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Season 12

191 :12x01 - Roots

Jan/25/2016
Langley Falls has the chance to acquire an Arena Football team & Stan is gun-hoe about building a stadium until he realizes it will destroy his "father" who happens to be a tree.

Meanwhile, Steve is so concerned he has stopped growing, he seeks advice from Klaus.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Greg Corbin | Manu Bennett as Various | Joe Buck as Various | Kevin Dunn (1) as Various | Susie Essman as Snot's Mom | Edward Herrmann as Various | Jackie Hoffman as Various | Richard Kind as Al Tuttle | Peter MacNicol as Various | Matt McKenna as Buckle | Jon Polito as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Alan Tudyk as Various
Director: Shawn Murray

192 :12x02 - The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith

Feb/01/2016
Realizing the only way he'll touch boobs is acquiring a varsity letterman jacket, Steve joins the water polo team, however he stinks until Klaus steps in and takes control.
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Barry Bostwick as VanDouzen | John Cho as Vince Chung | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | James Hetfield as James Hetfield | Michael Landes as Various | Wendi McLendon-Covey as Various | Matt E. Mixer as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Ashley Tisdale as Amy Reese
Director: Rodney Clouden

193 :12x03 - Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six

Feb/08/2016
Jeff & Klaus go in search of what turned "Happy Hayley" into such a downer after Dr. Penguin hypnotizes Hayley into thinking she's a six year old again.
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Brian Boyle as Various | Joe Chandler as Joe Chandler | Norman Reedus as Various | T.E. Russell as Various
Director: Jansen Yee
Writer: Teresa Hsiao

194 :12x04 - N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)

Feb/15/2016
While visiting Stan at the CIA, Steve gets recruited by the NSA.

Meanwhile, Roger convinces Hayley to abandon her vegan ways for a day & embrace her carnivore side.
Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Seth Green as Nat | George Takei as Himself | Steve Hely as Various | Mike Henry (1) as Jackson | Jason Mantzoukas as Various | June Diane Raphael as Trish | Billy Bob Thornton as Himself | Alan Tudyk as Various
Director: Joe Daniello
Writer: Steve Hely

195 :12x05 - Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers

Feb/22/2016
Stan needs to get away so he runs off & joins a group of surfers. He becomes so enamored with the surfing life that he tricks the CIA into thinking they are bank robbers so he can "infiltrate" their ranks so he can continue surfing.
Guest Stars: James Adomian as Various | Eric Andre as Various | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Laird Hamilton as Himself | Mike Henry (1) as Jackson | David Koechner as Dick Reynolds | Jason Lee as Officer Bays | Trevor Moore as Various | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Derek Waters as Various | Michaela Watkins as Various | Nic Wegener as Various | Taylor Jensen as Various

196 :12x06 - Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam

Feb/29/2016
Stan worries he & Francine have nothing in common so he buys her 81 baseball tickets. His worries escalate when they share a failed romantic moment on the kiss cam.

Meanwhile Roger is reminded he is a state legislator for Carson City Nevada who needs to pass a clean water bill.
Guest Stars: Patton Oswalt as Kenny Kiss Cam | Sam Elliott as Big John Tanner | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | David Koechner as Dick Reynolds | Craig Robinson as Security | Katharine Ross as Woman | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Derrick Stevens as MC Skat Kat (as Derrick 'Delite' Stevens) | Scott Reiff as Traffic Reporter
Director: Chris Bennett

197 :12x07 - The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin

Mar/07/2016
Stan is chosen to create the C.I.A.'s calendar, a task in which Stan takes seriously so Hayley decides to rekindle and old grudge and she vows to destroy his creation.

Meanwhile, Roger gets a Discovery credit card and fakes his own death instead of paying the bill.
Guest Stars: Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Steve Agee as Various | Nyima Funk as Various | John Gemberling as Various | Tyrese Gibson as Himself | Mike Henry (1) as Jackson | David Koechner as Dick Reynolds | Natasha Leggero as Various | André Sogliuzzo as Various | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock
Director: Josue Cervantes

198 :12x08 - Stan-Dan Deliver

Mar/14/2016
After Roger eats all of Steve's charity chocolate, he accuses Roger of being selfish. When he gets in trouble for the missing chocolate, Principal Lewis sends Steve to the 'At-Risk' class. Roger shows up to be the new teacher to prove to Steve he isn't selfish.

Meanwhile, Stan spends the night at a retirement facility just to see how he likes it.
Guest Stars: Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Betsy Brandt as Nurse | Missy Elliott as Student | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Flea as Student | Nicholas Gonzalez as Student (as Nick Gonzalez) | Brandon T. Jackson as Student | Natalie Martinez as Student
Director: Shawn Murray
Songs: Janet Jackson -- Rhythm Nation

199 :12x09 - Anchorfran

Mar/21/2016
Francine sets out to help news anchor Greg when he and Terry split up. Roger becomes obsessed with a fictional boy from an old game called Dream Phone.
Guest Stars: Andrew Daly as Various | Andrew Geller as Various | Rob Huebel as Various | Tom Kenny as Various | David Koechner as Dick Reynolds | Thomas Lennon as Various | Wendi McLendon-Covey as Various
Director: Rodney Clouden

200 :12x10 - The Two Hundred

Mar/28/2016
In a devastated post-apocalyptic Langley Falls, Stan searches for his family with the help of Roger & Greg while being threatened by the feared unseen, 'Two Hundred'.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Greg Corbin | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Max Charles as Various | Richard Kind as Al Tuttle | Stephen Merchant as Technician | Sabrina Alashi as Various
Director: Jansen Yee

201 :12x11 - The Unincludeds

Apr/11/2016
Steve and Snot alter their futures when they throw a party for the uncool kids.
Meanwhile, Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn't compliment his order, and Stan and Francine go on vacation in Bosnia.
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Aya Cash as Various | Joe Chandler as Various | Gil Ozeri as Various | Naya Rivera as Various | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Joe Wengert as Various | Dwight Equitz as Various
Writer: Ali Waller

202 :12x12 - The Dentist's Wife

Apr/18/2016
Roger loses his identity after becoming fascinated by a local dentist's wife.

Meanwhile, Klaus throws a party when Stan and the kids are unable to move from being sore after working out.
Guest Stars: Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Patricia Clarkson as Various | Katie Crown as Various | Ralph Garman as Various | Thomas Lennon as Various | Jill Talley as Various | Nick Thune as Various | Billy Van Zandt as Various
Director: Joe Daniello

203 :12x13 - Widow's Pique

Apr/25/2016
When Stan is on a mission, Francine pretends she'’s a widow.

Also, Steve and his friends play wrestling and get beat up by Principal Lewis.
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Kevin Bigley as Various | Joan Cusack as Various | Richard Kind as Al Tuttle | Harry Lloyd as Various | Wendi McLendon-Covey as Various | John O'Hurley as Kevin Michael Richardson | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Jill Talley as Various | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Steve Van Zandt as Various
Writer: Sam Brenner

204 :12x14 - The Nova Centauris-burgh Board of Tourism Presents: American Dad

May/02/2016
Francine joins in on Steve and his pals’ live-action role-playing game.

Meanwhile, Stan opens a knock-off Seaworld in the house.
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Max Charles as Various | Steve Hely as Various | Sarah Longueuiel as Various | Judah Miller as Various | Adam Pally as Various | Rob Riggle as Various | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Bella Laudiero as Kid

205 :12x15 - Daesong Heavy Industries

May/09/2016
Stan loses his faith in religion after Steve questions everything in the Bible so he takes the family to Korea to investigate the rumors of a reinvented “Noah'’s Ark.
Guest Stars: Max Burkholder as Kid | Collin Dean as Kid | Chris Diamantopoulos as Various | Michael Dorn as Various | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | David Jung as Various | Lauren Lapkus as Various | Sunny Ozell as Various | Peter MacKenzie as Various | Andy Richter as Various | Sy Smith as Various
Director: Chris Bennett
Writer: Greg Cohen

206 :12x16 - Daesong Heavy Industries II: Return to Innocence

May/16/2016
Everyone is separated after the ship explodes: Stan and Francine lose their memories and resort to primitive living on an island; Hayley and Jeff are rescued by the Navy and Jeff decides to enlist; and Roger and Steve try to survive on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean.

207 :12x17 - Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth

May/23/2016
When Roger breaks his ankle, Francine convinces Stan to let him play in his basketball league.

Meanwhile, Steve sings a song that parodies R. Kelleyi’s "Trapped in the Closet."

208 :12x18 - Mine Struggle

May/30/2016
When Stan discovers a salt mine in the backyard, the Morton Salt Company wants to buy it. It turns out Steve is the rightful owner of the land, and he faces pressure from the family to sell.

209 :12x19 - Garfield and Friends

Jun/06/2016
In order to teach Hayley a few things about history, Stan uses CIA tech to bring President Garfield back to life.

Meanwhile Steve volunteers to write for his school paper.

210 :12x20 - Gifted Me Liberty

Jun/13/2016
When someone doesn't bring a Secret Santa gift, Bullock sends Stan on a mission to find out who the perpetrator was.

Meanwhile Steve attempts to up his popularity by posing as the 'good guy' boyfriend for his female classmates.

211 :12x21 - Next of Pin

Jun/20/2016
In an attempt to bond, Stan takes Steve bowling & is surprised by his natural talent.

Meanwhile, Klaus has Roger & Hayley compete to see who has the smallest attention span.

212 :12x22 - Standard Deviation

Jun/27/2016
To prevent from being sent on a suicide mission, Stan challenges Bullock to a DJ battle.

Meanwhile, Roger helps Jeff build imaginary musical instruments after they drink to much psychedelic tea.
Classification: Animation
Genre: Adult Cartoons | Comedy
Status: Returning Series
Network: tbs ( USA)
Airs: Mondays at 08:30 pm
Runtime: 30 Minutes
Premiere: February 06, 2005
Episode Order: 20
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