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American Dad!
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| Title: | Helping Handis |
| Episode Number: | 21 |
| Season: | 1 |
| Season Episode #.: | 21 |
| Production Number: | 2AJN02 |
| Original Airdate: | Sunday April 30th, 2006 |
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In a desperate attempt to make Steve popular at school, Stan gives him steroids to make him more muscular, and popular. However, the steroids have an unexpected side effect, and Steve gets the attention he wanted, but not for the reason Stan expected. Meanwhile, Hayley makes a video about Francine's life as a housewife for school, but it ends up insulting Francine, and she becomes determined to start a new career as a doctor.
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| Langley Falls Post front page headline: "King Kong Told Not to Use Aids Quilt for Warmth."
| We find out the name of the college Hayley attends is "Groff Community College".
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| | Artist | Song Title | Played When | | •Deff Leppard | Pour Some Sugar On Me | |
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| Francine: How humiliating. Hayley made me look like a total idiot.
Stan: Honey, you're not a total idiot. I mean, you got the point of the film, right?
| Francine: Her film made me look like a boring housewife who's only good at cleaning.
Roger: Oh, that is an outrage!
Francine: Thank you, Roger.
Roger: You're a terrible cleaner. Look at this place. It's filthy!
| Stan: Son, I know a better way we can make you a better athlete and get you in with the cool kids.
Steve: Really? How?
Stan: Well, we could embark on a strict three-year training program where we'd spend lots of time together, bonding as father and son.
Steve: Oh, I'd like that.
Stan: Yeah, me neither. That's why you should take these steroids.
| Francine: Well, today, I became a surgeon. My diploma.
Hayley: This is printed on the back of a Chinese take-out menu. You've clearly been scammed, Mom.
Francine: Doctor! I didn't go to school for 12 hours to be called "Mom!"
| Steve: Damn your experimental steroids!
Stan: It's okay, Son. You're experiencing a perfectly natural side effect called 'roid rage.
Steve: Oh, I'm experiencing a side effect all right. I have boobs!
Stan: Oh, my God!
Klaus: I know. Talk about a butter-face.
| Stan: Let's not panic. The CIA scientist gets back from vacation in a few days. So until I get the antidote, we just have to keep your magnificent ta-tas under wraps.
Steve: What am I supposed to do now?
Stan: Strap 'em down with these Ace bandages. It's what Hilary Swank used to hide her breasts in Boys Don't Cry. You know, that movie where she got what she deserved?
(Steve gasps)
Stan: An Oscar! And brutally sodomized.
Steve: Dad!
Stan: In a review by Derek Simms of the Detroit Free Press!
| Johnny Four-Legs: That was amazing, Dr. Smith. Let me introduce everyone. You know Blind Jimmy. I'm Johnny Four-Legs. These are the twins -- Large Monty.
Large Monty: Hey, how you doing?
Johnny Four-Legs: And Little Tex.
Little Tex: Howdy.
Johnny Four-Legs: And that's Deaf Teddy. We call him Wheels. But it don't really matter what we call him, 'cause he's deaf. Ain't that right, Melissa?
Deaf Teddy: Nice to meet you.
| Stan: Oh, my God!
Roger: Oh, my God!
Stan: My son's a slut.
Roger: I just made that bed.
| Jock 1: Did you hear what Vince Chung just said?
Jock 2: Yeah, he's so popular, you forget he's Asian.
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Johnny Four-Leg: (talking about Deaf Teddy) We call him Wheels.
In the 2000 movie X-Men, Wolverine insults the disabled Prof. Xavier by calling him "Wheels".
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