Hayley decides to dye her hair blonde in order to get more attention in her charity work.
Meanwhile, Stan is sick of door flyers so w/ Steve, he sets out to find a better home in a gated community.
When Bullock sends a drone to do the job Stan and his colleagues are supposed to do, Stan is determined to prove that humans are better than robots. Meanwhile, Francine and the rest of the family participate in a slow motion race against one another in the living room.
Steve and Snot are fed up with being bullied. When they enroll in a karate class, Snot is brainwashed by the sensei, and it's Steve's mission to get him back.
Meanwhile, Klaus develops a horrible odor and is forced to be an outside pet.
When the CIA is forced to make cutbacks and go on furlough, Stan volunteers to take a position as a college campus security guard.
Meanwhile, Roger opens a bed and breakfast to boost the family's income.
When Francine's sister Gwen comes to town, Hayley suspects she is up to no good.
Meanwhile, Stan teaches Steve the art of hugging Aunt Gwen, and Klaus shadows Roger's dramatic comments.
When Stan wishes he could have Principal Lewis' carefree, single life, a la "It's a Wonderful Life," his wish comes true. In Stan's wish world, Principal Lewis has his family.