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American Dad! :: Con Heir (01x11)
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| Title: | Con Heir |
| Episode #: | 01x11 |
| Production Number: | 1AJN11 |
| Original Airdate: | Sunday October 02nd, 2005 |
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After his father's death, Stan reveals to his family that he was not his father at all; his real father is a master spy...or is he? Francine is willing to find out. Meanwhile, Steve goes out with his pseudo-grandfather's elderly friend.
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"Langley Falls Retirement Villas -- A Wonderful Place to be Forgotten" is what the sign on the retirement home said.
| Grandpa Smith lived from 1926 - 2005 according to his omage, which would make him 79 years old.
| Langley Falls Post front page headline: "Scientist Discovers Wife Cheating."
| In the picture of Jack Smith that the FBI agents show; he is holding up a card that has the letters and numbers "1AJN11" on it. Those letters and numbers are also this episodes Production Number.
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Stan: Uh, Deputy Director Bullock.
Bullock: Gentlemen, we have a crucial mission. We found an Al-Qaeda cell camped out in the remote desert of Algeria.
Stan: Are they planning an attack?
Bullock: No, they're just on a camping trip.
Stan: Those s'mores-making bastards!
| Jack: Son, breaking into a vault is like making love to a woman.
Stan: Right, so we should pound on it for, like, two minutes?
Jack: No, you've got to gently work the dials until she surrenders. And it opens.
| Francine: Yeah. About your amazing dad. I still can't believe you kept this from me.
Stan: But... he said not to tell.
Francine: But I'm your wife.
Stan: And he's my dad. That's nature's wife! Don't you get it, Francine? The whole reason I joined the CIA was to be like him.
Francine: What kind of man abandons his family for 20 years?
Stan: Only the manliest man in the world. Honestly, you should be having sex with him right now. He'd do you right. You want me to go get him? I don't think he's asleep.
| Hayley: So, you're a despicable CIA fascist like my father.
Jack: No, doll face, I work for the Scarlet Alliance. It's more secret, more deadly, and everyone wears a turtleneck.
Klaus: Sounds like a disco I used to frequent in Berlin. I did lines with Falco in the men's room. Greedy, greedy Falco.
| Francine: I can't believe you lied to me all these years.
Stan: And the best part is, I'm still lying to you about a bunch of other stuff.
| Steve: Come on, guys, guess who I am!
Hayley: Oh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I don't care.
Steve: It's Gavin from my algebra class. He's always doing this.
Klaus: Well, you tell Gavin to pay attention. The students in China pay attention, and they outnumber us four to one. The Red Dragon awakens.
| Stan: Francine, I don't want to be a pencil pusher. I'm a killing machine.
Francine: Oh, sweetie, I know. Why don't you just talk to your boss and tell him how you feel?
Stan: That's perfect! I'll plant a bomb in his office and then diffuse it, so I can prove I've still got it.
| Stan: Francine, I don't want to be a pencil pusher. I'm a killing machine.
Francine: Oh, sweetie, I know. Why don't you just talk to your boss and tell him how you feel?
Stan: That's perfect! I'll plant a bomb in his office and then diffuse it, so I can prove I've still got it.
| Stan: Oh, dad, these eggs are the best. Francine, taste these eggs. It's like dad plucked them from the ovaries of an angel.
| Bullock: Good God, there's a bomb in my office!
Stan: Oh, my God, it's a giant bomb! How fudge-making!
CIA Agent #1: There's a bomb?
CIA Agent #2: What's going on?
CIA Agent #3: Someone brought fudge?
| Roger: Jack is so wonderful. How many push-ups do you think he can do? 'Cause I think he can do a hundred.
Hayley: Roger, do you have a boy crush on my grandfather?
Roger: No, of course not! Why? Did he say something about me?
| Jack: Stan, it's time I told you the truth. I didn't come to town just to see my grandchildren. The fact is, I'm retiring.
Stan: Dad, no! You can't! So many people will be left unkilled.
| Jack: Sorry, Stan. I can't go to jail. You know what they'd do to my eye socket in there?
| Stan: Dad's taking me on a mission! But first we're going to get some cheeseburgers and milkshakes! Are you jealous? Yeah, you're totally jealous!
| Roger: Well, if the Jack-anater says you're a spy, then you're a spy.
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When Stan chases Jack out of the Home Depot, Stan seems shocked that Jack is smoking. But Stan saw Jack smoking earlier at the funeral, and didn't seem suprised.
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Francine: Hello. Are you from a religion? Because we're happy with the God we have now.
This is the way "Jehovah's Witnesses" preach to people at their doors.
| Home Depot
The store Stan picks up his fake father at in the flashback is a real store, Home Depot.
| Jack/Nick Fury
Stan's father Jack was designed after Nick Fury, director of S.H.I.E.L.D. (A marvel comicbook character)
| Stan: Say whaaaaaaaaaat?
A reference to the show, Clone High, USA. Ghandi's character would often use this catchphrase.
| Con Heir
A spoof of the movie Con Air
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