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American Dad! :: A Smith in the Hand (01x09)
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| Title: | A Smith in the Hand |
| Episode #: | 01x09 |
| Production Number: | 1AJN10 |
| Original Airdate: | Sunday September 18th, 2005 |
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Stan decides to teach Steve sex ed himself, teaching him the "evils" of masturbation. However, Stan suffers an embarrassing accident, and his ointment use turns into an addiction to masturbation. Meanwhile, Roger becomes a bartender after Hayley insults him about wasting his days drinking and watching sleazy reality shows.
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Stan checks in at the "Bates Motel", which is an abbreviation for "masturbates".
| TheCIA doctor is in the middle of performing open-heart surgery on Vice President Dick Cheney when Stan calls. Cheney has had operations like this in real life.
| Principal Lewis appears in this episode. This is the first time we've seen him since the Pilot episode.
| "Dr. Heisler, Plastic Surgeon - We'll Make You Do-able Again." is what the sign on Dr. Heislers office building says.
| The name on Hayley's fake ID is "Dr. Ernestine Chow."
| Langley Falls Post front page headline: "Israel Pulls out of Gaza, Gaza not Pregnant."
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| Artist | Song Title | Played When | | •Carmina Burana | O Fortuna | |
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Francine: What's going on?
Stan: Steve fell off a ladder. He's dead inside. We're gonna go save America.
Klaus: Francine, you seem oddly unfazed.
Francine: No, no, I'm shocked and confused. It's just that I paralyzed my face to make me look prettier.
Klaus: Oh, why didn't you say you were having work done? I would have gladly gone halfsies on the super boob.
| Roger & Klaus: Francine!
Roger: Good to see you, Mrs. S. You just missed happy hour, but we may still have some crab cakes. Miguel, tenemos crab cakes?!
Francine: I don't want any crab cakes.
Roger: Good, because there's no Miguel or crab cakes.
| (Another Avalanche covers them in snow)Moose #1: Why do we keep grazing here?
Moose #2: I don't know. I do not know.
| Stan: Okay, now that the square is gone, we can really rap. So, what do you need to know?
Steve: Um, everything, I guess. I talk a big game, but I actually know very little about sex.
Stan: Well, you don't have to worry about it because you're not having it.
Steve: Oh, but I guess I just thought I should know...
Stan: You don't need to know! That's the beautiful mystery of sex.
Steve: Well, I guess not, but I...
Stan: See, if I tell you about it, it won't be a mystery. It'll just be a fact, an ugly, moist fact, squatting on your brain like an octopus. And you don't want an octopus squatting on your brain, do you, son?
Steve: No.
Stan: And that's where babies come from.
| TV Announcer: Watch Paris and Nicole debase themselves as they desperately cling to their last shred of stardom.
| Steve: So, you're saying I should never ever have sex before marriage?
Stan: That's right, or angels will kill you.
| Paris & Nicole: (On TV) We're gonna show you boys a new meaning of the words "hard time."
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The Simple Life - Life Without Parole
This is a take-off of FOX's show "The Simple Life" (which was just cancelled this year, and then picked up by another network.)
| Roger: Oh, what fresh hell is this?
A famous quote often used by writer Dorothy Parker when she would answer the phone.
| Klaus & Roger: Francine!
When Francine enters the bar, Roger and Claus yell "Francine". Well the whole bar parody is actually a spoof of the hit show "Cheers". In which when the popular regular "Norm" would enter the bar everyone would yell "Norm!".
| A Smith In The Hand
The episode title is a spoof of the phrase "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."
| Roger's Place
The whole Bar Parody is a spoof of the famous show "Cheers".
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