Wanting a camp experience similar to his, Stan sends Steve to the only camp he can find. The problem is it's a refugee camp in Africa.
Meanwhile, Roger and Francine pose as a married couple, but things go wrong when they can't decide on a back story.
When Stan reacts negatively to Steve's new girlfriend Debbie, he eventually develops an eating disorder.
Meanwhile, during their breakup, Roger sets his eyes on Debbie.
Songs: Let's Hear it for the Boy -- Deniece Williams
Stan looses his confidence after a car salesman bests him several times.
Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve & his friends get to second base by creating a drive in theater.
After Stan gets passed up to speak at the Republican National Convention he jumps at the chance when The Log Cabin Republicans ask him to speak at their convention after they see his intimate portrayal of Lincoln in his one man play.
After Francine wishes her marriage was a little more exciting, Stan takes up street racing.
Meanwhile, after the latest breakup with Hayley, Jeff becomes involved in Steve's on-line game.
When Klaus reveals how to kill Steve's character Hayley teams up with Jeff to revive him within the game.
Songs: Whitesnake -- Here I Go Again, Toto -- I Won't Hold You Back
Steve starts to spend more time with Debbie, causing Francine to become jealous and longing for another baby but when Stan puts a kibosh on impregnating her she decides to go over his head and get his supply at the CIA sperm bank.
Meanwhile, Roger becomes the professor of Hayley's class at Groff Community College and inspires his students.
Some time in the future, an elderly human Klaus recounts a story for his grandson, of Stan and his wintertime hobby which he kept secret from Francine for 20 years.
Meanwhile, Steve, Snot, Barry & Toshi receive a mail order Russian bride and must decide who will have the privilege of marrying her.
With the help of Roger, Steve runs away to New York City where their intelligence can be appreciated.
Meanwhile, a family of squirrels reenact scenes from What's Eating Gilbert Grape
After being disillusioned with Christmas thanks to political correctness, the Ghost of Christmas past returns Stan to a simpler time, but Stan alters the past eliminating Christmas and America.
Meanwhile, Roger finds the disco cassette tape that falls from Stan's jacket and proceeds to 'invent' the disco era.
Special Guest Stars: Lisa Kudrow
as The Ghost of Christmas Past |
After winning a CIA essay contest George Bush comes to dinner at the Smiths house but thanks to Roger, falls off the wagon.
Meanwhile, Steve & Roger believe they've tracked down Osama bin Laden and he's somewhere in Langley Falls.
Stan realizes his dream of producing his line of holiday themed teddy bears but when the demands become to high, he must rely on illegal immigrants much to the disgust of Hayley.
Meanwhile, Steve gets kicked out of his own band after Roger becomes the drummer.
When Roger starts to feel unappreciated by Steve, he finds a 9 year old who's awe struck at the though of his very own alien, however, when Henry becomes abusive, Roger doesn't know how to get out of the relationship.
Meanwhile, Stan and Francine attempt to save their favorite soft drink, Mr. Pibb from being discontinued.
Songs: G. Love & Special Sauce -- Cold Beverage
Steve discovers a hidden conspiracy when he chooses George Washington Carver for his Black History Month essay.
Meanwhile, Roger challenges Hayley to a game of Jenga.
After looking like a fool in front of his family, instead of admitting his mistake, Stan allows his family to believe it's the end of the world and takes them to live in the woods.
After several late nights at the CIA, Stan decided to set Bullock up on a blind date with one of Francine's friends.
The night doesn't go as planned, when she winds up dead, and instead of taking the chance of Francine saying the words he most hates "I told you so", Stan makes Francine believe she killed her friend.
Meanwhile, after being ridiculed for having no nose, Roger finds the perfect appendage in the guise of Kevin Bacon.
Stan is mortified by how many sexual partners Francine had before him so in order to get his moral up, Francine decided to let Stan sleep with another woman.
Stan insists he can't cheat on Francine so she divorces him.
He meets another woman and to Francine's shock marries her.
Meanwhile, Steve becomes addicted to Hayley's energy drink Cougarboost.
Stan uses CIA tech on the neighbors and finds out he is not as beloved as he believes so he throws a block party but his plans backfire.
Horrified that he's being criticized at every turn, he has the entire neighborhood evicted from their homes.
Meanwhile, Roger uses Steve as a tool to extort money from.
In an attempt to man up Steve, Stan takes him, along with Snot, Toshi & Barry on a cattle drive.
Meanwhile, Roger pits Hayley & Francine against each other to find out who's the prettiest girl in the house.
In order to get Jeff out of his life, Stan & Roger return him to Florida to face criminal charges he has pending. However, after meeting Jeff's father, Stan begins to have second thoughts.
Meanwhile, Steve obtains a second sight after an electrical shock.