Langley Falls Post Newspaper Headline
"El burro por los coffee" translates to "the donkey for the coffee."
Stan's outfit is inspired from Steven Seagal's character from 1996's The Glimmer Man
If you didn't notice, the four girls the guys are trying to impress throughout the episode are the female equivalents of (l to r), Barry, Snot, Steve & Toshi.
Achmed: It's no use, CIA man. I will never talk. Never!
Stan: Shh! (In his head) Every man has a weakness. What is his? His teeth are yellow, so he's a smoker. The handcuffs around his wrists mean he's in some sort of trouble. The haunted look in his eyes suggests that he doesn't know what Eric McCormack's going to do after Will & Grace either. He's got a wedding ring, but his shirt doesn't match his pants, which means his wife has stopped caring. Gotcha! (To Achmed) Oh, man, another spot on my tie! It's like my wife doesn't even care anymore. I'm sorry. You shouldn't have to listen to my complaints. It's not like you could relate.
Achmed: Actually, you might be surprised. My wife and I haven't been getting along for quite some time now. It's like she's no longer the woman I traded goats for, you know?
Roger: Ah, Steve. Your first grope-fest. You won't truly appreciate the awkwardness of this moment until you're fondly reminiscing as a 35-year-old homosexual.
Steve: Look! It's Jenny Bowen. She's got the body of Lara Croft, the pouty good looks of Resident Evil's Jill Valentine, and the frank eroticism of Rosie O'Donnell.
Snot: God, I'd love to bend Rosie O'Donnell over a buffett table and just let her eat all she wants.
Steve: Yes, Rosie O'Donnell is every teenage boy's Mrs. Right.
Stan: So, what do you think of your new car? Do you love it?
Francine: I told you I wanted the Femwagon. This is the Phallus.
Stan: No, it's the Phallus ES. Felix said it was the last one on the lot. I had to act fast or this other guy was totally going to buy it. (Pauses) Son of a bitch! He mind-raped me! Don't worry, honey. No car salesman is going to get the better of me. (Drives off in the Phallus ES; returns in Francine's original car) Is she a beauty or what?
Francine: Stan, that's my old car.
Stan: Correction: it's your new pre-owned car, and I got it for a sweet ten grand.
Francine: We sold it to him for seven.
Stan: Yeah, but he let me keep the Phallus for no extra charge.
Francine: Because you already paid for it!
Stan: Francine, there's a lot of math - man math - involved in a car purchased that... (Pauses) Damn it!
Francine: Hey, you know how we were talking about getting a new car? Well, I know exactly what I want: The Femwagon. It's a little pricey.
Stan: Hey, you've got one of the CIA's top negotiators on your side. You know, I negotiated my way through negotiator training. I should have failed the hell out of that class. That's how good I am.
The terrorist Stan is interrogating has yellow teeth, but has white teeth seconds later.
Roger's attic window is missing in some scenes in this episode.
In 3 shots, the windows normally under Roger's attic window are on the wrong side of the chimney.
Also, the panes of the wrongly placed windows and the window on the back of the house change.
Failure is Not a Factory-Installed Option
The episode title is a play on the term "Failure is Not an Option."
Pan Flute Tone
Whenever Stan appears in the scene in his new clothes, we hear a pan flute tone. This sound comes from the movie Kill Bill.
Bullock Playing the Banjo
The scene where Bullock plays the banjo after Stan leaves; he is playing the song "When I'm Cleaning Windows" by George Formby.
The Breakfast Club
The movie that the kids watch, and Roger recites line for line, was taken directly from the movie The Breakfast Club. Even the animation was crafted to look like the real scene from the Breakfast Club, and the voice playing was the real voice from the movie.
Roger: Hey, Algernon, what's wrong with you? Can't you get an idea without saying it out loud?
Roger calling Steve Algernon is a reference to the 1966 novel Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes. In the book, Algernon is a mouse who was surgically enhanced to become more intelligent. The first human test subject, Charlie, who is a mentally disabled janitor, also becomes highly intelligent, but slowly loses his intelligence due to a flaw with the surgical procedure.