Episode Quotes
Stan: (Walks in the Sci-Fi Convention) Good God! Who's manning the internet?!
Hayley: Roger, have you lost your mind? You know you can't let Steve's friends see you.
Roger: Oh, Hayley, they won't notice I'm not Francine. They're 13. They'll never take their eyes off my sweater meat.
Hayley: Look, don't go down there. I promise I'll help you find a safe way to socialize with humans.
Roger: That'd be great, Hayley. I feel so cooped up in this place. It's like a prison, except without the thrill of a daily cavity search. Did I say thrill? I meant fear.
Snot: I've never been to a baseball game before!
Stan: Yeah, well, wait 'til you hear who pulled some strings to get us into the Yankee locker room.
Barry: You?
Stan: I said wait, pork chop! Whoa, whoa, ha. Where'd that come from? Uh, yes, Steve's friend, it was me.
Roger: Well, going to the beach as a Saudi exchange student was an awful idea.
Hayley: Well, I'm sorry no one talked to you, but we can't risk anyone seeing you.
Roger: Hayley, I'm a social creature. I need to mingle. You know, back home, I was a greeter at Falaxido. It's kind of like Wal-Mart, except when people work there for 18 years, they aren't proud of it.
Francine: Stan, stop grinding your teeth. It's not your fault that nut-job is still out there.
Stan: Forget national security! We have a real crisis! Our son is a geek!
Francine: So our son is a geek, who cares?
Stan: You knew? What else have you been hiding? Maybe the fact that he's not even my son. Please, please, tell me you slept with another man. Tell me it was in our bed and he was wearing my tie as a headband. And-and you grabbed the tie to gain leverage, and then apologized, embarrassed. But he said, "No, baby, you grab what you need to grab to keep doing what you're doing." Tell me! If you ever loved me, you'll tell me that's what happened!
Jackson: Hey, Stan. How come I've never seen this son of yours before?
Stan: Darnelle's been to the office a hundred times! Or are black people invisible to you, you racist bastard!
Stan: Look, Steve, if you could translate his notes, then I could capture this madman and be one of the cool agents again. Please, son, I really need your help.
Steve: Fine. I'll help you.
Barry: Look, Mr. Smith, your stress zits are going away. Yay!
Stan: Oh, God, I want to hit you!
Stan: Yeah, I like how you shortened it to Sci-Fi Convention so it's shorter to say. But next time, why don't you just say Sci-Fi Con? Or SF Con?
Cultural References
The title of this episode, All About Steve is a take off of the title of the 1950 Bette Davis movie, All About Eve
Visual:
Star Wars Kid
The Star Wars Kid is a
real internet video involving a video of a high school student from Trois-Rivières, Quebec, Canada, wielding a golf ball retriever in imitation of Darth Maul's lightsaber moves from the Star Wars films


Dan Vebber is dressed as
Frodo Baggins from the Lord of the Rings trilogy of books and movies.

As Dan Vebber runs from Stan he runs past the arm from the
Terminator movies as well as an
AtAt from the Star Wars movies,
Empire Strikes Back &
Return of the Jedi.

While Roger is walking around the convention he shows of the
Vulcan hand gesture and says
Nanu Nanu which was the catch phrase said by
Mork from the sit-com
Mork and Mindy (1978-1982)

A poster of the
USS Enterprise from
Star Trek (1966-1969) is seen in the background of the basement.

American baseball player
Derek Jeter (1974-) is seen in this episode apparently having worked for the CIA for a purpose he can't quite remember.

Steve, Toshi, Barry & Snot are dressed as the members of the original crew of
Star Trek (1966-1969).

After realizing Steve is a geek, Stan runs through the streets to the tune of
Mondo '77 by
Looper.
This same song and same scene can be seen in the 2001 Tom Cruise drama,
Vanilla Sky

In Steve's closet, Stan discovers models of the
USS Enterprise, a
Star Trek shuttle craft, an
X-Wing fighter from Star Wars A New Hope,
Gillman from
The Creature from the Black Lagoon, also from Star Wars
R2D2 and a lightsaber.
The poster titled HUGE is an allusion to the character of
Hulk

The 2 people that walk past the camera are dressed as the characters
Thundarr the Barbarian &
Princess Ariel the Sorceress from the same named Saturday morning cartoon
Thundarr the Barbarian (1980-1983).


Stan believes 2 people in costume are real FBI agents.
These characters were named
Agent Mulder &
Agent Scully, these were characters from the long running sci-fi show,
The X-Files (1993-2002)
