhile, Roger & Stan partner w/ Hideki on a inspired cake cutting invention after listening to their guts.
-- Just Beneath the Surface
Hayley tries to fit in with a popular group of her former high school friends and, in the process, discovers Steve has an amazing ability to create incredibly realistic fake IDs.
Sensing a business opportunity, Hayley builds out Steve’s operation, but they don’t count on having to deal with the other kingpin of the Langley Falls fake ID game: Kevin Ramage
When Steve starts acting like a spoiled brat during the holidays, Stan takes him to see his incarcerated Grandpa Jack, who tells him the story of how he caught Minstrel Krampus (guest voice Glover), a legendary demon who punishes naughty children on Christmas.
Stan decides that releasing Krampus is the only way to straighten out Steve’s attitude. But when Krampus kidnaps Steve, it’s up to Stan and Roger to get him back.
Meanwhile, Hayley gets a job at the airport, but quickly realizes that she might not be cut out for customer service
Roger suffers a horrific car crash as he tries to take a picture of his crotch on a traffic speed cam. After waking up from a coma, he starts to have eerie visions of the future, and saves the Smiths from a terrible fire. But, Roger’s abuse of his newfound powers soon draws the ire of his fellow family members and the Smiths must learn to cope with the uncertainty of the future.
Francine wants to rekindle family fun time by taking everyone to Familyland.
Once everyone goes their separate ways, her sad lamenting awakens the cyrogenically frozen founder Roy Family who decided it's time for families to enjoy themselves or else.
Stan begins to sleepwalk when he alters his nighttime routine after his 100th kill, however the sleepwalking 'Good Stan', refuses to let him kill again.
Roger offers to help Steve land his dream girl by surgically switch faces & if that wasn't bad enough, Roger decides he wants her for himself.
Meanwhile, Stan & Francine become stewardesses and become embroiled in scheme to prevent Marc Cuban from blowing up the sun.
Francine wants Stan to let up when he demands Steve & his friends play outside, however he finds a way around Francine's wishes by using the CIA new holodeck.
Meanwhile, Hayley wants Roger to admit he cares about something by purchasing his home star and declaring herself his queen.
In order to become better connected to Francine, Stan takes an experimental CIA drug that turns him into a woman.
Meanwhile, Roger & Klaus decide to open a business selling Stan's old suits.
-- Ordinary Love
Stan attempts to infiltrate the "Occupy" movement, based on CIA intelligence that a leftist cell is planning a terrorist attack.
But when he's captured and returned home by a group of radicals, Hayley suspects her father may have been "turned".
Stan fears that Hayley has no life skills so he forces her to take a job as a bartender in Roger’s attic bar but, when Bullock becomes Hayley’s best customer, Stan realizes that he can use his daughter’s knowledge to get ahead at work
Stan discovers a way he can slyly check out other women. When the new couch ends up with a stain on it, Roger and Klaus try to cover it up.
Stan is fired from the CIA in a round of budget cuts, but since his 20 years of work experience are classified and hidden from his “permanent record”, the only job he’s able to land is at the local grocery store where Steve is the manager.
Meanwhile, Roger bets an annoying coffee shop musician that he can outplay him in one week. To accomplish his goal, he enters into a Faustian bargain with Lorenzo, a guitar-instructing infomercial host.