Stan & Jim get kidnapped on a mission and Francine fears he may be gone for good. Once Stan returns he lets it slip that he has a back up wife if anything were to happen to Francine. Furious Francine picks Jim to be her back up husband and things get out of hand when Jim wants Francine for himself.

Meanwhile, Steve and Roger reprise their roles as "Wheels and the Legman" and attempt to find Hayley's ipod.