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Season 3

43 :03x01 - The Vacation Goo

Francine longs for a true family vacation after she discovers Stan has been implanting them with false memories of great vacations for years thanks to goo tanks from the CIA.

When Stan takes the family on a cruise Francine still doesn't believe it's real so she jumps overboard. After the Smiths along with cruise employee, Becky, rescue Francine they become marooned on seemingly deserted island.
Guest Stars: Elizabeth Banks as Becky Arangino | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Matt McKenna as Various | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | John DiMaggio as Various | Patrick Bristow as Various | Mike Barker (1) as Jerry | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Chris Diamantopoulos as Senor Hidalgo | James Patrick Stuart as Eddie
Director: Albert Calleros

44 :03x02 - Meter Made

After Stan punches a male meter maid during a disagreement over a parking ticket, a judge sentences him to two weeks of community service, as a meter maid. However Stan & Francine find the lifestyle too seductive.

Meanwhile, Hayley poses in the nude for an art class, where one of the artists turns out to be Roger and in turns creates a portrait of Hayley that Steve enjoys.
Guest Stars: Robby Takac as Various | Molly Shannon as Christie White | Rick Podell as Various | Brian Lally as Art Teacher | Mike Henry (1) as Various | Eric Edwards as Bagel Shop Owner | Shawn Michael Howard as Belmonpan | Mike Rowe as Meter Maid | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Chuck White | Meter Maid | Forest Whitaker as Ron Turlington
Director: Bob Bowen
Writer: Dan Vebber
Songs: Antonio Vivaldi -- "Spring"

45 :03x03 - Dope and Faith

Stan finds the perfect guy to be friends with except for one small detail. Brett is an atheist, so Stan tries anything he can to get Brett to convert.

Meanwhile, to prank Steve, Roger makes him believe he has been accepted in Hogwarts Wizard's School which in reality is a crack house.
Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Rolando Molina as Mex | Paget Brewster as Michelle Morris | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Scientist | Eric Stonestreet as Short Order Cook (Voice Only) | Jocko Sims as Ice Pick | Jay Thomas as Brett Morris | Eartha Kitt as Fortune Teller | Martin Mull as Father Donovan
Director: Caleb Meurer
Songs: Night Ranger -- Sister Christian

46 :03x04 - Big Trouble in Little Langley

After the lastest visit by Francine's adoptive parents, he decided he must find her real parents.
Guest Stars: Michael Dunn (2) as Paramedic | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Holland Taylor as Cassandra Dawson | Jeff Perry as Nicolas Dawson | Teresa Rodriguez as Lindsay Coolidge | Amy Hill as Mah Mah Ling | Tzi Ma as Bah Bah Ling
Director: John Aoshima

47 :03x05 - Haylias

Stan finally must deal with the fact that as a little girl, Hayley was brainwashed and trained as a secret CIA sleeper agent. He activates her to keep her from boarding a plane to France but unless he disables her within a couple of days, she will try (and most likely succeed) to kill him.

Meanwhile, after being inspired by 70s detective shows, Roger and Steve create detective personas, Wheels & the Legman.
Guest Stars: Niecy Nash as Angel | André Sogliuzzo as Dill | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Fred Tatasciore as Bill Elliot | Senator | Martin Mull as Father Donovan | Rolando Molina as Mex | Karen Maruyama as Woman | Ying Liu as Female Announcer | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | John Ennis as Tex
Director: Brent Woods

48 :03x06 - 42-Year-Old Virgin

Stan reluctantly reveals he has never actually killed anyone since he started working at the CIA, so his poker friends, along with Roger, help him make his first kill.
Guest Stars: Victor Raider-Wexler as Ray | Matt McKenna as Zargon Cult Leader | Mike Barker (1) as Mugger | Zargon Cult Member #1 | Cashier | Security Guard | Maria Bamford as Randy's Mother | André Sogliuzzo as Spy | Young Father | Erik Durbin as Randy | Zargon Cult Member #2 | Don Lake as Bad Larry | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Timothy Taule as Blonde Spy | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock
Director: Pam Cooke

49 :03x07 - Surro-Gate

Stan puts his foot down on Greg and Terry having a baby, but despite that unknown to Stan, Francine agrees to be Greg & Terry's surrogate.

Meanwhile, after Steve and Roger send Klaus and fishbowl down a water slide, Klaus vows revenge.
Guest Stars: Brian Lally as Nebraska Man | Jane Lynch as Al | Mike Henry (1) as Gang Leader | Leisha Hailey as Lily | Erik Durbin as Various | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates
Director: Tim Parsons
Writer: Erik Durbin

50 :03x08 - The Most Adequate Christmas Ever

With Stan's dissatisfaction of the family's Christmas decoration, he takes them out in the dead of winter to find a more adequate Christmas tree.

Leaving the family in the car Stan heads out alone only to be crushed by the perfect tree. Having a near death experience he spends time in limbo in court so they can decide if he should get a second chance at life.

With no luck in court, he kidnaps his lawyer and heads to God's house to confront the only person who can save himself & his family.
Guest Stars: Shawn Michael Howard as Homeless Man | Jane Lynch as ObGyn Doctor | Peter MacKenzie as Various | Matt McKenna as Various | J.K. Simmons as The Judge | Steve Hely as Jim Henson | Erik Durbin as Various | John DiMaggio as Bouncer | The Dove | Chris Diamantopoulos as Various | Mike Barker (1) as Jesus | Tim Dadabo as Waiter | Paget Brewster as Michelle
Director: John Aoshima

51 :03x09 - Frannie 911

Stan finally convinces Francine to stop enabling and protecting Roger when he acts like a brat.
Roger makes an attempt to change his ways, even if it kills him.

Meanwhile, Klaus and Hayley play a game of truth or dare while and Steve decides he wants to become a backup dancer.
Guest Stars: Patton Oswalt as Ticket Taker
Director: Joe Daniello
Writer: Brian Boyle
Songs: Little River Band -- “Cool Change”

52 :03x10 - Tearjerker

In this James Bond parody, Agent Stan Smith must determine why Hollywood's biggest stars are intentionally making horrible movies with the worst director around, Tchochkie Schmear (Klaus).

The search leads him to Tearjerker (Roger) and with the help of Sexpun T'Come (Francine), they will thwart his diabolical plans to bring the world to tears.
Guest Stars: Enn Reitel as British Spy | André Sogliuzzo as Johnny Depp | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Jill Talley as Cocktail Waitress | Flight Attendant | Oscar's Mother | Charles White as Professor | Ivana Milicevic as Austrian Woman | Matt McKenna as Captain Monte | Mr. Stashwick | Don LaFontaine as Himself | David Hemingson as Bartender | Seth Green as Matthew McConaughey | Erik Durbin as Various | Warren Derosa as Unknown | Mike Barker (1) as Mannie | Chuck White
Director: Albert Calleros
Songs: Night Ranger -- Rock In America (You Can Still)

53 :03x11 - Oedipal Panties

After her latest break up, Stan's mother come to cry on his shoulder. Francine & Roger attempt to break Stan's unnatural connection he has with his mother while trying to determine why Stan's mother never makes it past the third date.

Meanwhile, after holding Klaus Steve comes down with a case of Ick.
Guest Stars: André Sogliuzzo as Various | Ivana Milicevic as Various | David Hemingson as Hercules | Erik Durbin as Various | Swoosie Kurtz as Betty Smith
Director: Rodney Clouden

54 :03x12 - Widowmaker

When Stan shares too much with Francine, she can't handle it, especially when the truth comes out about what happened to the husband of her friend Julie.

Meanwhile, Steve has a hard time recovering after Hayley kills the queen bee he used for his science project.
Guest Stars: Sandra Bernhard as Woman on Bike | Christen Sussin as Julie
Director: Bob Bowen

55 :03x13 - Red October Sky

Former KGB agent, Sergei Kruglov, moves in next door to The Smiths in an attempt to make peace with Stan. However, once Sergei volunteers to help Steve with his model rocket, his true motives are revealed.

Meanwhile, Roger & Klaus travel around Europe.
Guest Stars: Penelope Fortier as Airport Announcer | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Steve Hely as Jim Henson | Travis Bowe as Various | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein
Director: Caleb Meurer
Writer: Steve Hely

56 :03x14 - Office Spaceman

After Stan finds out Roger has been selling photos of himself to the local paper, the CIA doubles their efforts in tracking him down. They ultimately hire Roger himself when it was discovered he was the one who took the photos.

Meanwhile, Hayley & Steve help Francine come to terms with being left-handed.
Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Victor Raider-Wexler as Ray | Melissa Peterman as Various | David Koechner as Dick Reynolds | Amy Hill as Mah Mah Ling | Mike Henry (1) as Jackson | Mike Barker (1) as Sanders | J. Lee as Various | Raven-Symone as Katie
Director: Brent Woods

57 :03x15 - Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold

After a near death experience, Stan once again decided to search for Ollie North's gold which he believes is buried near their house.

Meanwhile, after reading about a sexual harassment settlement in the paper Roger bets Klaus he get a higher amount so he goes to work only to discover no one wants to.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Greg Corbin | Raven-Symone as Woman (in Stan's future Smithsonian exhibit) | Matt McKenna as Various | Shawn Michael Howard as Various | Skyler Gisondo as Matty Moyer | Richard Gant as Firefighter | Erik Durbin as Langley Falls Town Geologist | Chris Diamantopoulos as Hanson Foam Man | Paget Brewster as Michelle | Travis Bowe as Paramedic | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Chuck White
Director: Pam Cooke
Writer: Erik Sommers
Songs: 2 Live Crew -- Me So Horny

58 :03x16 - Spring Break-Up

Feeling unappreciated by Francine, Stan befriends a girl at the Spring Break Roger throws at the Smith home.

Meanwhile, Steve tries to lose his virginity to Carmen Selectra.
Guest Stars: Michelle Krusiec as Various | Laura McCreary as Various | Matt McKenna as Various | Missi Pyle as Various | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Amy Hill as Mah Mah Ling | Leisha Hailey as Various | Ari Graynor as Various | Erik Durbin as Various | Paget Brewster as Carmen Selectra | Travis Bowe as Various | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Robert Tinkler as Various
Director: Albert Calleros
Warning: American Dad! guide may contain spoilers
Classification: Animation
Genre: Adult Cartoons | Comedy
Status: Returning Series
Network: tbs ( USA)
Airs: Sundays at 09:30 pm
Runtime: 30 Minutes
Premiere: February 06, 2005
Episode Order: 20
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