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American Dad!: Threat Levels
After a deadly virus scare, Francine realizes she hasn't much purpose in her life but after meeting Barb Hansen, wants to become a real estate agent.
Stan however becomes threatened once Francine starts to make more money than he does.
Meanwhile, Steve strives to become the next video mogul by creating Girls Gone Wild type videos and Hayley opens a homeless shelter.
Stan however becomes threatened once Francine starts to make more money than he does.
Meanwhile, Steve strives to become the next video mogul by creating Girls Gone Wild type videos and Hayley opens a homeless shelter.
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Episode Info
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Episode number: 1x2 Production Number: 1AJN02 Airdate: Sunday May 01st, 2005 |
Featuring
Main Cast
Episode Notes
Apparently, the family watches "The Channel 3 Noon Report" with anchors Greg Corbin and Terry Bates.
Barb Hanson
Dick Reynolds | One of Stan's CIA co-workers
Greg Corbin | Channel 3 Anchor & the Smith's neighbor
Terry Bates | Channel 3 Anchor & the Smith's neighbor
Episode Quotes
Stan: Here's your allowance, champ!
Steve: Wow... a whole five bucks.
Stan: Yeah, I'm gonna need change.
Steve: Wow... a whole five bucks.
Stan: Yeah, I'm gonna need change.
Jackson: I used to work in real estate.
Stan: What, are you gay?
Jackson: I was when I worked in real estate. Once I stopped selling houses, my sodomy cleared up like that
Stan: What, are you gay?
Jackson: I was when I worked in real estate. Once I stopped selling houses, my sodomy cleared up like that
Steve: Toshi, you have a video camera, right?
Toshi: (Speaking in Chinese) You assume this because I am Asian. You are a racist.
Steve: That's a lot of words for "of course."
Toshi: (Speaking in Chinese) You assume this because I am Asian. You are a racist.
Steve: That's a lot of words for "of course."
CIA Man #1: Hey, wanna get baked and ride the escalators at the mall?
CIA Man #2: Do I!
CIA Man #2: Do I!
(Stan gets up from hot tub naked)
Greg: Take a picture, why don't you?
Terry: I was being polite. It'd be rude not to look.
Greg: Take a picture, why don't you?
Terry: I was being polite. It'd be rude not to look.
Greg: This is the first time the threat level's been blue. Same color as my handsome co-anchor's eyes.
Terry: Stop it.
Greg: Come on now, we've talked about this. Learn to take compliments.
Terry: Thank you.
Terry: Stop it.
Greg: Come on now, we've talked about this. Learn to take compliments.
Terry: Thank you.
Francine: This is a wonderful starter home. I've been saving it for a couple just like you.
Woman: Pretty soon, we're gonna be more than a couple.
Francine: Oh, congratulations! I just thought you were fat.
Woman: We're adopting.
Woman: Pretty soon, we're gonna be more than a couple.
Francine: Oh, congratulations! I just thought you were fat.
Woman: We're adopting.
Steve: I can't believe you muscled out your own son. You stink, dad.
Stan: Oh, come on, what's more important, your hopes and dreams, or me making more than your mother?!
Stan: Oh, come on, what's more important, your hopes and dreams, or me making more than your mother?!
Stan: You unionized the homeless?!
Hayley: Yep, this is the Fighting Bums Local 302.
(Bums start cheering)
Hayley: Here are our demands.
Stan: "Longer red lights at freeway off-ramps, free doggy day care, human dignity"? I can't meet these demands.
Hayley: Yep, this is the Fighting Bums Local 302.
(Bums start cheering)
Hayley: Here are our demands.
Stan: "Longer red lights at freeway off-ramps, free doggy day care, human dignity"? I can't meet these demands.
Man: Good news. Apparently, that batch of virus was inert, so that means...
Stan: We're going to be okay.
Man: Yes, although apparently your manners died years ago. (Pause) You're welcome.
Stan: We're going to be okay.
Man: Yes, although apparently your manners died years ago. (Pause) You're welcome.
Steve: I can't believe I'm gonna die a virgin.
Francine: Aw, sweetie, there was a 70-80% chance of that happening, anyway.
Francine: Aw, sweetie, there was a 70-80% chance of that happening, anyway.
Stan: (After seeing Scab Bum) Who the hell is that?
Steve: He doesn't have a name.
Stan: What?
Steve: He killed his own name.
Steve: He doesn't have a name.
Stan: What?
Steve: He killed his own name.
Stan: Francine, I want you to stop this nonsense.
Francine: "Nonsense"? This job is my career.
Stan: No, my job is a career. This is just some silly housewife's hobby.
Francine: Oh, yeah? Well, this silly housewife loves her "hobby." She's good at it. In fact, she kicks ass! So, her big career-man husband is just going to have to deal with it.
Stan: I could have assassinated you!
Francine: What?
Stan: Nothing.
Francine: "Nonsense"? This job is my career.
Stan: No, my job is a career. This is just some silly housewife's hobby.
Francine: Oh, yeah? Well, this silly housewife loves her "hobby." She's good at it. In fact, she kicks ass! So, her big career-man husband is just going to have to deal with it.
Stan: I could have assassinated you!
Francine: What?
Stan: Nothing.
Man: You are all going to live...
(Smith family cheers)
Man: ... for 24 more hours. Which is just enough time for you to learn not to interrupt someone when they're talking.
(Smith family cheers)
Man: ... for 24 more hours. Which is just enough time for you to learn not to interrupt someone when they're talking.
Episode Goofs
The bum bites his thumb off and it is missing for the rest of the episode but for a brief moment, as he's falling to the mat, you can see it intact.
The barrel on the Sniper Rifle changes color at the end of the scene it is in.
Klaus' lip movements do not match what he is saying after Francine shows Stan his paycheck.
Stan: Well, we have 24 hours to live, let's make the most of it and watch this box set of 24 on DVD.
Since the DVD set would contain no commercials, depending on the season, it would only last around 19 hours.
Since the DVD set would contain no commercials, depending on the season, it would only last around 19 hours.
Stan apparently gives Steve a fake five dollar bill because there's nothing on the reverse side of it.
Also, the counter behind Steve alternates from being tiled to a flat top.
Also, the counter behind Steve alternates from being tiled to a flat top.
The arrow on the refrigerator Treat Level Meter is missing in several scenes throughout the episode.
When the unnamed bum is introduced the hole in his sock in on the left foot but when Francine breaks up the fight in the ring, the hole is on the right foot.
Cultural References
Steve: Video Camera/Girls Plan
A similar plot occured in the movie "Oceans Eleven".
A similar plot occured in the movie "Oceans Eleven".
Stan: You're fired.
When Stan fires Donald Trump and says "You're fired"; this is Donald Trumps famous catchphrase from his NBC reality show "the Apprentice".
When Stan fires Donald Trump and says "You're fired"; this is Donald Trumps famous catchphrase from his NBC reality show "the Apprentice".
Stan: Well, we have 24 hours to live, let's make the most of it and watch this box set of 24 on DVD.
A reference to FOX's hit show, 24.
A reference to FOX's hit show, 24.
Steve: ...Bumfights...
Bumfights: Cause for Concern is a real movie made by a group of teenagers featuring Bums fighting for money.
Bumfights: Cause for Concern is a real movie made by a group of teenagers featuring Bums fighting for money.
Seen very quickly in the bum picket line is Rich Uncle Pennybags aka Mr. Monopoly aka The Monopoly Guy from the Parker Brothers board game.
Steve's idea of the 'Wild Girls' video empire is an obvious reference to video series 'Girls Gone Wild' founded by Joe Francis in 1997
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