Hayley decides to dye her hair blonde in order to get more attention in her charity work.
Meanwhile, Stan is sick of door flyers so w/ Steve, he sets out to find a better home in a gated community.
Stan, Jackson, Dick & Hooper must prove to Bullock they are still essential after he sends a drone to to their job.
Meanwhile at home, Francine, Roger, Steve & Hayley challenge each other to a slow motion race across the living room.
After being impressed when a fellow geek beats up a school bully, Steve & Snot enroll in Karate, however Steven doesn't like the new 'Angry Snot'.
Meanwhile, Klaus is forced to become an 'outside fish' when his smell becomes overwhelming.
When the CIA is forced to make cutbacks and go on furlough, Stan volunteers to take a position as a college campus security guard.
Meanwhile, Roger opens a bed and breakfast to boost the family's income.
When Francine's sister Gwen comes to town, Hayley suspects she is up to no good.
Meanwhile, Stan teaches Steve the art of hugging Aunt Gwen, and Klaus shadows Roger's dramatic comments.
Stan wishes he could have a carefree, single life just like Principal Lewis. His wishes come true, whilst Principal Lewis becomes head of the house at the Smith household.
Hayley joins the Langley Falls roller derby team but on the condition her "sister" joins as well.
This leads Steve on a gender identity quest.
Meanwhile, Stan breaks the sink & they find help in a saintly carpenter.
A rift develops between Steve & Francine when he swears at her. She decides to stop cooking for him so he learns to do for himself which leads him to be invited on a morning talk show.
Meanwhile, Stan thinks he becomes invisible when he snaps his fingers.
Hayley gets a job and starts to fall for a co-worker.
Meanwhile, Stan chauffers Steve and Francine to a Mother-Son dance
While on vacation in Los Angeles, Stan joins the world of old Hollywood.
Meanwhile, Roger kennel-trains Steve and Hayley.
Francine is up for an award for her lonely housewife novel, so the family heads to the Big Apple for the ceremony.
Meanwhile, Stan and Hayley hang out with actor Robert Wuhl, and Steve and Roger recreate their Wheels and the Legman personas.
Stan is horrified when he sees a couple die in a car crash, and he goes to see a shrink.
Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus study for a wine tasting.