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Season 1

1 :01x01 - Pilot

Feb/06/2005
Stan rigs the school election so Steve can become school president so he can impress the most popular girl in school, Lisa Silver.

Meanwhile, after Francine cuts off Roger's supply of junk food, he agrees to write Hayley's term papers if he continues to supply his fix.
Guest Stars: Natasha Melnick as Various | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Mike Henry as Jackson | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Chris Cox as George W. Bush | Carmen Electra as Lisa Silver | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Kim Parks as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | André Sogliuzzo as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Ron Hughart

2 :01x02 - Threat Levels

May/01/2005
After a deadly virus scare, Francine realizes she hasn't much purpose in her life but after meeting Barb Hansen, wants to become a real estate agent.
Stan however becomes threatened once Francine starts to make more money than he does.

Meanwhile, Steve strives to become the next video mogul by creating Girls Gone Wild type videos and Hayley opens a homeless shelter.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Greg Corbin | Rachael MacFarlane as Barbara "Barb" Hanson | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Mike Henry as Jackson | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Ralph Garman as Hazmat Guy | Zuhair Haddad as Various | Busy Philipps as Dana | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Stephen Root as Dick Reynolds
Director: Brent Woods
Songs: Van Halen -- Unchained

3 :01x03 - Stan Knows Best

May/08/2005
Hayley finally moves out to be with Jeff without realizing Jeff lives in his van so she is forced to become a stripper to make ends meet.

Meanwhile, Steve convinces Roger to pretend to be his sister the burn victim to gain the attention of a girl.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Strip Club Patron | Mike Barker (1) as Sanders | Ron | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Mike Henry as Jackson | Strip Club Patron | Sarah Silverman as House of Hoagies Stripper | Robin Bartlett as Woman's Studies Teacher | Zooey Deschanel as Candy Striper | French Main | Nat Faxon as Strip Club Patron | Tori Spelling as Kim | Brenda Vaccaro as ‘Mentally Deficient Young Women’ Owner
Director: Pam Cooke

4 :01x04 - Francine's Flashback

May/15/2005
After forgetting his anniversary, Stan arranges to have the last 20 hours of Francine's memory erased, but accidentally erases the last 20 years, making Francine think she's a wild and carefree teenager from 1985.

Meanwhile, Steve asks out Lindsay Coolidge who agrees only if Steve finds someone to date her ugly-as-sin friend.
Guest Stars: Mike Henry as Kayaker | Debra Wilson as Whitney Houston | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Ellen Albertini Dow as Old Woman | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Mike Barker (1) as CIA Lab Tech (Francine's Memory Eraser) | Josh Homme as Himself | Terri Lyn Rodriguez as Lindsay Coolidge (as Terri Rodriguez) | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Marissa Jaret Winokur as Jewel
Songs: Kenny Loggins -- I'm Alright, Queens of the Stone Age -- Never Say Never

5 :01x05 - Roger Codger

Jun/05/2005
When Roger slips into a coma after being told off by Stan, the Smiths think he's dead and dispose of his body. While the family copes with their "loss," Roger awakens in a landfill and journeys home, finding himself being pursued by the CIA.

Meanwhile, Francine has a crisis of faith after Father Donovan says he won't go to heaven.
Guest Stars: Rachael MacFarlane as Gertie | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Mike Henry as Jackson | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Martin Mull as Father Donovan | Phill Lewis as Duper | Rob Corddry as CIA Therapist | Neal Feinberg as Unknown
Director: Albert Calleros
Writer: Dan Vebber

6 :01x06 - Homeland Insecurity

Jun/12/2005
When Stan learns his new neighbors are Iranian, he immediately suspects that they are terrorists.

Meanwhile, Roger tries to discover any hidden alien powers he may have while Steve is left at the mercy of the Scout Rangers.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Greg Corbin | Richard Kind as Al Tuttle | Gina Gershon as Karen | Matthew Lillard as Bruce | Elias Koteas as Jim | Megyn Price as Linda Memari | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Abraham Benrubi as Todd | William Fichtner as Harland | Seth Green as Joey | Ron Livingston as Bob Memari
Director: Rodney Clouden

7 :01x07 - Deacon Stan, Jesus Man

Jun/19/2005
After the deacon of the church suddenly dies, Stan and his rival Chuck White are both up for the job.
However, Stan's appointment is in danger when they discover Roger used his alien reproductive juices to make the potato salad they fed to the congregation. Not to mention, Steve winds up expecting Roger's 'baby'.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Greg Corbin | Wendy Schaal as Delta Burke | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Chuck White | Josh Groban as Whiny Parishoner | Marley Shelton as Betsy White | Martin Mull as Father Donovan | Jodi Long as Various | Molly Shannon as Christie White | Dennis Predovic as Doctor | James Patrick Stuart as Various
Director: John Aoshima

8 :01x08 - Bullocks to Stan

Sep/11/2005
After an argument between Bullock & Hayley, Stan demands she apologize but she refuses.
Later when Stan goes to Bullocks house he discovers Hayley there, to his horror, he realizes they have spent the night together but he is reluctant to say anything since he is up for a promotion.

Meanwhile, Steve makes prank calls after finding Dick Cheney's blackberry.
Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Mike Henry as Jackson | Stephen Root as Dick Reynolds | Mike Barker (1) as Sanders
Director: Brent Woods
Songs: Crowded House -- Don't Dream, It's Over, Oingo Boingo's -- Little Girls, Unknown -- Under Paris Skies (Sous le ciel de Paris)

9 :01x09 - A Smith in the Hand

Sep/18/2005
When the school wants Steve to take a sex-ed class, Stan decides to teach Steve himself about the birds and the bees and the evils of masturbation. However, after a accident involving his crotch, Stan becomes addicted to applying ointment.

Meanwhile, after Hayley chastises him for being lazy, Roger opens a bar in the attic.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Greg Corbin | Film Narrator | Rachael MacFarlane as Nurse | Mike Henry as Senator #2 | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Deer | Dr. Heisler | Scott Menville as Timmy | Peter MacKenzie as Dr. Grossbard | Senator #1 | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | TV Announcer
Director: Pam Cooke
Songs: Carmina Burana -- O Fortuna

10 :01x10 - All About Steve

Sep/25/2005
Stan is ashamed of Steve's geekiness but realizes he needs his help to catch a cyber-terrorist.

Meanwhile, Roger tries to find a suitable job that will allow him to interact with humans.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Greg Corbin | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Mike Henry as Jackson | Taco King | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Agent Mulder | Stephen Colbert as Dr. R. Dandliker | Brian Posehn as Dan Vebber | Jon Ross as Kurt | Stephen Root as Dick Reynolds | Catero Colbert as Derek Jeter
Director: Mike Kim (1)
Songs: Looper -- Mondo '77

11 :01x11 - Con Heir

Oct/02/2005
After the death of Grandpa Smith and the sudden appearance of Jack Smith, Stan is forced to reveal the truth of who his father really is, a spy.

Meanwhile, Steve & Snot compete for the affections of his fake grandfather's elderly friend.
Guest Stars: Dee Bradley Baker as Grandpa Smith | Mike Henry as Jackson | Painter | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Daran Norris as Jack Smith | Martin Mull as Father Donovan | Sherry Weston as Gretchen
Director: Albert Calleros
Writer: Steve Hely

12 :01x12 - Stan of Arabia (1)

Nov/06/2005
In part one, Stan stands in for Jay Leno at a benefit for Deputy Director Bullock, however after insulting him, Stan and his family are sent to Saudi Arabia.

Things don't go as planned until Stan learns how things are run in Saudi Arabia.
Guest Stars: Jill Talley as Dalia | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Mike Henry as Jackson | Michael Moore | Faziz | Stephen Root as Dick Reynolds | Peter Lurie as Man at Bizarre | Paget Brewster as Thundercat | Jeff Bennett as Mahmood | Fred Tatasciore as Police of Vice & Virtue #2 | Brian George (1) as Ali | André Sogliuzzo as Manager | Wally Wingert as Jay Leno | Neal Feinberg as Khalid | April Stewart as Salima | Bahir | Jeff Fischer as Various | Odile Corso as Angelina Jolie
Director: Rodney Clouden
Songs: Clash -- Rock the Casbah

13 :01x13 - Stan of Arabia (2)

Nov/13/2005
In the conclusion, after renouncing their American citizenship, the Smiths are arrested for various offenses and sentenced to stoning.

Meanwhile, Roger regales a Saudi prince with tales of Beverly Hills 90210 & Melrose Place.
Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Fred Tatasciore as Police of Vice & Virtue #2 | Judge | Odile Corso as God | Gina Gershon as American Girl #1 | Peter Lurie as Man at Bizarre | Oded Fehr as Kazim | Paget Brewster as Thundercat | Grant Heslov as Man #2 | Stone Mayhem Announcer | Zuhair Haddad as Old Man | Police of Vice & Virtue #3 | Neal Feinberg as Khalid | Zacharias | Irv Rosenblath | Mike Henry as Faziz | Brian George (1) as Ali | Prince | Guy #3 | Mike Barker (1) as Stone Mayhem Announcer
Director: Anthony Lioi
Songs: Christopher Cross -- Sailing

14 :01x14 - Stannie Get Your Gun

Nov/20/2005
After a meeting of the The National Gun Association at their house, Hayley accidentally shoots Stan, paralyzing him.

Meanwhile, after Steve eats Roger's cookie, he makes Steve think he's adopted.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Greg Corbin | Dee Bradley Baker as NGA Land Announcer | Jill Talley as Little Girl's Mom | Ramona | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Mr. Madsen | John Carroll Lynch as ACL-Lou | Mr. Simms | Beau Bridges as Doctor |
Uncredited: Jim Feeley as Bobby the Bullet
Director: John Aoshima
Writer: Brian Boyle

15 :01x15 - Star Trek

Nov/27/2005
Steve's story about a drunken Roger becomes a bestselling children's book, but the fame goes to his head after Stan and Francine exploit him and Steve's new agent convinces him to divorce his parents.

Meanwhile, Francine wants Beauregard LaFontaine to do her hair.
Guest Stars: Bryan Cranston as Bill Publisherman | Matt McKenna as Cap'n Monty | Kevin Broham | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Spike Baltar | Jill Talley as Janet Gustafson | Leslie Jordan as Mr. Beauregard | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Jim Wise as Mr. Durbin | Paul Adelstein as Unknown
Director: Mike Kim (1)
Songs: R. Kelly -- I Believe I Can Fly, Glenn Miller -- In the Mood

16 :01x16 - Not Particularly Desperate Housewives

Dec/18/2005
Looking for an escape from her weekly routine, Francine joins the Ladybugs. All she has to do is pretend to be cheating on Stan.

Meanwhile, Stan & Roger compete for the affections of a lap dog named Fussy.
Guest Stars: Megyn Price as Linda Memari | Eric Edwards as Manager | Molly Shannon as Christie White | Paget Brewster as Casey | Michael G. Hagerty as Cop | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Freddy Rodriguez as Hector | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Jill Talley as Fat Lady | Sandra Oh as Katie
Director: Brent Woods
Writer: Dan Vebber
Songs: Elastica -- Connection

17 :01x17 - Rough Trade

Jan/08/2006
Roger believes Stan's life is a breeze so they agree to switch responsibilities.
Guest Stars: Megyn Price as Linda Memari | Ron Livingston as Bob Memari | Robert Tinkler as Doyle | Jill Talley as Senator Feinstein | Maria | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Contestant | Andy Richter as Philip | Jason Lee as Officer Bays | Keith Carradine as Fusfeld Motors Boss | David Faustino as Himself | Fred Tatasciore as Lieutenant Goldberg
Director: Pam Cooke
Songs: Sonny and Cher -- I Got You Babe

18 :01x18 - Finances With Wolves

Jan/29/2006
Francine wants Stan to invest in her Muffin Kiosk at the mall.

Meanwhile, Klaus becomes human, Roger adopts a pet, Hayley hooks up with extreme environmentalists & Steve believes he's a werewolf.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Kevin Rowland (Lead Singer of Dexys Midnight Runners) | Peter MacKenzie as Chief Shopaholic | Midnight Runner #1 | Salesman | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Ticket Guy | Valet | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | David Herman (1) as Arboreus | Mr. Aids | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano
Director: Albert Calleros
Songs: Flavor Flav -- 911 is a Joke, Earth, Wind, and Fire. -- September

19 :01x19 - It's Good to be Queen

Feb/26/2006
Stan looks forward to Francine's reunion because she was the homecoming queen. However, when it's discovered Francine didn't actually win, Stan dumps her to spend the reunion with the true queen.

Meanwhile, a pizza delivery man teaches Steve and Roger about love and forgiveness.
Guest Stars: Mike Barker (1) as Jock #2 | Pig | Stephen Root as Dick Reynolds | Mike Henry as Jackson | Maitre D' | Jeremy Sisto as Mitch | Leigh-Allyn Baker as Margie | Jon Cryer as Quacky | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Donnie Patterson | David Zuckerman as Betty Sue | Matt McKenna as Coach Patterson | Ioan Gruffudd as Gabriel Byrne | Medic | Dayna Devon as Girl In Line
Director: Rodney Clouden
Songs: The Look of Love -- ABC, INXS -- Never Tear Us Apart

20 :01x20 - Roger 'n Me

Apr/23/2006
After a bachelor party in Atlantic City, a drunk Stan & Roger share an intimate moment that they think will bond them but Stan just wants to forget the whole thing.

Meanwhile, Steve and Hayley team up to break up a couple.
Guest Stars: Jennie Garth as Trudy | Peter Facinelli as Miles | Peter Scolari as Himself (Best Buddiez Host) | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Frank | John Torbett as Bobo Peterson | Wendie Jo Sperber as Herself (Best Buddiez Host) | Laura Linney as Doctor Gupta
Director: Anthony Lioi
Songs: Edie Brickell -- Circle, Queen -- Don't Stop Me Now, Pet Shop Boys -- West End Girls

21 :01x21 - Helping Handis

Apr/30/2006
Hayley's film project portrays Francine has a pathetic housewife so she becomes a surgeon, or so she believes.
However, she is spotted at the hospital by the Handicapped Mafia who hire her as their doctor.

Meanwhile, Stan gives Steve experimental drugs from the CIA labs which cause him to sprout boobs which makes him popular with the guys.
Guest Stars: Dee Bradley Baker as Little Tex | Matt McKenna as Coach Andrews | John Cho as Vince Chung | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | John DiMaggio as Sully | Mike Barker (1) as Nick | Fred Tatasciore as Johnny Four-Legs | Kevin Michael Richardson as Big Monty | André Sogliuzzo as Deaf Teddy | Blind Jimmy | Jill Talley as Workshop Representative | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Juanita Jennings as Various
Director: Caleb Meurer
Songs: Def Leppard -- Pour Some Sugar On Me

22 :01x22 - With Friends Like Steve's

May/07/2006
Stan is disappointed when Steve is no longer interested in Stan's job but is thrilled when Steve's friend Barry takes a liking to him.
However, Stan convinces Barry not to take his 'vitamins' which turns Barry into a cold calculating madman.

Meanwhile, Roger joins a fraternity at Hayley's college.
Guest Stars: Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | James DeBello as A.J. | Craig Ferguson as Evil Barry | Matt McKenna as Drill Sergeant | Chris Klein as Gary | Rick | Alex Breckenridge as Various | Reno Wilson as Drill Sergeant
Director: John Aoshima
Writer: Erik Durbin

23 :01x23 - Tears of a Clooney

May/14/2006
Francine decided the one thing she wants for her birthday is to kill George Clooney.

Meanwhile, Roger uses child labor to work on his vineyard in the backyard and Hayley succumbs to an illness.
Guest Stars: Mike Barker (1) as Delivery Man | Bruce Boxleitner as Himself | John DiMaggio as Sergei Petkov | Paget Brewster as Raina Markovitz | Kate Jackson as Herself | André Sogliuzzo as George Clooney | Adilah Barnes as Social Worker | Brad Gunberg as Various
Director: Brent Woods
Songs: Seth MacFarlane -- I've Got You Under My Skin, Jewel -- Who Will Save Your Soul

Season 2

24 :02x01 - Camp Refoogee

Sep/10/2006
Wanting a camp experience similar to his, Stan sends Steve to the only camp he can find. The problem is it's a refugee camp in Africa.

Meanwhile, Roger and Francine pose as a married couple, but things go wrong when they can't decide on a back story.
Guest Stars: Seth Rogen as Student | Thandie Newton as Makeva | Christine Taylor as Candy | Romany Malco as Skittle | HotRod | Refugee | Robert Tinkler as Clerk
Director: Albert Calleros
Songs: Toto -- Africa, Sir Mix-a-lot -- Baby Got Back

25 :02x02 - The American Dad After School Special

Sep/17/2006
When Stan reacts negatively to Steve's new girlfriend Debbie, he eventually develops an eating disorder.

Meanwhile, during their breakup, Roger sets his eyes on Debbie.
Guest Stars: David Herman (1) as Zack/Man | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Azura Skye as Veronica | Lizzy Caplan as Debbie
Director: Pam Cooke
Writer: Dan Vebber
Songs: Let's Hear it for the Boy -- Deniece Williams

26 :02x03 - Failure is Not a Factory-installed Option

Sep/24/2006
Stan looses his confidence after a car salesman bests him several times.

Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve & his friends get to second base by creating a drive in theater.
Guest Stars: Beau Bridges as Lieutenant Thacker | Swoosie Kurtz as Marilyn | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Elias Koteas as Jim | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Christine Baranski as Homeless Woman | John DiMaggio as Car Repo Guy/Priest | Scott Lowell as Felix | Paget Brewster as Judy
Director: Rodney Clouden

27 :02x04 - Lincoln Lover

Nov/05/2006
After Stan gets passed up to speak at the Republican National Convention he jumps at the chance when The Log Cabin Republicans ask him to speak at their convention after they see his intimate portrayal of Lincoln in his one man play.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Greg Corbin | Scott Grimes as Clay Aiken | Scott Lowell as Brett | Peter Paige as Jason | Suzanne Cryer as Babette | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Stark Sands as Tino | Conservative #1 | Wilson Cruz as Fan | Log Cabin Chorus | Andrew | Tom Hollander as Waiter | Performance Artist
Director: Brent Woods
Songs: Whitney Houston -- I Will Always Love You, Celine Dion -- My Heart Will Go On

28 :02x05 - Dungeons and Wagons

Nov/12/2006
After Francine wishes her marriage was a little more exciting, Stan takes up street racing.

Meanwhile, after the latest breakup with Hayley, Jeff becomes involved in Steve's on-line game.
When Klaus reveals how to kill Steve's character Hayley teams up with Jeff to revive him within the game.
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Flandnag | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Popo | John DiMaggio as Brad | Leon | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer
Songs: Whitesnake -- Here I Go Again, Toto -- I Won't Hold You Back

29 :02x06 - Iced, Iced Babies

Nov/19/2006
Steve starts to spend more time with Debbie, causing Francine to become jealous and longing for another baby but when Stan puts a kibosh on impregnating her she decides to go over his head and get his supply at the CIA sperm bank.

Meanwhile, Roger becomes the professor of Hayley's class at Groff Community College and inspires his students.
Guest Stars: Lizzy Caplan as Debbie | Karen Maruyama as Kichiro | Elijah Wood as Ethan | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano
Director: Caleb Meurer
Writer: Steve Hely

30 :02x07 - Of Ice and Men

Nov/26/2006
Some time in the future, an elderly human Klaus recounts a story for his grandson, of Stan and his wintertime hobby which he kept secret from Francine for 20 years.

Meanwhile, Steve, Snot, Barry & Toshi receive a mail order Russian bride and must decide who will have the privilege of marrying her.
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Martin Mull as Father Donovan | Ivana Milicevic as Svetlana | Rainn Wilson as Clifford the Knight / Driver | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Austin Majors as Thomas
Director: John Aoshima
Writer: Brian Boyle
Songs: Laura Branigan -- Gloria, ABBA -- Mamma Mia

31 :02x08 - Irregarding Steve

Dec/10/2006
With the help of Roger, Steve runs away to New York City where their intelligence can be appreciated.

Meanwhile, a family of squirrels reenact scenes from What's Eating Gilbert Grape
Guest Stars: Jon Stewart as Himself | John Krasinski as Gilbert the squirrel | André Sogliuzzo as Teacher | Johnny Galecki as Arnie the Squirrel | Rusty Schwimmer as Mama Squirrel | Leslie Jordan as Mr. Beauregard
Director: Pam Cooke
Songs: Harry Nilsson -- Everybody's Talkin'

32 :02x09 - The Best Christmas Story Never Told

Dec/17/2006
After being disillusioned with Christmas thanks to political correctness, the Ghost of Christmas past returns Stan to a simpler time, but Stan alters the past eliminating Christmas and America.

Meanwhile, Roger finds the disco cassette tape that falls from Stan's jacket and proceeds to 'invent' the disco era.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Greg Corbin | Chris Diamantopoulos as Donald Sutherland | Robert Deniro | Rick Hoffman as John Hinkley Jr. | Caroler | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Lisa Kudrow as Michelle
Director: Albert Calleros
Writer: Brian Boyle
Songs: Van McCoy and the Soul City Symphony -- The Hustle

33 :02x10 - Bush Comes to Dinner

Jan/07/2007
After winning a CIA essay contest George Bush comes to dinner at the Smiths house but thanks to Roger, falls off the wagon.

Meanwhile, Steve & Roger believe they've tracked down Osama bin Laden and he's somewhere in Langley Falls.
Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Stephen Root as Dick Reynolds | Co-Worker #4 | Bobby Lee as Korean Man | Mike Henry as Jackson | Mike Barker (1) as Sanders | Jeff Fischer as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various
Director: Mike Kim (1)
Songs: Dolly Parton -- 9 to 5, Dolly Parton -- Jolene

34 :02x11 - American Dream Factory

Jan/28/2007
Stan realizes his dream of producing his line of holiday themed teddy bears but when the demands become to high, he must rely on illegal immigrants much to the disgust of Hayley.

Meanwhile, Steve gets kicked out of his own band after Roger becomes the drummer.
Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Efren Ramirez as Paco | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Iggy Pop as Jerry | Stark Sands as Williams | Elizabeth Peña as Store Owner | Niecy Nash as Patty Labelle | Miguel Ferrer as Agent Hopkins
Director: Rodney Clouden

35 :02x12 - A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial

Feb/11/2007
When Roger starts to feel unappreciated by Steve, he finds a 9 year old who's awe struck at the though of his very own alien, however, when Henry becomes abusive, Roger doesn't know how to get out of the relationship.

Meanwhile, Stan and Francine attempt to save their favorite soft drink, Mr. Pibb from being discontinued.
Guest Stars: Peter Graves (1) as Mr. Pibb | Mike Barker (1) as Gordon | Masam Holden as Henry | Patton Oswalt as Bob | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer
Director: Joe Daniello
Writer: Dan Vebber
Songs: G. Love & Special Sauce -- Cold Beverage

36 :02x13 - Black Mystery Month

Feb/18/2007
Steve discovers a hidden conspiracy when he chooses George Washington Carver for his Black History Month essay.

Meanwhile, Roger challenges Hayley to a game of Jenga.
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Diane Delano as Unknown | Chris Diamantopoulos as Various | Eric Edwards as Various | David Herman (1) as Various | Jane Lynch as Unknown | Matt McKenna as Various | Fred Tatasciore as Various
Director: Brent Woods

37 :02x14 - An Apocalypse to Remember

Mar/25/2007
After looking like a fool in front of his family, instead of admitting his mistake, Stan allows his family to believe it's the end of the world and takes them to live in the woods.
Guest Stars: Lisa Edelstein as Sharri Rothberg | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Mike Henry as Bee | Elliott Gould as Russell Rothberg | Deanne Jeffries as Woman | Matt McKenna as Buckle | Mike Barker (1) as Flower | Liz Sheridan as Unknown
Director: John Aoshima
Writer: Erik Durbin

38 :02x15 - Four Little Words

Apr/01/2007
After several late nights at the CIA, Stan decided to set Bullock up on a blind date with one of Francine's friends.
The night doesn't go as planned, when she winds up dead, and instead of taking the chance of Francine saying the words he most hates "I told you so", Stan makes Francine believe she killed her friend.

Meanwhile, after being ridiculed for having no nose, Roger finds the perfect appendage in the guise of Kevin Bacon.
Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Stephen Root as Dick Reynolds | Mike Henry as Jackson | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Jane Lynch as Unknown | Lyndon Smith (1) as Unknown | Ally Walker as Unknown
Director: Caleb Meurer
Songs: Kenny Loggins -- Footloose

39 :02x16 - When a Stan Loves a Woman

Apr/29/2007
Stan is mortified by how many sexual partners Francine had before him so in order to get his moral up, Francine decided to let Stan sleep with another woman.
Stan insists he can't cheat on Francine so she divorces him.
He meets another woman and to Francine's shock marries her.

Meanwhile, Steve becomes addicted to Hayley's energy drink Cougarboost.
Guest Stars: Mike Barker (1) as Biology Teacher | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Paget Brewster as Unknown | Chris Diamantopoulos as Various | Michael Dunn (2) as Unknown | Matt McKenna as Various | Becki Newton as Unknown | Terri Lyn Rodriguez as Unknown | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano
Director: Rodney Clouden

40 :02x17 - I Can't Stan You

May/06/2007
Stan uses CIA tech on the neighbors and finds out he is not as beloved as he believes so he throws a block party but his plans backfire.
Horrified that he's being criticized at every turn, he has the entire neighborhood evicted from their homes.

Meanwhile, Roger uses Steve as a tool to extort money from.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Greg Corbin | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Ron Livingston as Bob Memari | Paul Butcher as Johnny | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Megyn Price as Linda Memari | Mike Henry as Jackson | Chris Diamantopoulos as Various | Ann Magnuson as Unknown | Miriam Margolyes as Margaret Thatcher | Becki Newton as Unknown | Fred Tatasciore as Various
Director: Pam Cooke

41 :02x18 - The Magnificent Steven

May/13/2007
In an attempt to man up Steve, Stan takes him, along with Snot, Toshi & Barry on a cattle drive.

Meanwhile, Roger pits Hayley & Francine against each other to find out who's the prettiest girl in the house.
Guest Stars: Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Carnie Wilson as Cashier | Woman | Harve Presnell as Judge
Director: Mike Kim (1)
Writer: Steve Hely

42 :02x19 - Joint Custody

May/20/2007
In order to get Jeff out of his life, Stan & Roger return him to Florida to face criminal charges he has pending. However, after meeting Jeff's father, Stan begins to have second thoughts.

Meanwhile, Steve obtains a second sight after an electrical shock.
Guest Stars: Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Richard Gant as Various | J. Lee as Leprechaun | Daran Norris as Jack Smith (Voice Only) | David Herman (1) as Various | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Clancy Brown as Henry Fischer
Director: Joe Daniello

Season 3

43 :03x01 - The Vacation Goo

Sep/30/2007
Francine longs for a true family vacation after she discovers Stan has been implanting them with false memories of great vacations for years thanks to goo tanks from the CIA.

When Stan takes the family on a cruise Francine still doesn't believe it's real so she jumps overboard. After the Smiths along with cruise employee, Becky, rescue Francine they become marooned on seemingly deserted island.
Guest Stars: Elizabeth Banks as Becky Arangino | James Patrick Stuart as Eddie | Chris Diamantopoulos as Senor Hidalgo | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Mike Barker (1) as Jerry | Patrick Bristow as Various | John DiMaggio as Various | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Matt McKenna as Various | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson
Director: Albert Calleros

44 :03x02 - Meter Made

Oct/07/2007
After Stan punches a male meter maid during a disagreement over a parking ticket, a judge sentences him to two weeks of community service, as a meter maid. However Stan & Francine find the lifestyle too seductive.

Meanwhile, Hayley poses in the nude for an art class, where one of the artists turns out to be Roger and in turns creates a portrait of Hayley that Steve enjoys.
Guest Stars: Forest Whitaker as Ron Turlington | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Chuck White | Meter Maid | Mike Rowe as Meter Maid | Shawn Michael Howard as Belmonpan | Eric Edwards as Bagel Shop Owner | Mike Henry as Various | Brian Lally as Art Teacher | Rick Podell as Various | Molly Shannon as Christie White | Robby Takac as Various
Director: Bob Bowen
Writer: Dan Vebber
Songs: Antonio Vivaldi -- "Spring"

45 :03x03 - Dope and Faith

Oct/14/2007
Stan finds the perfect guy to be friends with except for one small detail. Brett is an atheist, so Stan tries anything he can to get Brett to convert.

Meanwhile, to prank Steve, Roger makes him believe he has been accepted in Hogwarts Wizard's School which in reality is a crack house.
Guest Stars: Martin Mull as Father Donovan | Eartha Kitt as Fortune Teller | Jay Thomas as Brett Morris | Jocko Sims as Ice Pick | Eric Stonestreet as Short Order Cook (Voice Only) | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Scientist | Paget Brewster as Michelle Morris | Rolando Molina as Mex | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock
Director: Caleb Meurer
Songs: Night Ranger -- Sister Christian

46 :03x04 - Big Trouble in Little Langley

Nov/04/2007
After the lastest visit by Francine's adoptive parents, he decided he must find her real parents.
Guest Stars: Tzi Ma as Bah Bah Ling | Amy Hill as Mah Mah Ling | Teresa Rodriguez as Lindsay Coolidge | Jeff Perry as Nicolas Dawson | Holland Taylor as Cassandra Dawson | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Michael Dunn (2) as Paramedic | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson
Director: John Aoshima

47 :03x05 - Haylias

Nov/11/2007
Stan finally must deal with the fact that as a little girl, Hayley was brainwashed and trained as a secret CIA sleeper agent. He activates her to keep her from boarding a plane to France but unless he disables her within a couple of days, she will try (and most likely succeed) to kill him.

Meanwhile, after being inspired by 70s detective shows, Roger and Steve create detective personas, Wheels & the Legman.
Guest Stars: John Ennis as Tex | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Ying Liu as Female Announcer | Karen Maruyama as Woman | Rolando Molina as Mex | Martin Mull as Father Donovan | Niecy Nash as Angel | André Sogliuzzo as Dill | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Fred Tatasciore as Bill Elliot | Senator
Director: Brent Woods

48 :03x06 - 42-Year-Old Virgin

Nov/18/2007
Stan reluctantly reveals he has never actually killed anyone since he started working at the CIA, so his poker friends, along with Roger, help him make his first kill.
Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Timothy Taule as Blonde Spy | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Don Lake as Bad Larry | Erik Durbin as Randy | Zargon Cult Member #2 | Victor Raider-Wexler as Ray | Matt McKenna as Zargon Cult Leader | Mike Barker (1) as Mugger | Zargon Cult Member #1 | Cashier | Security Guard | Maria Bamford as Randy's Mother | André Sogliuzzo as Spy | Young Father
Director: Pam Cooke

49 :03x07 - Surro-Gate

Dec/02/2007
Stan puts his foot down on Greg and Terry having a baby, but despite that unknown to Stan, Francine agrees to be Greg & Terry's surrogate.

Meanwhile, after Steve and Roger send Klaus and fishbowl down a water slide, Klaus vows revenge.
Guest Stars: Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Erik Durbin as Various | Leisha Hailey as Lily | Mike Henry as Gang Leader | Jane Lynch as Al | Brian Lally as Nebraska Man
Director: Tim Parsons
Writer: Erik Durbin

50 :03x08 - The Most Adequate Christmas Ever

Dec/16/2007
With Stan's dissatisfaction of the family's Christmas decoration, he takes them out in the dead of winter to find a more adequate Christmas tree.

Leaving the family in the car Stan heads out alone only to be crushed by the perfect tree. Having a near death experience he spends time in limbo in court so they can decide if he should get a second chance at life.

With no luck in court, he kidnaps his lawyer and heads to God's house to confront the only person who can save himself & his family.
Guest Stars: Paget Brewster as Michelle | Tim Dadabo as Waiter | Mike Barker (1) as Jesus | Chris Diamantopoulos as Various | John DiMaggio as Bouncer | The Dove | Erik Durbin as Various | Steve Hely as Jim Henson | Shawn Michael Howard as Homeless Man | Jane Lynch as ObGyn Doctor | Peter MacKenzie as Various | Matt McKenna as Various | J.K. Simmons as The Judge
Director: John Aoshima

51 :03x09 - Frannie 911

Jan/06/2008
Stan finally convinces Francine to stop enabling and protecting Roger when he acts like a brat.
Roger makes an attempt to change his ways, even if it kills him.

Meanwhile, Klaus and Hayley play a game of truth or dare while and Steve decides he wants to become a backup dancer.
Guest Stars: Patton Oswalt as Ticket Taker
Director: Joe Daniello
Writer: Brian Boyle
Songs: Little River Band -- “Cool Change”

52 :03x10 - Tearjerker

Jan/13/2008
In this James Bond parody, Agent Stan Smith must determine why Hollywood's biggest stars are intentionally making horrible movies with the worst director around, Tchochkie Schmear (Klaus).

The search leads him to Tearjerker (Roger) and with the help of Sexpun T'Come (Francine), they will thwart his diabolical plans to bring the world to tears.
Guest Stars: Mike Barker (1) as Mannie | Chuck White | Warren Derosa as Unknown | Erik Durbin as Various | Seth Green as Matthew McConaughey | David Hemingson as Bartender | Don LaFontaine as Himself | Matt McKenna as Captain Monte | Mr. Stashwick | Ivana Milicevic as Austrian Woman | Enn Reitel as British Spy | André Sogliuzzo as Johnny Depp | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Jill Talley as Cocktail Waitress | Flight Attendant | Oscar's Mother | Charles White as Professor
Director: Albert Calleros
Songs: Night Ranger -- Rock In America (You Can Still)

53 :03x11 - Oedipal Panties

Jan/27/2008
After her latest break up, Stan's mother come to cry on his shoulder. Francine & Roger attempt to break Stan's unnatural connection he has with his mother while trying to determine why Stan's mother never makes it past the third date.

Meanwhile, after holding Klaus Steve comes down with a case of Ick.
Guest Stars: Swoosie Kurtz as Betty Smith | Erik Durbin as Various | David Hemingson as Hercules | Ivana Milicevic as Various | André Sogliuzzo as Various
Director: Rodney Clouden

54 :03x12 - Widowmaker

Feb/17/2008
When Stan shares too much with Francine, she can't handle it, especially when the truth comes out about what happened to the husband of her friend Julie.

Meanwhile, Steve has a hard time recovering after Hayley kills the queen bee he used for his science project.
Guest Stars: Sandra Bernhard as Woman on Bike | Christen Sussin as Julie
Director: Bob Bowen

55 :03x13 - Red October Sky

Apr/27/2008
Former KGB agent, Sergei Kruglov, moves in next door to The Smiths in an attempt to make peace with Stan. However, once Sergei volunteers to help Steve with his model rocket, his true motives are revealed.

Meanwhile, Roger & Klaus travel around Europe.
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Travis Bowe as Various | Steve Hely as Jim Henson | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Penelope Fortier as Airport Announcer
Director: Caleb Meurer
Writer: Steve Hely

56 :03x14 - Office Spaceman

May/04/2008
After Stan finds out Roger has been selling photos of himself to the local paper, the CIA doubles their efforts in tracking him down. They ultimately hire Roger himself when it was discovered he was the one who took the photos.

Meanwhile, Hayley & Steve help Francine come to terms with being left-handed.
Guest Stars: Raven-Symone as Katie | J. Lee as Various | Mike Barker (1) as Sanders | Mike Henry as Jackson | Amy Hill as Mah Mah Ling | David Koechner as Dick Reynolds | Melissa Peterman as Various | Victor Raider-Wexler as Ray | Danny Smith (1) as Various | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock
Director: Brent Woods

57 :03x15 - Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold

May/11/2008
After a near death experience, Stan once again decided to search for Ollie North's gold which he believes is buried near their house.

Meanwhile, after reading about a sexual harassment settlement in the paper Roger bets Klaus he get a higher amount so he goes to work only to discover no one wants to.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Greg Corbin | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Chuck White | Travis Bowe as Paramedic | Paget Brewster as Michelle | Chris Diamantopoulos as Hanson Foam Man | Erik Durbin as Langley Falls Town Geologist | Richard Gant as Firefighter | Skyler Gisondo as Matty Moyer | Shawn Michael Howard as Various | Matt McKenna as Various | Raven-Symone as Woman (in Stan's future Smithsonian exhibit)
Director: Pam Cooke
Writer: Erik Sommers
Songs: 2 Live Crew -- Me So Horny

58 :03x16 - Spring Break-Up

May/18/2008
Feeling unappreciated by Francine, Stan befriends a girl at the Spring Break Roger throws at the Smith home.

Meanwhile, Steve tries to lose his virginity to Carmen Selectra.
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Travis Bowe as Various | Paget Brewster as Carmen Selectra | Erik Durbin as Various | Ari Graynor as Various | Leisha Hailey as Various | Amy Hill as Mah Mah Ling | Michelle Krusiec as Various | Laura McCreary as Various | Matt McKenna as Various | Missi Pyle as Various | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Robert Tinkler as Various
Director: Albert Calleros

Season 4

59 :04x01 - 1600 Candles

Sep/28/2008
After Steve proclaims he has gotten his first pubic hair, Stan & Francine realize to their horror that they'll have to go through another round of puberty so they hatch a plan, thanks to the CIA lab, to rush Steve through it as fast as they can.

Meanwhile, Roger prepares for his birthday after everyone else forgets about it.
Guest Stars: Laura McCreary as Various | Ellen Albertini Dow as Woman on Bus | Matt E. Mixer as Various | Elizabeth Banks as Lisa Silver | Allen Alvarado as Aiden | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Erik Durbin as Various | Mitzi McCall as Woman in Diner
Director: Caleb Meurer
Songs: The Thompson Twins -- If You Were Here

60 :04x02 - The One That Got Away

Oct/05/2008
After his credit card is denied, Roger seeks revenge on whoever stole his identity.

Meanwhile, the Smith family becomes addicted to the game Simon.
Guest Stars: Paige King as Various | John DiMaggio as Hitman | Matt McKenna as Mr. Stashwick | Homeless Guy #3 | Diane Robin as Jewelry Clerk | Lew Schneider as Mr. Billdocker | J.K. Simmons as Mr. McCreary |
Featuring: Rachael MacFarlane as Judy Panowitz
Director: Tim Parsons

61 :04x03 - One Little Word

Oct/19/2008
Francine insists Stan stop being at Bullocks beck and call before they go on a romantic weekend.

Meanwhile, Roger starts acting out when he's not the center of attention any longer.
Guest Stars: Karen Maruyama as Cocoa | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Jean Smart as Miriam Bullock | David Koechner as Dick Reynolds
Director: Rodney Clouden

62 :04x04 - Choosy Wives Choose Smith

Nov/02/2008
After finding out Francine was engaged before, he doubts he was the one she was meant to be with so he hatches a plan that will help her decide.

Meanwhile, Steve befriends an injured cat but the feeling is not mutual.
Guest Stars: Brooks Gardner as Travis Bowe | Travis Bowe as Ranch Hand | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein
Director: Joe Daniello
Songs: Peabo Bryson -- I'm So Into You, Fascinoma -- I'm Walking This Road Because You Stole My Car

63 :04x05 - Escape from Pearl Bailey

Nov/09/2008
When Steve's girlfriend Debbie loses the school's presidential race due to an Internet slam page, he vows to get those responsible.
However, after his revenge is hatched Steve finds out the truth and who his true friends are.
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Elizabeth Banks as Lisa Silver | Mike Barker (1) as Biology Teacher | Lizzy Caplan as Debbie | Stacey Dash as Janet Lewis | Erik Durbin as Various | Tim Gunn as Himself (The Pricey Hollywood Buffalo Groomer) | Gregory Jbara as Plastic Surgeon | Michelle Krusiec as Nurse / Hooker | Brian Lally as Amy's Father | Scott Lowell as Barney | Matt McKenna as Various | Matt E. Mixer as Various | Peter Paige as Evan | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Amanda Seyfried as Amy | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson
Director: Bob Bowen
Writer: Dan Vebber
Songs: Joy Division -- Love Will Tear Us Apart

64 :04x06 - Pulling Double Booty

Nov/16/2008
After Jeff and Hayley's latest break up, she starts to date Stan's body double.

Meanwhile Steve & Roger embark their 'Summer of Exotic Adventure' involving chicken counting and cock fighting.
Guest Stars: Mike Barker (1) as Sanders | Leslie Bega as Ms. Anderson | Chris Diamantopoulos as Sander's Double | Michael Dunn (2) as Guard | Erik Durbin as Various | Jonathan Fener as Various | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Josh Gad as Art | Steve Hely as Frank | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | John Viener as Various | Gedde Watanabe as Chick Sorting Manager | Keone Young as Chick Salesman
Director: John Aoshima
Writer: Brian Boyle

65 :04x07 - Phantom of the Telethon

Nov/30/2008
After Stan steals Roger's idea of the CIA using a telethon to raise money, just like Jerry Lewis did years ago, Roger becomes the Phantom and attempts to ruin the event.
However things go awry when a terrorist attempts to destroy the building and everyone in it.
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Lisa Edelstein as Sharri Rothberg | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Steve Hely as Sergei Kruglov | Mike Henry as Jackson | David Koechner as Dick Reynolds | Laura McCreary as Old Lady Singer | Matt McKenna as Buckle | André Sogliuzzo as Various | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Amir Talai as Snake | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson
Director: Brent Woods

66 :04x08 - Chimdale

Jan/25/2009
After Steve is diagnosed with scoliosis and is forced to wear a back brace, Stan reveals he is actually bald.

Meanwhile, Roger takes Francine and Hayley to Chimdale Spa and get caught up in a mystery of missing nuts.
Guest Stars: Forest Whitaker as Ron Turlington | Jon Cryer as Chimdale Desk Clerk | Peter MacKenzie as Mr. Chimdale | Henry Rollins as Justin (the Trucker) | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Ari Graynor as Various | Nahnatchka Khan as Various | Niecy Nash as Lorraine | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Timothy Taule as Unknown (as Tim Taule) | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson
Directors: Pam Cooke, Jansen Yee

67 :04x09 - Stan Time

Feb/08/2009
When Dick gives Stan pills that help him not sleep he uses the extra time to perfect the Beat Man video game while Francine becomes a marine biologist and tracks the Colossal Squid.

Meanwhile, Roger & Steve team up to write the perfect pron movie script.
Guest Stars: Wendy Schaal as Bernie's Mom | Rachael MacFarlane as Sandy | Jonathan Fener as Helicopter Perry | Paget Brewster as Mia | Erik Durbin as Philippe Monday | Kelli Garner as Unknown | Steve Hely as Various | David Koechner as Dick Reynolds | Rhea Seehorn as Unknown | Devon Werkheiser as Trung | Jodi Long as Trung's Mom
Director: Joe Daniello

68 :04x10 - Family Affair

Feb/15/2009
The Smiths find out that Roger has been cheating on them with several other families.

Meanwhile, Klaus buys the family tickets to see The Fabulous Thunderbirds.
Guest Stars: Kevin Michael Richardson as Theater Sweeper | Jon Tenney as Norman | Will Forte as Security Officer | Ken Jeong as Dr. Perlmutter | Mike Barker (1) as Tyler Johnson | Donald Fullilove as Reginald | Gregory Jbara as Brad Johnson | Laura McCreary as Jenny Johnson
Director: Tim Parsons
Writer: Erik Durbin

69 :04x11 - Live and Let Fry

Mar/01/2009
When Langley Falls bans trans fats, Stan begins frequenting a store located outside of town and smuggles it in although when Turlington becomes suspicious, Stan enlists the help of Steve.

Meanwhile, Klaus needs Roger's help to gain access to an inheritance.
Guest Stars: Forest Whitaker as Ron Turlington | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Chuck White | Laura McCreary as Helen | Kevin Michael Richardson as Jerry | Alan Rosenberg as Lawyer #1 | Jon Tenney as Lawyer #2
Director: Albert Calleros
Songs: Michael Bolton -- How Am I Supposed to Live Without You

70 :04x12 - Roy Rogers McFreely

Mar/08/2009
After Stan refuses to pick up Roger's grenadine at the grocery store, Roger gets revenge by becoming the head of the Homeowner’s Association.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Greg Corbin | Martin Mull as Father Donovan | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Tow Truck Driver | Megyn Price as Linda Memari | Steve Hely as Sergei Kruglov | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Tom Hollander as Phil (Speaker Phone) | André Sogliuzzo as Gabe Kaplan (Old Guy) | Alex Fernandez as Charles | Gardner | Dan Navarro as Cilantro
Director: Bob Bowen
Writer: Brian Boyle

71 :04x13 - Jack's Back

Mar/15/2009
Steve's plans for a father/son bike race go awry when Stan reveals he can't ride a bike and blames his father for it.
Steve attempt to reunite Jack & Stan before Jack is sentenced for his crimes.

Meanwhile, Hayley becomes an intern for Roger at his attic bar for college credit.
Guest Stars: Daran Norris as Jack Smith | Max Burkholder as Kid | Charles Dennis as Michael | Amir Talai as Sanjay Bhudapar
Director: Rodney Clouden
Songs: Queen -- Bicycle Race

72 :04x14 - Bar Mitzvah Shuffle

Mar/22/2009
Steve's rival for Debbie's attention, Etan Cohen, is having his Bar Mitzvah to which Steve was not invited.
To get back at Etan for stealing his girl, he plans to rob his event.
Guest Stars: Seth Green as Etan Cohen | Caroline Aaron as Etan's Grandmother | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Andrew Caldwell as Skinhead | Lizzy Caplan as Debbie | Jonathan Fener as Various | Judd Hirsch as Rabbi | Paige King as Various | Matt McKenna as Various | Rachel Robinson (1) as Various | André Sogliuzzo as Various | Erik Sommers as Various | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson
Director: Brent Woods

73 :04x15 - Wife Insurance

Mar/29/2009
Stan & Jim get kidnapped on a mission and Francine fears he may be gone for good. Once Stan returns he lets it slip that he has a back up wife if anything were to happen to Francine. Furious Francine picks Jim to be her back up husband and things get out of hand when Jim wants Francine for himself.

Meanwhile, Steve and Roger reprise their roles as "Wheels and the Legman" and attempt to find Hayley's ipod.
Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Patrick Wilson (1) as Jim | John Ennis as Tex | Rolando Molina as Mex | Jon Tenney as Father Carrington | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Donald Fullilove as Reginald | Amy Sedaris as Dr. Meg Penner | Chris Diamantopoulos as Scott | Alejandro | Amir Talai as Achmed Asadi
Director: John Aoshima
Writer: Erik Sommers

74 :04x16 - Delorean Story-An

Apr/19/2009
Stan & Steve attempt to bond on a road trip to find a door for Stan's Delorean.

Meanwhile, Roger, Francine & Hayley attempt to have an unconventional adventure of their own.
Guest Stars: Alex Cuthbertson as Kid (in Gift Shop) | Joe Flaherty as Father (in Gift Shop) | Daisuke Suzuki as Asian Man | Matt Weitzman as The Tortoise | Shawn Ian Kerkhoff as Mr. Kerkhoff (as Shawn Ian “Chili” Kerkhoff) | Donald Fullilove as The Cop | Chris Diamantopoulos as Delorean Door Owner | Matt E. Mixer as Various
Director: Joe Daniello

75 :04x17 - Every Which Way But Lose

Apr/26/2009
Steve tries to impress Stan by joining the football team but when Stan cuts him, to get even, Roger and Steve try to get Stan to cry by making him lose the game.

Meanwhile, Francine discovers Hayley is her main rival at the pie contest at the Langley County Fair.
Guest Stars: Will Forte as Mayor Woodside | Tom Hollander as Amazing Rufus | Steve Hely as Wolverine Player | Ken Jeong as Dr. Perlmutter | Fred Tatasciore as League Official | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Liz Torres as Councilwoman Santos | Jamison Yang as Li-Fung
Directors: Pam Cooke, Jansen Yee
Writer: Steve Hely

76 :04x18 - Weiner of Our Discontent

May/03/2009
Finally getting tired of Stan's taunts about how useless he is, Roger tells him that he holds the key to Earth's fate.

Meanwhile, Toshi challenges Steve to a hot dog eating contest.
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Grey DeLisle as Akiko | Erik Durbin as Gerald | Jonathan Fener as Airline Steward | Glenn Howerton as Animal Control Guy #1 | John Lehr as Animal Control Guy #2 | Laura McCreary as Stewardess | Matt McKenna as Disability Check Dan | Bob Odenkirk as Third Worker | Sandra Oh as Mrs. Hirano | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Elisa Richter as Barista
Director: Tim Parsons

77 :04x19 - Daddy Queerest

May/10/2009
Terry's father, Tank Bates, comes to town and to everyone's surprise does not know Terry is gay.
Too afraid to tell him, Terry tells hid dad Francine is his girlfriend and Stan & Greg live across the street.

Meanwhile, Roger is selling alcohol to high school students which sends Steve on a drunken bender involving a very ugly girl.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Greg Corbin | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Chris Diamantopoulos as Various | Erik Durbin as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Tank Bates | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Amir Talai as Sanjay Bhudapar | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Marissa Jaret Winokur as Ugly Girl
Director: Albert Calleros
Songs: Lou Bega -- Mambo Number Five

78 :04x20 - Stan's Night Out

May/17/2009
Feeling ostracized because he's always at home, Stan finally goes out with the guys from work only to discover that a night out isn't what he expected.

Meanwhile, Hayley & Roger compete to see which is the most attractive.
Guest Stars: D.D. Howard as Sheila | Steven Bauer as Fernando Jaramillo | Suzanne Cryer as Unattractive Girl #1 | Misty | Erik Durbin as Janitor | Eric Edwards as Nathan | Donald Fullilove as The Cop | Dizzy Galette as Tyler | Mike Henry as Jackson | Jackson's Hooker | Mike Barker (1) as Sanders | Mark Hentemann as Various | Steve Landesberg as Bernie | Peter MacKenzie as Nathan's Dad | Brian Doyle-Murray as Al | Joss Stone as Stephanie | Hooker in Red Dress | John Viener as Various
Director: Bob Bowen
Songs: Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock -- It Takes Two

Season 5

79 :05x01 - In Country...Club

Sep/27/2009
Steve is chosen to sing the National Anthem but his voice does not meet up with Stan's approval. Stan believes the only way to sing the song is to experience war so Stan takes Steve to a Vietnam War reenactment.

Meanwhile, Roger is adamant he will watch a pay-per-view Barbara Streisand concert.
Guest Stars: Randy Spears as John Q | Marissa Jaret Winokur as Various | André Sogliuzzo as Various | Robert Patrick as "Mind Quad" Agent | Matt McKenna as Buckle | David Koechner as Dick Reynolds | Estelle Harris as Tourist (Voice Only) | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Erik Durbin as Various | Jonathan Fener as Various | Greg Grunberg as Various |
Featuring: Rachael MacFarlane as Barbra Streisand
Songs: Creedence Clearwater Revival -- Fortunate Son, Jefferson Airplane -- White Rabbit, (Unknown artist) -- Adagio for Strings

80 :05x02 - Moon Over Isla Island

Oct/04/2009
After Stan blows Roger off once again, he realizes he needs his help again. Stan tricks Roger into believing they are going on a trip to a remote island while in actuality Roger is standing in for the island dictator.

Meanwhile, much to Steve's annoyance, Snot brags about accidentally touching Francine's boobs when she saved him from drowning.
Guest Stars: Ricardo Montalban as General Pequeno | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Susie Essman as Unknown | Jonathan Fener as Various | Mike Henry as Jackson | Rob Huebel as Unknown | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock
Director: Rodney Clouden
Songs: Bananarama -- Venus

81 :05x03 - Home Adrone

Oct/11/2009
Steve is left alone while the rest of the family visits colleges for Hayley.
While the family is gone, Steve inadvertently crashes a military drone.

Meanwhile Stan gets kicked off the plane leaving Francine & Hayley to deal with a costumed & sober Roger.
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Alex Cuthbertson as Kid | Erik Durbin as Various | Jonathan Fener as Airline Steward | Dan Fogler as Unknown | Chris Isaak as Unknown | Scott Lowell as Various | Murray Miller as Unknown | Bob Odenkirk as TV Host | Rick Podell as Various | J.B. Smoove as Airport Security Guard | Erik Sommers as Various | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Fred Tatasciore as Various | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Jill Talley as Various | Paige King as Airline Employee | Dave Bitran as Unknown
Director: Brent Woods
Writer: Erik Sommers
Songs: (Unknown artist) -- Daisy Bell

82 :05x04 - Brains, Brains, and Automobiles

Oct/18/2009
Fearing Francine will realize he is boring and leave him, Stan hatches a plan to keep Roger in the attic for a long time.

Meanwhile, Steve, Snot, Barry & Toshi attend camp but can't leave their geekiness behind until they realize what will regain their popularity. New Underwear.
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Clancy Brown as Various | Erik Durbin as Various | Scott Lawrence as Various | Matt E. Mixer as Various | Victor Raider-Wexler as Ray | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock
Directors: Jansen Yee, Pam Cooke

83 :05x05 - Man in the Moonbounce

Nov/08/2009
After Stan flips out over not having a childhood, he breaks the law and gets sentenced to jail so Steve must accept being the man of the family.

Meanwhile, Hayley tries to bring Klaus out of the doldrums by giving him a makeover.
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Alex Cuthbertson as Kid | Eric Edwards as Henry Callaway | Jonathan Fener as Inmate | J. Lee as Wesley Snipes | Laura McCreary as Unknown | Matt McKenna as Bailliff | Harve Presnell as Judge | Rob Riggle as Harvey Lisle | Erik Sommers as Rivers | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Fred Tatasciore as Warden | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson
Director: Tim Parsons
Writer: Brian Boyle
Songs: Diana Ross -- I'm Coming Out, The Banana Splits -- The Tra La La Song (One Banana, Two Banana)

84 :05x06 - Shallow Vows

Nov/15/2009
After Stan reveals he only married Francine for her looks, she decides to let Stan see the “real” her for the ceremony.
After Stan bails on the ceremony, he realizes he still loves Francine but the only way he can be with her is to be blind.

Meanwhile, one of Roger's personas insists Hayley & Steve find the perfect gift for their parents.
Guest Stars: Erik Durbin as Manny | Alex Cuthbertson as Kid | Grey DeLisle as Akiko | Nat Faxon as Unknown | D.D. Howard as Sheila | Peter MacKenzie as Unknown | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Barret Swatek as Unknown
Director: John Aoshima
Songs: Etta Jones -- At Last

85 :05x07 - My Morning Straitjacket

Nov/22/2009
After attending a My Morning Jacket concert with Hayley, Stan becomes obsessed with their music & decides to become a groupie.
Guest Stars: My Morning Jacket as Themselves | Zach Galifianakis as Norman | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Alex Cuthbertson as Kid | John DiMaggio as Various | Matt Fusfeld as Various | Nahnatchka Khan as Various | Laura McCreary as Various | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Dizzy Galette as Various
Director: Chris Bennett
Songs: My Morning Jacket -- Highly Suspicious, My Morning Jacket -- I'm Amazed, My Morning Jacket -- Phone Goes West, My Morning Jacket -- Remnants, My Morning Jacket -- Touch Me I'm Going to Scream Pt. 2, My Morning Jacket -- Wordless Chorus

86 :05x08 - G-String Circus

Nov/29/2009
In order to convince Hayley his advice is still worth accepting, he opens a dry cleaners with the help of strippers he met a club.
When things don't go as he planned, he is forced to become a dancer himself.

Meanwhile, Steve, Snot, Toshi & Barry spend a disappointing week at Space Camp.
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Kat Dennings as Tanquarei | Erik Durbin as The DJ | Donald Faison as Dr. Christopher Turk | Ari Graynor as Unknown | Matt E. Mixer as Various | Peter Paige as Bouncer | Jim Rash as Unknown | Rob Riggle as Vic | Erik Sommers as Various | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Timothy Taule as Unknown | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Kenyetta Lethridge as Alison
Director: Bob Bowen
Writer: Erik Durbin
Songs: Tone Loc -- Funky Cold Medina, Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock -- It Takes Two

87 :05x09 - Rapture's Delight

Dec/13/2009
The Rapture occurs while Stan & Francine are in the the midst of an intimate moment in the church's janitor closet.

Stan refuses to accept the fact he was not raptured which causes Francine to leave him for Jesus.
Guest Stars: Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Paget Brewster as Michelle Morris | Will Forte as Fake Jesus | Skyler Gisondo as Unknown | Tom Kenny as Jo-Jo | Slow Janitor | Matt McKenna as Jesus | Murray Miller as Antichrist | Martin Mull as Father Donovan | Andy Samberg as Ricky the Raptor | Don Tai as Qui Lo
Director: Joe Daniello

88 :05x10 - Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth

Jan/03/2010
Stan is determined to keep his gas guzzling SUV. In order to do this he must bet the family's life savings on Roger's race horse. When the horse becomes unable to race, Stan uses the CIA to swap brains with the filly in order to win the race.

Meanwhile, Steve, Snot, Toshi & Barry visit Al Tuttle.
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Alex Cuthbertson as Kid | Anthony De Marco as Unknown | Matt Fusfeld as Various | Don Johnson as Unknown | Richard Kind as Al Tuttle | Michael McShane as Unknown | Erik Sommers as Various | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson
Director: Rodney Clouden

89 :05x11 - A Jones for a Smith

Jan/31/2010
After Francine is sentenced to a soup kitchen when Stan refuses to bail her out of jail when she's pulled over for drunk driving, he becomes addicted to crack thinking it is cold medicine.

Meanwhile, after receiving permission from her father, Steve is determined to sleep with the new girl in school.
Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Rosa Blasi as Jeaneen Winthrop | P.J. Brown as Various | Emmanuelle Chriqui as Unknown | Bryan Cranston as Mr. Winthrop | Erik Durbin as Crack Head BooBoo | Mike Henry as Jackson | Richard Kind as Al Tuttle | David Koechner as Dick Reynolds | Matt McKenna as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Rob Riggle as Malcolm Hathaway | Erik Sommers as Various
Songs: Kool & the Gang -- Jungle Boogie

90 :05x12 - May the Best Stan Win

Feb/14/2010
After Stan's latest round of neglecting Francine, he attempts to make it up to her with Valentine's Day coupons, but before anything happens they are interrupted by a cyborg version of Stan from the future who has come back to prepare Stan for the upcoming robot Apocalypse.

Meanwhile, after mistaking a sex-doll for a simple mannequin, Steve, Snot, Barry & Toshi decide to remake the 80s movie Mannequin, but when Roger gets involved becomes more complicated.
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Reggie Lee as Hideki Hirano | Marianne Muellerleile as Augustus' Mother | Sandra Oh as Mrs. Hirano | Kamilah Marshall as Hershey Park Singer
Director: Pam Cooke
Songs: Perfume -- Monochrome Effect

91 :05x13 - Return of the Bling

Feb/21/2010
After learning that Roger was part of the 1980 U.S. Hockey Team, he becomes Stan's new hero, but when learning Roger was on steroids he convinces Roger to return his gold medal.

Meanwhile, when Reggie returns from a trip, Hayley reluctantly agrees to hang out with him.
Guest Stars: Erik Durbin as Reginald | Michael Eruzione as Himself | Rob McClanahan as Himself | Kevin Nealon as IOC Member | Marianne Muellerleile as Unknown | Emmanuelle Chriqui as Unknown | Neal Feinberg as Unknown | Harriet Sansom Harris as Unknown | Cristy Candler as Herself | Megan Hilty as Unknown | Matt McKenna as Unknown
Director: Joe Daniello
Songs: Shaggy -- Boombastic

92 :05x14 - Cops & Roger

Apr/11/2010
After Francine is mugged and Roger fails to do nothing, he decides to become a police officer. However, Roger soon takes matters into his own hands when justice doesn't come fast enough dealing with the mugger.

Meanwhile, Hayley and Reggie decide to get better acquainted through a double date.
Guest Stars: Bobby Cannavale as Detective Chaz Miglachio | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Alex Cuthbertson as Kid | Charles Dennis as Unknown | Erik Durbin as Reginald | Nahnatchka Khan as Various | Matt McKenna as Various | Murray Miller as Unknown | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson
Director: Tim Parsons
Writer: Erik Durbin
Songs: Stan Bush -- The Touch

93 :05x15 - Merlot Down Dirty Shame

Apr/18/2010
After Stan bails, Roger goes with Francine to wine country which results in a drunken kiss between the two of them.

Meanwhile, Steve practices lucid dreaming much to the amusement of Haley and Klaus.
Guest Stars: Bob Odenkirk as Mark (“Snail” from DVD Deleted Scene) | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Dan Fogler as Unknown | Angela Kinsey as Mia | Jenny Lewis (1) as Various
Director: Josue Cervantes
Writer: Brian Boyle

94 :05x16 - Bully for Steve

Apr/25/2010
In order to teach Steve to stand up for himself and be more assertive, Stan becomes Steve's personal bully.

Meanwhile, Roger embarks on a career in crime scene photography & Hayley and Jeff reunite much the chagrin of Reggie.
Guest Stars: Cleo King as Crossing Guard | Erik Durbin as Reginald | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis
Director: Rodney Clouden

95 :05x17 - An Incident at Owl Creek

May/09/2010
When the Buckle and Shari move into the neighborhood, the Smiths attend their housewarming party.

After Stan has an 'accident' in the pool, he feels he cannot live with the embarrassment and decided to pack up the family and leave town.
When he realizes he can't escape his shame he hatches a plan involving the President of the U.S. Barack Obama.
Guest Stars: Chris Cox as Unknown | Lisa Edelstein as Sharri Rothberg | Alan Freedland as Unknown | Ioan Gruffudd as Unknown | Tim Kelleher as Unknown | Matt McKenna as Buckle

96 :05x18 - Great Space Roaster

May/16/2010
Even after Roger insists the family gives him a roast for his 1601st birthday, his feelings get hurt to the point he decided the Smiths must die.
Guest Stars: Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Kevin Durand as Unknown | Jonathan Fener as Various | Amy Pietz as Unknown | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock
Director: Joe Daniello
Songs: Ace of Base -- The Sign

Season 6

97 :06x01 - 100 A.D. (1)

Oct/03/2010
When Hayley & Jeff elope, Stan & Francine decide to give $10,000 to anyone who can stop the wedding.
Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Erik Durbin as Reginald | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Alex Cuthbertson as Kid | Lisa Edelstein as Sharri Rothberg | Jonathan Fener as Various | Richard Gant as Firefighter | Leisha Hailey as Lily | Mike Henry as Various | Matt McKenna as Buckle | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Jay Thomas as Brett Morris
Director: Tim Parsons

98 :06x02 - Son of Stan (2)

Oct/10/2010
In the conclusion of the season opener, Stan and Francine compete with each other on how to raise Steve by creating a clone of him.

Meanwhile, Roger attempts to track down Hayley & Jeff so he can steal the $10,000.
Guest Stars: Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Alex Cuthbertson as Kid | Phill Lewis as Duper | Martin Mull as Father Donovan | Amir Talai as Various
Director: Chris Bennett
Writer: Erik Sommers
Songs: MGMT -- Electric Feel, John Farnham -- Thunder in Your Heart

99 :06x03 - Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls

Nov/07/2010
Buckle usurps Stan's title as the best Halloween attraction on the block. In an attempt to regain the title, Stan obtains 5 real serial killers but things go awry when Roger releases them.

Meanwhile, Steve wants a closer relationship with Toshi's sister.
Guest Stars: Sandra Oh as Mrs. Hirano | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Matt McKenna as Buckle / Ghoul | Lisa Edelstein as Sharri Rothberg | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Kevin Michael Richardson as Vitas | Erik Durbin as Manny | Jonathan Fener as Various | Judah Miller as Various | Grace Park as Akiko Yoshida
Songs: Cheryl Lynn -- Got To Be Real, Black Eyed Peas -- I Got a Feeling, Black Eyed Peas -- Rock Your Body

100 :06x04 - Stan’s Food Restaurant

Nov/14/2010
With Roger's assistance, Stan gets to live out his life long fantasy, opening his own restaurant.

Meanwhile, Steve thinks he has a sure thing with the new girl in school. She agrees to go all the way with him if he can provide a guy for her best friend who also happens to be a doll.
Guest Stars: Roberto Perlas Gomez as Himself | Hayden Panettiere as Ashley | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Alex Cuthbertson as Kid | Swoosie Kurtz as Betty Smith | Don Tai as Qui Lo (as Don Tai Theerathada)
Director: Josue Cervantes
Writer: Brian Boyle

101 :06x05 - White Rice

Nov/21/2010
After 20 years of supressed memories, Francine remembers she was once a stand up comedian. With Roger's help she decided to revive her career which lands her a sit-com on FOX.
This radical life change proves to be to much for Stan to handle.

Meanwhile, Klaus receives a fish partner.
Guest Stars: Jason Alexander as Sal | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Tzi Ma as Bah Bah Ling | Amy Hill as Mah Mah Ling | Chad Brannon as Various | Roger Fan as Various | Jonathan Fener as Various | Matt McKenna as Various
Director: Bob Bowen

102 :06x06 - There Will Be Bad Blood

Nov/28/2010
Stan's half-brother, Rusty and his family visit the Smiths for Thanksgiving. Stan believes he is showing his brother the finer things of life but when the next year the Smiths go to Rusty's place, Stan quickly realizes he is in fact lesser off.
Stan decided he deserves the good fortune that has been bestowed upon Rusty and his family.
Guest Stars: Lou Diamond Phillips as Rusty Smith | Edward Asner as Grandpa Smith | Tonantzin Carmelo as Soolewaha | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Matt E. Mixer as Various | J.B. Smoove as Airport Security Guard | Danny Cistone as Glenn Smith
Director: Joe Daniello

103 :06x07 - The People vs. Martin Sugar

Dec/05/2010
Happily accepted for jury duty, Stan is surprised when Roger is the accused person in the trial.

Meanwhile, after Jeff & Hayley move in with the Smiths, Francine & Klaus must deal with Jeff's addiction.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Brian Griffin | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Kat Dennings as Various | Matt Fusfeld as Various | Zach Galifianakis as Norman | Craig Gass as Various | Anna Maria Horsford as Receptionist | Nahnatchka Khan as Various | Matt E. Mixer as Various | Peter Paige as Various | Rob Riggle as Various | Adam Scott as Various | J.B. Smoove as Airport Security Guard | André Sogliuzzo as Various
Director: Pam Cooke
Songs: Marvin Gaye -- Lets Get It On

104 :06x08 - For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls

Dec/12/2010
After the gift of a gun from Stan, Steve shoots Santa Claus.
Upon learning it was the real Santa, the Smiths are on the run for their life.

Meanwhile, Roger is in search of a beverage that will get him drunk.
Guest Stars: Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Erik Durbin as Bob Todd | Clancy Brown as Convenience Store Clerk | Matt McKenna as Santa
Director: Bob Bowen
Writer: Erik Durbin

105 :06x09 - Fartbreak Hotel

Jan/16/2011
After a disastrous meal, Roger poisons the house with his excessive gas.
The Smiths are forced to stay at a hotel where, upon the advice of the concierge, Francine decides to take on the persona of professional concrete saleswoman & Steve attempts to travel back in time to meet the model who posed for a portrait.
Guest Stars: Hector Elizondo as Himself (Concierge) | Will Forte as Various | Richard Gant as Various | J.K. Simmons as Various | Missi Pyle as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Alan Tudyk as Various
Director: Rodney Clouden
Songs: ELO -- Mr. Blue Sky

106 :06x10 - Stanny Boy and Frantastic

Jan/23/2011
Stan & Francine befriend a young couple but quickly realize they are not as young as they used to be.

Meanwhile, Roger and Steve must get a refund for a defective product.
Guest Stars: Anthony Michael Hall as Tom | Sarah Chalke as Cami | Paget Brewster as Unknown | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Elmarie Wendel as Unknown
Director: Pam Cooke
Songs: Street Fabulous -- Sté ÉLéCtro 2

107 :06x11 - A Piñata Named Desire

Feb/13/2011
After a failed mission, Roger gets Stan to admit he can't act. He convinces Stan to take his acting classes which work well until they are up for the same part.

Meanwhile, Steve, Snot, Barry & Toshi decided to have once final sleep over.
Guest Stars: Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Mike Barker (1) as Sanders | John Cho as Vince Chung | Erik Durbin as Lil' Turtle | Nick Kroll as Various | Matt McKenna as Various | Judah Miller as Various | Murray Miller as Various | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Terry Crews as Ronnie | Lucy Lawless as Stacy
Director: Bob Bowen

108 :06x12 - You Debt Your Life

Feb/20/2011
Stan comes to Roger's aid when he's about to get hit by a car & after a fight with Roger, Stan admits the only reason Roger lives with them is due to the life debt Stan owes Roger.
However, when Hayley points out the life debt is now even, Roger moves out but after being miserable, he decided to once again, to save Stan's life by any means possible.

Meanwhile, Steve starts doing the school announcements but realizes the power is too great.
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Nick Kroll as Various | Rick Podell as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Erik Sommers as Various | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson
Director: Chris Bennett
Writer: Erik Sommers

109 :06x13 - I Am the Walrus

Mar/27/2011
When Steve finishes his dinner before Stan, he believes his time as alpha male are up. However, when Stan realizes he still has sex with Francine on his side.

Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff seek marriage advice from Principal Brian Lewis which turns out to be housework.
Guest Stars: Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Jana Levenstein as Various
Director: Tim Parsons

110 :06x14 - School Lies

Apr/03/2011
In a blatant attempt to suck up to Senator Buckingham in order to get a promotion, Stan enrolls Steve in the same private school the Senator's daughter attends.
After Steve quits the school, Roger fills in & things are going well until Roger accidentally sells the senator’s daughter to a drug lord.

Meanwhile Steve is jumped into a Latina street gang.
Guest Stars: Burt Reynolds as Senator Buckingham | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Mike Barker (1) as Sanders | Jonathan Fener as Various | Masasa as Various (as Masasa Moyo) | Ron Perlman as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Azura Skye as Various | Randy Spears as John Q | Jenny Lewis (1) as Various (as Jennifer Lewis)
Director: Rodney Clouden
Writer: Brian Boyle

111 :06x15 - License to Till

Apr/10/2011
Steve, Barry & Toshi agrees to help Snot's Uncle Solomon bring his his cabbage crop at the same time Roger bets Klaus he can turn Steve into one of the “cool kids”.
He does so by teaching him how to drive. However, the only thing Steve is old enough to drive is Solomon's tractor.

Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take turns pranking each other.
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | John Cho as Vince Chung | Mike Barker (1) as Various | H. Jon Benjamin as Talking Cabbage | Alex Cuthbertson as Various | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Matt Fusfeld as Various | Leisha Hailey as Various | Nick Kroll as Various | Judah Miller as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano
Songs: Mickey Avalon -- My Dick

112 :06x16 - Jenny Fromdabloc

Apr/17/2011
Snot professes his love for one of Roger's personas, Jenny Fromdabloc.
Surprisingly, Roger grows fond of Snot but after a claim that Snot is no longer a virgin & realizing the truth, Steve decides to break them up.

Meanwhile Stan longs for the time when wives would meet their husbands at the door with dry martinis, but quickly realizes he can't hold his sauce.
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Edward Asner as Red Mailbox | Carl Reiner as Blue Mailbox | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer
Director: Bob Bowen

113 :06x17 - Home Wrecker

May/08/2011
After making a wager with Greg & Terry their marriage can remain strong during a home renovation, Stan & Francine go to war after they can't decide how to remodel the kitchen.

Meanwhile, Principal Brian Lewis convinces Barry to use his almost savant counting ability to cheat at cards.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Greg Corbin | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Alice Evans as Various | Maurice LaMarche as Various | Chris Diamantopoulos as Various
Director: Joe Daniello

114 :06x18 - Flirting with Disaster

May/15/2011
Francine gets a job at the CIA but it interferes in Stan's ability to flirt at the office.

Meanwhile, Roger convinces Steve to build birdhouses for profit.
Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Mike Henry as Jackson | Stephen Root as Dick Reynolds | Niecy Nash as Lorraine | Ken Jeong as Butch Johnson | Paget Brewster as Unknown | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates
Director: Pam Cooke

115 :06x19 - Gorillas in the Mist

May/22/2011
Stan wants some quality time with Steve at the local zoo but things don't go as planned when the mama gorilla adopts Steve as one of her own.

Meanwhile, Roger attempts to become a country singer and bets Hayley he can do so by simply writing the most depressing song of all time and the only way to do that is to live the life, so he marries the biggest country girl at the bar.
Guest Stars: Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Alex Cuthbertson as Various | Erik Durbin as Various | Jonathan Fener as Various | Beth Grant as Cowgirl | Christina Hendricks as Unknown | Mike Henry as Jackson | David Koechner as Dick Reynolds | Judah Miller as Various | Scott Mosenson (1) as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Josh Robert Thompson as Various
Director: Chris Bennett
Writer: Erik Durbin
Songs: My Morning Jacket -- Slow Slow Tune

Season 7

116 :07x01 - Hot Water

Sep/25/2011
When the stress of life finally gets to Stan, he is convinced by Principal Brian Lewis to purchase a hot tub.
However, things don't go as planned when the hot tub Stan chooses comes to life & decides it wants Stan all to itself.
Guest Stars: Cee Lo Green as Hot Tub | Gabourey Sidibe as Party Girl | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Amy Hill as Mah Mah Ling | Sy Smith as Unknown | Michael Pena as Margaritte | Kamilah Marshall as Unknown
Director: Chris Bennett

117 :07x02 - Hurricane! (3)

Oct/02/2011
In the third installment of FOX's hurricane trilogy, Stan convinces the family they can ride out the storm.
However, it is quickly learned that Stan cannot make good and rational decisions while facing a crisis.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Kristen Schaal as Girl | Lisa Edelstein as Sharri Rothberg | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Matt McKenna as Buckle | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown
Director: Tim Parsons
Writer: Erik Sommers

118 :07x03 - A Ward Show

Nov/06/2011
Roger convinces Stan & Francine to let his be guardian of Steve so they can skip a school function, however when Roger puts a stop to the too close relationship Steve has with Principal Brian Lewis, Steve runs away from home.

Meanwhile, Stan and Francine have a much needed vacation away from the kids at the world's largest water park, although reality doesn't quite meet their expectation.
Guest Stars: Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Anjelica Huston as Superintendent Ellen Riggs | Tichina Arnold as Unknown | Jonathan Fener as Various | Tim Kelleher as Unknown | Murray Miller as Various | Matt E. Mixer as Various | June Diane Raphael as Unknown | Sally Struthers as Unknown
Director: Josue Cervantes
Writer: Erik Durbin

119 :07x04 - The Worst Stan

Nov/13/2011
When Stan realizes he may never achieve his dream of being a best man, he convinces Principal Brian Lewis to marry. However, things don't go as planned when Brian's first "wife" shows up at the wedding.

Meanwhile, Roger comes across a perfect pair of shorts and after a disappointing night with Ricky Martin begins to question his self confidence.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Stewie Griffin | Rachael MacFarlane as Gypsy | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Anjelica Huston as Superintendent Ellen Riggs | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | David Herman (1) as Various | Gregory Jbara as Unknown | David Koechner as Unknown | J.B. Smoove as Tracy Bryant | Amir Talai as Various
Director: Rodney Clouden

120 :07x05 - Virtual In-Stanity

Nov/20/2011
After realizing that he has missed every milestone in Steve’s life, Stan uses CIA tech, a hot blond avatar, in order to become closer to him, even if it mean losing his virginity to him.

Meanwhile Roger gets revenge on 6 frat boys who skipped out on paying him for his limo driving services.
Guest Stars: Sarah Michelle Gellar as Phyllis | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Alyson Hannigan as Chelsey | Alex Cuthbertson as Various | Jonathan Fener as Various | Matt Fusfeld as Various | David Koechner as Dick Reynolds | Josh Robert Thompson as Various
Director: Shawn Murray

121 :07x06 - The Scarlett Getter

Nov/27/2011
Francine becomes jealous after Stan happens to run into an old CIA crush. In her jealously she convinces Roger to woo her.

Meanwhile, after accidentally putting on Hayley's panties, Steve realizes his luck as changed.
Guest Stars: Shannon Sharpe as Himself | Sharon Lawrence as Scarlett Reynolds | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | David Koechner as Dick Reynolds | Chris Diamantopoulos as Various | Matt Fusfeld as Various
Director: Josue Cervantes
Songs: Spandau Ballet -- True

122 :07x07 - Season's Beatings

Dec/11/2011
After denied the role of Jesus by Father Donovan for being too fat, Roger is cast in the annual mall Christmas play.
An enraged Stan beats Roger up in full view of the town and news which causes him to be excommunicated.

Meanwhile Hayley & Jeff adopt a son & Stan finds out the only way back into the church is to kill the child.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Greg Corbin | Scott Grimes as Blind Man | Martin Mull as Father Donovan | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Murray Miller as Antichrist | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Eric Edwards as Trevor | Jonathan Fener as Various | Gregory Jbara as Unknown | Erik Sommers as Various | Annie Mumolo as Woman
Director: Joe Daniello
Writer: Erik Sommers

123 :07x08 - The Unbrave One

Jan/08/2012
Steve tries desperately to prove to his dad that he is brave.

Meanwhile, Francine thinks she may be pregnant.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Glenn Quagmire | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Trace Adkins as Unknown | Alan R. Cohen as Various | Alex Cuthbertson as Various | Erik Durbin as Various | Eric Edelstein as Unknown | Ari Graynor as Various | Don Tai as Qui Lo (as Don Tai Theerathada) | Megan Grano as Lauren
Director: Joe Daniello

124 :07x09 - Stanny Tendergrass

Jan/29/2012
In order to teach Steve the value of earning something you really want, Stan gets him at the Havercamp Country Club.
Before Steve can work hard, Mr. Vanderhill (Roger in disguise) hires him to be his assistant.

Meanwhile, Klaus helps Francine come up with a catch phrase when she feels she won't be remembered.
Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Cheech Marin as Horatio | Gabourey Sidibe as Herself | Hulk Hogan as Himself | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Erik Durbin as Reginald | Mike Barker (1) as Sanders | Mike Henry as Jackson | David Koechner as Dick Reynolds | André Sogliuzzo as Various
Director: Tim Parsons
Songs: Foreigner -- I Want to Know What Love Is

125 :07x10 - Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa’s Key

Feb/12/2012
During the latest case for Wheels and the Legman, Stan joins the firm, however things don't go as planned after Stan is kidnapped.

Meanwhile, Klaus insists to Francine and Hayley he can his photos submitted to CutePetPics.com
Guest Stars: Rachael MacFarlane as Cute Baby Pics Employee | Scott Grimes as Photographer | Dee Bradley Baker as Waiter | Niecy Nash as Lorraine
Director: Josue Cervantes

126 :07x11 - Old Stan in the Mountain

Feb/19/2012
After Stan is hexed by an old man, he begins to age rapidly and the only way to beat it and return to normal is to climb Mount Kilimanjaro.

Meanwhile Roger and Francine train for a dance competition that may not be what it seems.
Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Erik Durbin as Reginald | David Koechner as Dick Reynolds
Songs: Genesis -- Invisible Touch

127 :07x12 - The Wrestler

Mar/04/2012
Stan's high school wrestling record is threatened by Roger.
Guest Stars: Wendy Schaal as Mom | Scott Grimes as Glass Guy #1 | Dee Bradley Baker as Coach Keegan | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Alan R. Cohen as Various | Alex Cuthbertson as Various | Charles Dennis as Unknown | Armie Hammer as Unknown | Edward Herrmann as Unknown | Anna Jordan (2) as Unknown | Kat Purgal as Various
Director: Rodney Clouden
Songs: Jude Cole -- Back to School

128 :07x13 - Dr. Klaustus

Mar/11/2012
After Roger's alter-ego Dr. Penguin gets shipped off to Iraq, Klaus decides to try his fin at helping the family with their problems but quickly discovers his methods do not go as he planned.
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Greg Corbin | Casey Wilson as Korean Woman | Ron Perlman as Colonel | Nick Kroll as Dry Cleaner | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Leisha Hailey as Various | Laura McCreary as Various | William Singer as Various
Writer: Brian Boyle

129 :07x14 - Stan’s Best Friend

Mar/18/2012
Once again, Stan refuses to allow Steve to have a dog but Francine goes behind his back and buys a puppy names Kisses.

After a horrible accident and thanks to a traumatic childhood incident, Stan refuses to let go of Kisses and instead ops for an experimental medical procedure.
Guest Stars: Wendy Schaal as Patricia | Dee Bradley Baker as Kisses | Enormous Sea Monster | Joe Lo Truglio as Freddy | Kristen Schaal as Librarian | Amy Sedaris as Dr. Lizzy | George Segal as Bernie
Songs: My Morning Jacket -- Carried Away, Oingo Boingo -- Weird Science

130 :07x15 - Less Money, Mo’ Problems

Mar/25/2012
After finally getting sick of Hayley & Jeff sponging off him and not contributing, Stan bets the young couple that he and Francine can live one month on only $1000.

Meanwhile, after being taunted by Klaus' boast of once driving a Ferrari, Steve and Roger vow they must do the same.
Guest Stars: Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | David Boreanaz as Special Agent Seeley Booth | Alan R. Cohen as Various | Emily Deschanel as Dr. Temperance "Bones" Brennan | Kamilah Marshall as Unknown | Laura McCreary as Various | Judah Miller as Various | Matt E. Mixer as Various | Scott Mosenson (1) as Various | Bob Odenkirk as Various | Elisabeth Shue as Detective Lacy Sole | Marissa Jaret Winokur as Various
Director: Chris Bennett

131 :07x16 - The Kidney Stays In The Picture

Apr/01/2012
Hayley convinces Francine to get reacquainted with an old friend and after joining them in a night of heavy drinking, winds up in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant.

Upon hearing the news Stan is willing to donate one of his kidneys but Francine confesses that Hayley may not be his daughter due to a bachelorette party indiscretion.

In order to find the man who is the right kidney match, Stan and Francine travel back in time to discover who she slept with on that fateful night.
Guest Stars: Asa Taccone as Various | Kathy Griffin as Kelly | Nathan Fillion as Liver | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | James Babson as Various | Mike Barker (1) as CIA Lab Tech | Alex Cuthbertson as Joel Larson | Elon Gold as Various | Joe Lo Truglio as Various | Judah Miller as Various | Matt E. Mixer as Various | Heidi Sulzman as Various
Songs: Huey Lewis and The News -- Hip To Be Square, Los Del Río -- Macarena

132 :07x17 - Ricky Spanish

May/06/2012
Roger rediscovers one of personas, Ricky Spanish, and remembers why he's the most hated person in Langley Falls.

Meanwhile, the child Stan & Francine sponsored in Africa suddenly shows up on their doorstep.
Guest Stars: Wayne Brady as Tungee | Werner Herzog as Himself | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Rose Byrne as Various | John DiMaggio as Various | Nick Kroll as Various | Alan Rachins as Various | J.B. Smoove as Various | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock
Director: Shawn Murray
Writer: Erik Sommers

133 :07x18 - Toy Whorey

May/13/2012
After Stan is embarrassed by Steve's playtime he decides to take him to Mexico to finally become a man but things go very wrong when they are kidnapped by the local drug cartel.
Guest Stars: Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Jennifer Cody as Unknown | Alex Cuthbertson as Various | Erik Durbin as Various | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Matt Fusfeld as Various | Elon Gold as Various | Dan Navarro as Various | André Sogliuzzo as Various | Asa Taccone as Various | Jacob Vargas as Guard
Songs: (Unknown artist) -- Lili Marleen

Season 8

134 :08x01 - Love, American Dad Style

Sep/30/2012
After Roger opens a bar in the Smith's attic and and hearing her sing in the shower, Roger hires Hayley as his entertainment.
However Roger realizes he's in love with Hayley and quickly takes his infatuation too far.

Meanwhile, Stan tries to sell his old SUV so he can purchase a new Hummer.
Guest Stars: Mike Barker (1) as Various | Nathan Fillion as Various | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Scott Lowell as Various | Laura McCreary as Various | June Diane Raphael as Unknown
Director: Josue Cervantes
Writer: Erik Durbin

135 :08x02 - Killer Vacation

Oct/07/2012
Francine forbids Stan from working on their vacation but when Bullock assigns him to kill a long lost war veteran, Francine intervenes.

Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff try to rekindle their fading romance, Roger's latest persona, Abigail Lemonparty, falls for an older gentleman & Steve meets a fellow teen who takes him on a rough journey to find a nude beach.
Guest Stars: Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Jonathan Fener as Various | Ari Graynor as Various | Jill Talley as Various | Peter Serafinowicz as Goran the Mutilator | James Karen as Larry Herman | Rupert Grint as Liam | Amy Sedaris as Various | Eric McCormack as Swinger
Director: Rodney Clouden

136 :08x03 - Can I Be Frank With You?

Nov/04/2012
After Stan spends too much time at the CIA 'Chill House', she devises a plan to infiltrate and get to know Stan on his level.

Meanwhile, Steve, Snot, Toshi & Barry are recruited for a boy band.
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Jon Hamm as Himself | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Alex Cuthbertson as Various | Eric Edwards as Various | Susie Essman as Unknown | David Koechner as Dick Reynolds | Judah Miller as Various | Lew Schneider as Various | Asa Taccone as Various | Marissa Jaret Winokur as Various
Writer: Judah Miller

137 :08x04 - American Stepdad

Nov/18/2012
After the death of Hercules, Stan's mother Betty moves in with Smiths forcing Roger out of his attic.
Things get complicated when the next day, Roger & Betty announce they are married.

Meanwhile, Steve, Snot, Toshi & Barry come across a long lost script of the Fast and the Furious series which they are determined gets made.
Guest Stars: Swoosie Kurtz as Betty Smith | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Brian Boyle as Various | Jonathan Fener as Various | Judah Miller as Various | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson
Director: Shawn Murray

138 :08x05 - Why Can't We Be Friends?

Dec/02/2012
After Stan decides Snot is not cool enough to hang out with Steve, he stages a murder which lands Snot in the CIA Witness Protection program.
Guest Stars: Susie Essman as Snot's Mom | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Eric Edwards as Various | Jonathan Fener as Various | Reggie Lee as Various
Director: Jansen Yee
Songs: Rush -- 2112, Joe Satriani -- Always With Me, Always With You

139 :08x06 - Adventures in Hayleysitting

Dec/09/2012
The Smith family’s regular babysitter, Lindsay (guest voice Alison Brie), breaks her leg in a soccer match, so Stan and Francine are forced to leave Steve with Hayley, despite her track record of being extremely irresponsible.

When Hayley teases Steve about being a goody-two-shoes, Steve is determined to prove her wrong and sneaks out of the house to go to a party with the cool kids

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Guest Stars: Alison Brie as Lindsay | Sarah Michelle Gellar as Jenny | Charlie Day as Jon | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Max Charles as Various | Erik Durbin as Various | Matt Fusfeld as Various | Keith Heisler as Various | Kevin Michael Richardson as Various | Erik Sommers as Various | Amir Talai as Various

140 :08x07 - National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story

Dec/23/2012
A talk show reveals that Francine was the toddler who famously rescued from a well by a fireman; Francine makes a discovery when she falls down the well on the anniversary of her rescue.

Meanwhile, Stan and Roger come up with a business idea
Guest Stars: Seth MacFarlane as Greg Corbin | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis
Director: Chris Bennett
Songs: Jon Cates -- Science Fact - Monism 10

141 :08x08 - Finger Lenting Good

Jan/06/2013
Francine encourages the family to give up their various vices, but they all get drunk at Roger’s Mardi Gras party and enter into a harrowing pact with Bullock.

Meanwhile, a pastie is left in the attic, Cinderella-style, and Roger sets out to find the “perfect bosom” on which to place it
Guest Stars: Rhea Perlman as Herself | Kathy Griffin as Herself | Alyson Hannigan as Herself | Chris Diamantopoulos as Various | Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock
Director: Joe Daniello

142 :08x09 - The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari

Jan/13/2013
Francine sets out to teach Roger a lesson in the importance of working hard, but the idea backfires. Meanwhile, Steve's school project requires interviewing Stan about his past, and he's soon sorry he asked.

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Guest Stars: Wayne Brady as Cuba Gooding Jr. | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein
Director: Josue Cervantes
Writer: Brian Boyle

143 :08x10 - Blood Crieth Unto Heaven

Jan/27/2013
In a tribute to and send-up of the Pulitzer Prize-winning play, August: Osage County, a dark secret is revealed about the Smith family’s past when Francine invites Stan’s incarcerated dad, Jack, to Stan’s birthday party.

Also in this spoof, Roger plays Edna, a maid who nurses Bullock and Hayley’s love child. But when Edna falls in love with Bullock, it could mean dire consequences for the kid.
Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Daran Norris as Jack Smith | Swoosie Kurtz as Betty Smith
Director: Joe Daniello
Writer: Brian Boyle

144 :08x11 - Max Jets

Feb/10/2013
Roger announces that “Max Jets,” a character of Roger’s who enjoys showering the Smith family with money, is soon getting out of prison. But a wrench is thrown in the system when Max falls in love with Gina, a gold-digging waitress who threatens the family’s inheritance.
Guest Stars: Michelle Monaghan as Gina | Mariah Carey as Replacement Waitress | Affion Crockett as Various | Chris Diamantopoulos as Various | George Segal as Various

145 :08x12 - Naked to the Limit, One More Time

Feb/17/2013
Roger pretends to be Jeff’s imaginary friend, so he can freely roam naked around the house with no disguise.
But when big-mouth Jeff figures out that Roger is an alien, Stan issues an ultimatum: either Roger or Jeff must be killed immediately.

Meanwhile, Steve becomes insecure about the shape of his rear end
Guest Stars: Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Rachel Boston as Various | Matt McKenna as Various | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry
Director: Chris Bennett
Songs: Johnny Mandel -- Suicide Is Painless

146 :08x13 - For Black Eyes Only

Mar/10/2013
In Part 2 of “The Tearjerker Saga,” a “James Bond” parody, Stan and his wife Sexpun Tocome’s honeymoon is brutally interrupted when Black Villain fatally shoots Sexpun.

Determined to get his revenge, Stan teams up with former nemesis The Tearjerker to track down Black Villain and put a stop to his evil plan to melt the arctic glaciers.
Guest Stars: Kevin Michael Richardson as Black Villian | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Kasey Bell as Various | Morris Chestnut as Boyfriend | Erik Durbin as Various | Jackée Harry as Hairdresser | Dan Patrick as Himself | Erik Sommers as Various | Octavia Spencer as Hairdresser | Alan Tudyk as Various
Director: Jansen Yee

147 :08x14 - Spelling Bee My Baby

Mar/24/2013
Francine discovers Steve’s special talent that will help him get into a great school: spelling. But when she fears that Steve is being distracted by Hiko’s sister, Akiko, she takes drastic measures to ensure victory at the Pearl Bailey High School Spelling Bee.

Meanwhile, Stan and Roger want Hayley to line-judge their badminton game, but she’s still devastated over Jeff, so they decide to push her through the five stages of grief as quickly as possible.
Guest Stars: Mike Barker (1) as Various | Alex Cuthbertson as Various | Amy Hill as Mah Mah Ling | Murray Miller as Various | Sandra Oh as Mrs. Hirano | Grace Park as Akiko Yoshida | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Tzi Ma as Bah Bah Ling | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis
Director: Rodney Clouden
Songs: Jackson Five -- ABC

148 :08x15 - The Missing Kink

Apr/14/2013
Francine does all she can to make Stan take on a different mission. And when he does, she learns that her missionary man is all she really needs.

Meanwhile, Hayley tries to get back into the dating scene with disastrous results, and reluctantly submits to Snot's advance, agreeing to a dinner date.
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | Michael Pena as Margaritte | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Mariah Carey as Various | Erik Durbin as Various | Will Forte as Various | Richard Kind as Al Tuttle | Paige King as Various | Matt McKenna as Various | Victor Raider-Wexler as Ray | Keaton Simons as Various | Jill Talley as Various | Gillian Vigman as Various

149 :08x16 - The Boring Identity

Apr/21/2013
Francine bumps into an old high school friend and after been invited to her wedding, tries to mold Stan into her ideal husband, when he suffers amnesia after been thrown off an arcade game. Steve joins Rogers paper route were he is exposed to Rogers corrupt ways.
Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | David Koechner as Dick Reynolds | Mike Barker (1) as Wedding Guest | Hali Hudson as Brenda Calhoun | Janelle Monáe as Voiceover | Alan Tudyk as Mr. Capellini | Wayne Brady as Delroy
Director: Jansen Yee
Writer: Erik Sommers

150 :08x17 - The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith

Apr/28/2013
Stan is shocked when Agent Crisp from CIA Internal Affairs tells him that Deputy Director Bullock is showing early signs of dementia and must have his memory erased.

Meanwhile, Steve runs into a bully at school, so Roger hires an old friend – Stelio Kontos – to take care of the problem

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Guest Stars: Phil LaMarr as Agent Crisp | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | John Leguizamo as Luis | David Koechner as Dick Reynolds | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Mike Barker (1) as Sanders | Alex Cuthbertson as Various | Erik Durbin as Various | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson
Director: Shawn Murray
Writer: Erik Durbin

151 :08x18 - Lost in Space

May/05/2013
In the special 150th episode, the series travels to the slave spaceship that abducted Jeff... with Roger’s help after Jeff discovered he's an alien.

To find his way home, Jeff must first prove to the evil Emperor Zing that he was always in love with Hayley.

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Guest Stars: Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Sinbad as Himself | Michael McKean as Emperor Zing | Sean Hayes (2) as Foster | Alex Cuthbertson as Various | Matt Fusfeld as Majestic | Pete Holmes (1) as Various | Paget Brewster as Shapeshifter
Director: Chris Bennett
Songs: Wax Fang -- Majestic

152 :08x19 - Da Flippity Flop

May/12/2013
Klaus discovers his original human body, but Stan refuses to help him switch back. So, Klaus steals Stan's body and Stan becomes the fish. Meanwhile, Roger turns the attic into a gym, and tries to pressure Steve into a long-term membership.
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Mike Barker (1) as CIA Lab Tech | Chris Diamantopoulos as Various | Matt E. Mixer as Various | Jonny Moseley as Various | Amir Talai as Various | Shaun White as Himself |
Uncredited: Judi Dench as Herself
Director: Rodney Clouden

Season 9

153 :09x01 - Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure

Sep/29/2013
After asking every girl to the prom & getting turned down by every girl, Steve & Snot decide to sneak into the CIA and clone their dates.
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Kevin Michael Richardson as Principal Brian Lewis | John Cho as Vince Chung | Mae Whitman as Glitter | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Susie Essman as Miss Lane | Judah Miller as Vince's Friend | Chloe Moretz as Various | Larisa Oleynik as Various | Taryn Southern as Various
Director: Joe Daniello
Songs: Missy Elliott -- Get Ur Freak On, The Temptations -- My Girl, Maurice Chevalier -- Thank Heaven for Little Girls

154 :09x02 - Poltergasm

Oct/06/2013
Francine’s “Poltergasm” starts to haunt the Smith household when she is unsatisfied by Stan in the sack, and Roger must conjure a medium named Zelda Rubinstein to help eliminate the ghost.

Meanwhile, Hayley introduces her new boy-toy, Mauricio to the family.
Guest Stars: Diego Luna as Mauricio | Jill Bartlett as Rita Rudner | Matt McKenna as TV Announcer | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Benji | T.J. Miller as Audience Member
Writer: Matt McKenna
Songs: John Cafferty & The Beaver Brown Band -- Hearts on Fire

155 :09x03 - Buck, Wild

Nov/03/2013
Steve is eager to prove that he’s no longer a little boy, so he sets off to prove his manhood by joining Stan, Bullock and the rest of the CIA on their annual hunting trip.

Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus set off on a cross-country road trip
Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Mike Barker (1) as Sanders | David Koechner as Dick Reynolds | Alex Cuthbertson as Kid | Kevin Durand as Various | Mike Henry as Jackson | Tom Hollander as Various | Amir Talai as Various
Director: Josue Cervantes
Songs: Trio -- Da Da Da

156 :09x04 - Crotchwalkers

Nov/10/2013
In a desperate attempt to show Steve that she’s still a “cool” mom, Francine teaches him a vast array of shoplifting techniques to try out at the local mall. B when their attempt to pull off the ultimate heist at “The Gash” goes awry, Steve is captured and sent to a Venezuelan sweatshop.

Meanwhile, Roger, Hayley and Klaus form Langley Falls’ first Russian Balalaika trio
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Rachael MacFarlane as Matilda | Brian Boyle as Various | Chris Diamantopoulos as Various | Ian Howell as Various | Melanie Deanne Moore as Harper | Nic Wegener as Various
Writer: Dan Vebber
Songs: Robbie Dupree -- Steal Away

157 :09x05 - Kung Pao Turkey

Nov/24/2013
Stan’s plans for a perfect Thanksgiving watching football in his underwear are thwarted when Francine invites her adoptive parents to join them for the holiday.

Meanwhile, Francine’s mom encourages Hayley to get back on the dating scene and invites an eligible bachelor over, but her true intentions are revealed at Thanksgiving dinner
Guest Stars: Amy Hill as Mah Mah Ling | Tzi Ma as Bah Bah Ling | Mariah Carey as Laura | Mike Barker (1) as Ticket Taker | Chris Diamantopoulos as Marvin | Matt McKenna as Detective | David Hill (1) as Big Wang Bai
Director: Rodney Clouden
Writer: Erik Richter

158 :09x06 - Independent Movie

Dec/01/2013
Despite Snot's reluctance, Steve takes Snot to attend his father's funeral but winds up blowing him off to spend time with a mystery girl he meets at a roadside motel.

Meanwhile, Roger & Stan partner w/ Hideki on a inspired cake cutting invention after listening to their guts.
Guest Stars: Zooey Deschanel as Pixie Dream Girl | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Reggie Lee as Hideki Hirano | Angela Pupello as Cleaning Lady | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Marissa Jaret Winokur as HSC Host #2 | Rachael MacFarlane as HSC Host #1 | Judah Miller as Hitchhiker
Director: Shawn Murray
Writer: Judah Miller
Songs: Dawes -- Just Beneath the Surface

159 :09x07 - Faking Bad

Dec/08/2013
Hayley tries to fit in with a popular group of her former high school friends and, in the process, discovers Steve has an amazing ability to create incredibly realistic fake IDs.
Sensing a business opportunity, Hayley builds out Steve’s operation, but they don’t count on having to deal with the other kingpin of the Langley Falls fake ID game: Kevin Ramage
Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson | Mike Barker (1) as Zoe's Dad | Kevin Durand as Bouncer | Anne Elizabeth Gregory as Zoe | Matt McKenna as Dimitri | Haley Joel Osment as Guy (Stan's Date) | Azura Skye as Kristen | Nic Wegener as Various | Mae Whitman as Denuda
Director: Jansen Yee
Writer: John Unholz
Songs: The B-52s -- Legal Tender, Fun -- We Are Young

160 :09x08 - Minstrel Krampus

Dec/15/2013
When Steve starts acting like a spoiled brat during the holidays, Stan takes him to see his incarcerated Grandpa Jack, who tells him the story of how he caught Minstrel Krampus (guest voice Glover), a legendary demon who punishes naughty children on Christmas.
Stan decides that releasing Krampus is the only way to straighten out Steve’s attitude. But when Krampus kidnaps Steve, it’s up to Stan and Roger to get him back.

Meanwhile, Hayley gets a job at the airport, but quickly realizes that she might not be cut out for customer service

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Charles Bradley as Himself (Singing) | Danny Glover as Krampus | Ziggy Marley as Himself (Singing) | Daran Norris as Jack Smith | Greyson Chance as Various | Matt McKenna as Santa | Judah Miller as Toilet | Murray Miller as Toilet Paper | Toilet Brush | Kevin Michael Richardson as Jamaicans (at the airport) | Asa Taccone as Plunger | Marissa Jaret Winokur as MaryAnn
Director: Josue Cervantes

161 :09x09 - Vision: Impossible

Jan/05/2014
Roger suffers a horrific car crash as he tries to take a picture of his crotch on a traffic speed cam. After waking up from a coma, he starts to have eerie visions of the future, and saves the Smiths from a terrible fire. But, Roger’s abuse of his newfound powers soon draws the ire of his fellow family members and the Smiths must learn to cope with the uncertainty of the future.
Guest Stars: Danielle Schneider as Nurse | André Sogliuzzo as Doctor Stack | Randy Spears as John Q | John Viener as Kobe Bryant | Male Nurse
Writer: Ali Waller

162 :09x10 - Familyland

Jan/12/2014
Francine wants to rekindle family fun time by taking everyone to Familyland.
Once everyone goes their separate ways, her sad lamenting awakens the cyrogenically frozen founder Roy Family who decided it's time for families to enjoy themselves or else.
Guest Stars: John Viener as Roy Family | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Eric Edwards as Mikey Muskrat Mascot | Joey King as Fairytale Land Girl | Jonathan Kite as Various | Danielle Schneider as Fairytale Land Princess | Nic Wegener as Various
Director: Joe Daniello

163 :09x11 - Cock of the Sleepwalk

Jan/26/2014
Stan begins to sleepwalk when he alters his nighttime routine after his 100th kill, however the sleepwalking 'Good Stan', refuses to let him kill again.
Guest Stars: Rachael MacFarlane as Cafe Woman (Adopted Girl) | Scott Grimes as Jeff Watley (Bum #1) | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | David Koechner as Dick Reynolds | Sawyer Ever as Boy in IHOP | Julian Grant as Belgian Terrorist | Valerie Harper as IHOP Diner | Mike Henry as Igor "The Wolf" Ruskinov | Kevin Michael Richardson as Bum #2 | Maria Thayer as Nun
Director: Shawn Murray
Writer: Brian Boyle

164 :09x12 - Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses

Mar/16/2014
Roger offers to help Steve land his dream girl by surgically switch faces & if that wasn't bad enough, Roger decides he wants her for himself.

Meanwhile, Stan & Francine become stewardesses and become embroiled in scheme to prevent Marc Cuban from blowing up the sun.
Guest Stars: Mark Cuban as Himself | Becki Newton as Margie | Gillian Jacobs as Christy | Olivia Wilde as Denise | Megalyn Echikunwoke as Angie | Ellie Kemper as Jenna | Kyle Chandler as Coach Brian Sanders | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Chad Brannon as Various | Randy Crenshaw as Various | Echo Kellum as Various | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | John Viener as Various | Gary Anthony Williams as Cuban's Bodyguard | Corinne Reilly-Elfant as Various
Director: Josue Cervantes
Writer: Judah Miller
Songs: Carly Rae Jepsen -- Call Me Maybe

165 :09x13 - I Ain’t No Holodeck Boy

Mar/23/2014
Francine wants Stan to let up when he demands Steve & his friends play outside, however he finds a way around Francine's wishes by using the CIA new holodeck.

Meanwhile, Hayley wants Roger to admit he cares about something by purchasing his home star and declaring herself his queen.
Guest Stars: Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Eddie Kaye Thomas as Barry Robinson | Daisuke Suzuki as Toshi Hirano | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Mike Barker (1) as Sanders | David Koechner as Dick Reynolds | Daran Norris as Jack Smith | Thomas Sangster as Various (as Thomas Brodie-Sangster) | Mike Henry as Various | Eric Schermerhorn as Various
Director: Jansen Yee
Writer: Matt McKenna

166 :09x14 - Stan Goes on the Pill

Mar/30/2014
In order to become better connected to Francine, Stan takes an experimental CIA drug that turns him into a woman.

Meanwhile, Roger & Klaus decide to open a business selling Stan's old suits.
Guest Stars: David Koechner as Dick Reynolds | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Mike Henry as Jackson | Steve Schirripa as Bartender | Allison Smith as Trish
Director: Chris Bennett
Songs: Sade -- Ordinary Love

167 :09x15 - Honey, I'm Homeland

Apr/06/2014
Stan attempts to infiltrate the "Occupy" movement, based on CIA intelligence that a leftist cell is planning a terrorist attack.
But when he's captured and returned home by a group of radicals, Hayley suspects her father may have been "turned".
Guest Stars: Ira Glass as Himself | Kathryn Hahn as Luli | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates | Adam DeVine as Various | Phil LaMarr as Various | Patricia Lentz as Various (as Pat Lentz) | Phill Lewis as Duper
Writer: Dan Vebber

168 :09x16 - She Swill Survive

Apr/13/2014
Stan fears that Hayley has no life skills so he forces her to take a job as a bartender in Roger’s attic bar but, when Bullock becomes Hayley’s best customer, Stan realizes that he can use his daughter’s knowledge to get ahead at work
Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Gary Busey as Himself | Chris Diamantopoulos as Various | Kevin Durand as Various | Wayne Federman as Various | John Viener as Various
Director: Chris Bennett
Writer: Rick Singer

169 :09x17 - Rubberneckers

Apr/27/2014
Stan discovers a way he can slyly check out other women. When the new couch ends up with a stain on it, Roger and Klaus try to cover it up.
Guest Stars: Mike Barker (1) as Sanders | Chris Diamantopoulos as Various | Anne Elizabeth Gregory as Various | Mike Henry as Jackson | David Koechner as Dick Reynolds | Bruce McGill as Various | Judah Miller as Various | Sy Smith as Unknown | Asa Taccone as Various | Terry Crews as Heinrich Brown
Director: Rodney Clouden

170 :09x18 - Permanent Record Wrecker

May/04/2014
Stan is fired from the CIA in a round of budget cuts, but since his 20 years of work experience are classified and hidden from his “permanent record”, the only job he’s able to land is at the local grocery store where Steve is the manager.

Meanwhile, Roger bets an annoying coffee shop musician that he can outplay him in one week. To accomplish his goal, he enters into a Faustian bargain with Lorenzo, a guitar-instructing infomercial host.
Guest Stars: Robin Thicke as Himself | Stanley Tucci as Lorenzo | Mike Barker (1) as Sanders | Brian Boyle as Various | Josh Fadem as Various | Mike Henry as Jackson | Melanie Deanne Moore as Various | Taryn Southern as Various | Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock | Alan Thicke as Himself | John Viener as Various | Cedric Yarbrough as Various
Writer: Brian Boyle
Songs: Tommy Emmanuel -- Classical Gas

171 :09x19 - News Glances With Genevieve Vavance

May/11/2014
Hayley starts an internship at a local news station working for a Nancy Grace-type reporter, who happens to be Roger in disguise.
Guest Stars: T.J. Miller as Cowboy | Nat Faxon as Director | Josh Groban as Himself | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Alison Becker as Sex-Ed Teacher | Andrew Geller as Various | Pete Holmes (1) as Various | Rick Podell as Various | Andrea Savage as Various | Mae Whitman as Various | Dean Winters as Various
Director: Shawn Murray
Writer: Ali Waller

172 :09x20 - The Longest Distance Relationship

May/18/2014
Hayley, still heartbroken over Jeff’s abduction, meets millionaire Matt Davis, who begins to help her move forward, until Steve and Snot discover that Jeff’s alive and trying to make it back to her.
Guest Stars: Jeff Fischer as Jeff Fischer | Sinbad as Himself | Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Pete Holmes (1) as Matt Davis | Mike Barker (1) as Various | Laura Bell Bundy as Various | Judah Miller as Various | Nic Wegener as Various | Gary Anthony Williams as Various

Season 10

Blondes Versus Brunettes

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CIAPow

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A Tiny Affair

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Brobot

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Scents and Sensei-bility

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Now and Gwen

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Holy $h!t, Jeff's Back!

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Blagsnarst: A Love Story

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Roger Passes the Bar

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From Russia with Love

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A Star Is Reborn

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173 :10x01 - Season 10, Episode 1

Sep/14/2014
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Guest Stars: Jane Krakowski as Herself | John Lutz as Himself

174 :10x02 - Season 10, Episode 2

Sep/14/2014
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Guest Stars: Kim Kardashian as Herself | Corey Stoll as Himself | Steven Yeun as Himself

175 :10x03 - Season 10, Episode 3

Sep/21/2014
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Warning: American Dad! guide may contain spoilers
Classification: Animation
Genre: Adult Cartoons | Comedy
Status: Returning Series
Network: tbs ( USA)
Runtime: 30 Minutes
Premiere: February 06, 2005
Episode Order: 20
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