Barry: Hey, Steve. Somebody left this on your front porch. (shows Steve the doormat)
Stan: Great, it's the fat one.
Steve: That's a doormat, Barry.
Barry: Who's Matt Barry?
Stan: God, I hate you so much!
Steve: Mom, can Barry stay for dinner?
Francine: If it's okay with his parents.
Barry: Oh, they won't care. They never care.
Stan: Good people. My kind of people.
(Barry's watch beeps)
Barry: Oh, time to take my vitamin. May I have a glass of water?
Stan: Fatty can use the garden hose!
Stan: Here we are, Steve, the most important building in the world. You excited?
Steve: For my eight billionth installment of "Look How Awesome My Dad Is"? How could I not be?
Stan: You couldn't. I was just making conversation.
Stan: Steve used to really look up to me, but now it's like he's not into me anymore.
Roger: Wow, that's really, really boring.
Stan: I'm serious, Roger. I'm opening up to you here. It's like my son's rejection is bringing up all kinds of feelings I don't understand.
Roger: Oh, okay. Uh... not sure what to say here.
Hayley: Well, I'm off to petition my college for an Eskimo studies program.
Roger: What?! They don't have one? I'm sorry, Stan, I'd love to help you, but the Eskimos, their plight, that's the real stuff here.
Hayley: You care about the Eskimos?
Roger: Yeah, yeah, I love their pies. Keep going. Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk.
Francine: Are you still moping about Steve? Come on. He's just going through a phase. It's like Steve is America and you're Arrested Development. It doesn't mean you're bad, it just means he's not interested in you.
Stan: Steve, do you still want to go to the Franklin Mint this weekend? The new Clara Peller commemorative plates are in. "Where's the beef?" (Laughs) Good question. Where was that beef? Nobody knew.
Steve: Oh, my God! The Franklin Mint?! Yeah, I'd rather die.
Steve: Oh, you two went to the Mint together?
Barry: Sure did.
Stan: Barry has a knack for it, too. He can spot the difference between a plate and a platter. You either know that or you don't. It's like sexing a chicken.
Barry: You hear that, Steve? Your dad knows my name. My name is Barry, and he knows that.
Stan: So, Barry, want to wind down by watching the best movie ever, Red Dawn?
Barry: I'm Barry!
Stan: Oh, you're off the hook, Steve. I know you never bought into the whole Nicaraguans-Russians-and-Cubans-invading-Colorado thing. Besides, I've got Barry now. I don't need you per se.
Steve: You don't need me?
Stan: Per se, Steve. Geez, doesn't anyone appreciate Latin anymore?
Barry: Stan, can we stop by church on the way to breakfast? Before I take my first sip of O.J., I like to take a big gulp of Jesus.
Steve: Hey, that's my dad's Tara Reid collector's plate. You can't touch that. You know how much that'll be worth in a few months when she's dead?
Stan: Careful, Steve! He's as mad as he is fat.
The episode title “With Friends Like Steve's” of course is a take off of the phrase, “With friends like these, who needs enemies”
The walk-through full body X-ray machine is (possibly)
an homage to same device seen in the 1990 scifi movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger (1947-)
, “Total Recall”
Stan: “No, no, I'm an obsessive Oingo Boingo fan circa 1985”
Stan mentions the new wave band Oingo Boingo (1972-1995)
They may be best known for their title song from the 1985 movie “Weird Science”
Francine: “He's just going through a phase. It's like Steve is America and you're Arrested Development. It doesn't mean you're bad. It just means he's not interested in you.”
Francine mentions the fellow FOX show, “Arrested Development” (2003-2006)
This critically praised and award winning series was canceled after three seasons (56 episodes)
because it just couldn't find an audience.
Stan: “The new Clara Peller commemorative plates are in. 'Where's the beef?' Good question, where was that beef?”
Clara Peller (1902-1987)
achieved national attention & fame when at 81, she starred in commercials for the Wendy's
fast food chain.
The commercials would show three elderly ladies inspecting a non Wendy's hamburger that was all bun and a very small meat patty in which Clara would utter her catch phrase “Where's the beef?”
Stan: “So Barry, want to wind down by watching the best movie ever, Red Dawn”
is a 1984 movie featuring an all star cast, Patrick Swayze (1952-2009)
, C. Thomas Howell (1966-)
, Charlie Sheen (1965-)
& Lea Thompson (1961-)
In it the residents of a small town must fight to protect themselves when World War III starts and their town is invaded by Soviet, Cuban & Nicaraguan soldiers.
A remake of “Red Dawn”
was in the works for a 2010 release but due to production problems has been pushed back to 2012.
It is referenced again later in the episode when Barry and Stan emerge from trap doors in the ground shouting “WOLVERINES”
as is done in the movie.
Steve: “He...he was talking like Gary Oldman”
British actor Gary Oldman (1958-)
is mentioned in this episode.
Evil Barry is actually voiced by Scottish comedian Craig Ferguson (1962-)
who's the host of The Late Late Show (2005-Present)
Visual: “Frat Guy w/ the red Theta Sigma shirt”
According to the DVD commentary, this character is fashioned after the character “Ogre”
played by Donald Gibb (1955-)
from 1984's “Revenge of the Nerds”
& 1987's “Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise”
Steve: “Hey! That's my dad's Tara Reid collector's plate”
Actress Tara Reid (1975-)
makes an appearance in this episode, at least her photo does.
The title on the plate, “Lost in Taradise”
is an allusion to a show she had on E! called simply “Taradise” (2005)
where she would travel the globe and drink.
was actually the final season of the show “Wild On” (1997-2003)
. It was renamed when Tara became the “host”.
Drill Sergeant: “If any of you were thinking of breaking into a musical number, think again! I'm the only one who sings on this rig!
Food glorious food, Hot sausage and mustard,
While we're in the mood, Cold jelly and custard”
The lyrics the drill sergeant sings are from “Food, Glorious Food” written by Lionel Bart.
It is the opening song from the 1960s musical and 1968 movie “Oliver!”
The dialog between Barry and Steve when Barry is deciding which drink to take is very similar to a dialog in the 1987 fantasy movie “The Princess Bride” between the characters “Westley” & “Vizzini”