When Hayley & Jeff elope, Stan & Francine decide to give $10,000 to anyone who can stop the wedding.
In the conclusion of the season opener, Stan and Francine compete with each other on how to raise Steve by creating a clone of him.
Meanwhile, Roger attempts to track down Hayley & Jeff so he can steal the $10,000.
Songs: MGMT -- Electric Feel, John Farnham -- Thunder in Your Heart
Buckle usurps Stan's title as the best Halloween attraction on the block. In an attempt to regain the title, Stan obtains 5 real serial killers but things go awry when Roger releases them.
Meanwhile, Steve wants a closer relationship with Toshi's sister.
With Roger's assistance, Stan gets to live out his life long fantasy, opening his own restaurant.
Meanwhile, Steve thinks he has a sure thing with the new girl in school. She agrees to go all the way with him if he can provide a guy for her best friend who also happens to be a doll.
After 20 years of supressed memories, Francine remembers she was once a stand up comedian. With Roger's help she decided to revive her career which lands her a sit-com on FOX.
This radical life change proves to be to much for Stan to handle.
Meanwhile, Klaus receives a fish partner.
Stan's half-brother, Rusty and his family visit the Smiths for Thanksgiving. Stan believes he is showing his brother the finer things of life but when the next year the Smiths go to Rusty's place, Stan quickly realizes he is in fact lesser off.
Stan decided he deserves the good fortune that has been bestowed upon Rusty and his family.
Happily accepted for jury duty, Stan is surprised when Roger is the accused person in the trial.
Meanwhile, after Jeff & Hayley move in with the Smiths, Francine & Klaus must deal with Jeff's addiction.
After the gift of a gun from Stan, Steve shoots Santa Claus.
Upon learning it was the real Santa, the Smiths are on the run for their life.
Meanwhile, Roger is in search of a beverage that will get him drunk.
After a disastrous meal, Roger poisons the house with his excessive gas.
The Smiths are forced to stay at a hotel where, upon the advice of the concierge, Francine decides to take on the persona of professional concrete saleswoman & Steve attempts to travel back in time to meet the model who posed for a portrait.
Songs: ELO -- Mr. Blue Sky
Stan & Francine befriend a young couple but quickly realize they are not as young as they used to be.
Meanwhile, Roger and Steve must get a refund for a defective product.
Songs: Street Fabulous -- Sté ÉLéCtro 2
After a failed mission, Roger gets Stan to admit he can't act. He convinces Stan to take his acting classes which work well until they are up for the same part.
Meanwhile, Steve, Snot, Barry & Toshi decided to have once final sleep over.
Stan comes to Roger's aid when he's about to get hit by a car & after a fight with Roger, Stan admits the only reason Roger lives with them is due to the life debt Stan owes Roger.
However, when Hayley points out the life debt is now even, Roger moves out but after being miserable, he decided to once again, to save Stan's life by any means possible.
Meanwhile, Steve starts doing the school announcements but realizes the power is too great.
When Steve finishes his dinner before Stan, he believes his time as alpha male are up. However, when Stan realizes he still has sex with Francine on his side.
Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff seek marriage advice from Principal Brian Lewis which turns out to be housework.
In a blatant attempt to suck up to Senator Buckingham in order to get a promotion, Stan enrolls Steve in the same private school the Senator's daughter attends.
After Steve quits the school, Roger fills in & things are going well until Roger accidentally sells the senator’s daughter to a drug lord.
Meanwhile Steve is jumped into a Latina street gang.
Steve, Barry & Toshi agrees to help Snot's Uncle Solomon bring his his cabbage crop at the same time Roger bets Klaus he can turn Steve into one of the “cool kids”.
He does so by teaching him how to drive. However, the only thing Steve is old enough to drive is Solomon's tractor.
Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take turns pranking each other.
Snot professes his love for one of Roger's personas, Jenny Fromdabloc.
Surprisingly, Roger grows fond of Snot but after a claim that Snot is no longer a virgin & realizing the truth, Steve decides to break them up.
Meanwhile Stan longs for the time when wives would meet their husbands at the door with dry martinis, but quickly realizes he can't hold his sauce.
After making a wager with Greg & Terry their marriage can remain strong during a home renovation, Stan & Francine go to war after they can't decide how to remodel the kitchen.
Meanwhile, Principal Brian Lewis convinces Barry to use his almost savant counting ability to cheat at cards.
Francine gets a job at the CIA but it interferes in Stan's ability to flirt at the office.
Meanwhile, Roger convinces Steve to build birdhouses for profit.
Stan wants some quality time with Steve at the local zoo but things don't go as planned when the mama gorilla adopts Steve as one of her own.
Meanwhile, Roger attempts to become a country singer and bets Hayley he can do so by simply writing the most depressing song of all time and the only way to do that is to live the life, so he marries the biggest country girl at the bar.