"Langley Falls Retirement Villas -- A Wonderful Place to be Forgotten" is what the sign on the retirement home said.

Grandpa Smith lived from 1926 - 2005 according to his omage, which would make him 79 years old.

In the picture of Jack Smith that the FBI agents show; he is holding up a card that has the letters and numbers "1AJN11" on it. Those letters and numbers are also this episodes Production Number.

Stan: Uh, Deputy Director Bullock.
Bullock: Gentlemen, we have a crucial mission. We found an Al-Qaeda cell camped out in the remote desert of Algeria.
Stan: Are they planning an attack?
Bullock: No, they're just on a camping trip.
Stan: Those s'mores-making bastards!

Jack: Son, breaking into a vault is like making love to a woman.
Stan: Right, so we should pound on it for, like, two minutes?
Jack: No, you've got to gently work the dials until she surrenders. And it opens.

Francine: Yeah. About your amazing dad. I still can't believe you kept this from me.
Stan: But... he said not to tell.
Francine: But I'm your wife.
Stan: And he's my dad. That's nature's wife! Don't you get it, Francine? The whole reason I joined the CIA was to be like him.
Francine: What kind of man abandons his family for 20 years?
Stan: Only the manliest man in the world. Honestly, you should be having sex with him right now. He'd do you right. You want me to go get him? I don't think he's asleep.

Hayley: So, you're a despicable CIA fascist like my father.
Jack: No, doll face, I work for the Scarlet Alliance. It's more secret, more deadly, and everyone wears a turtleneck.
Klaus: Sounds like a disco I used to frequent in Berlin. I did lines with Falco in the men's room. Greedy, greedy Falco.

Francine: I can't believe you lied to me all these years.
Stan: And the best part is, I'm still lying to you about a bunch of other stuff.

Steve: Come on, guys, guess who I am!
Hayley: Oh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I don't care.
Steve: It's Gavin from my algebra class. He's always doing this.
Klaus: Well, you tell Gavin to pay attention. The students in China pay attention, and they outnumber us four to one. The Red Dragon awakens.

Stan: Francine, I don't want to be a pencil pusher. I'm a killing machine.
Francine: Oh, sweetie, I know. Why don't you just talk to your boss and tell him how you feel?
Stan: That's perfect! I'll plant a bomb in his office and then diffuse it, so I can prove I've still got it.

Stan: Francine, I don't want to be a pencil pusher. I'm a killing machine.
Francine: Oh, sweetie, I know. Why don't you just talk to your boss and tell him how you feel?
Stan: That's perfect! I'll plant a bomb in his office and then diffuse it, so I can prove I've still got it.

Stan: Oh, dad, these eggs are the best. Francine, taste these eggs. It's like dad plucked them from the ovaries of an angel.

Bullock: Good God, there's a bomb in my office!
Stan: Oh, my God, it's a giant bomb! How fudge-making!
CIA Agent #1: There's a bomb?
CIA Agent #2: What's going on?
CIA Agent #3: Someone brought fudge?

Roger: Jack is so wonderful. How many push-ups do you think he can do? 'Cause I think he can do a hundred.
Hayley: Roger, do you have a boy crush on my grandfather?
Roger: No, of course not! Why? Did he say something about me?

Jack: Stan, it's time I told you the truth. I didn't come to town just to see my grandchildren. The fact is, I'm retiring.
Stan: Dad, no! You can't! So many people will be left unkilled.

Jack: Sorry, Stan. I can't go to jail. You know what they'd do to my eye socket in there?

Stan: Dad's taking me on a mission! But first we're going to get some cheeseburgers and milkshakes! Are you jealous? Yeah, you're totally jealous!

Roger: Well, if the Jack-anater says you're a spy, then you're a spy.

When Stan chases Jack out of the Home Depot, Stan seems shocked that Jack is smoking. But Stan saw Jack smoking earlier at the funeral, and didn't seem suprised.

Francine: Hello. Are you from a religion? Because we're happy with the God we have now.

This is the way "Jehovah's Witnesses" preach to people at their doors.

Home Depot

The store Stan picks up his fake father at in the flashback is a real store, Home Depot.

Jack/Nick Fury

Stan's father Jack was designed after Nick Fury, director of S.H.I.E.L.D. (A marvel comicbook character)

Stan: Say whaaaaaaaaaat?

A reference to the show, Clone High, USA. Ghandi's character would often use this catchphrase.

Con Heir

A spoof of the movie Con Air