1 :01x01 - Pilot

Stan rigs the school election so Steve can become school president so he can impress the most popular girl in school, Lisa Silver.

Meanwhile, after Francine cuts off Roger's supply of junk food, he agrees to write Hayley's term papers if he continues to supply his fix.

2 :01x02 - Threat Levels

After a deadly virus scare, Francine realizes she hasn't much purpose in her life but after meeting Barb Hansen, wants to become a real estate agent.
Stan however becomes threatened once Francine starts to make more money than he does.

Meanwhile, Steve strives to become the next video mogul by creating Girls Gone Wild type videos and Hayley opens a homeless shelter.

3 :01x03 - Stan Knows Best

Hayley finally moves out to be with Jeff without realizing Jeff lives in his van so she is forced to become a stripper to make ends meet.

Meanwhile, Steve convinces Roger to pretend to be his sister the burn victim to gain the attention of a girl.

4 :01x04 - Francine's Flashback

After forgetting his anniversary, Stan arranges to have the last 20 hours of Francine's memory erased, but accidentally erases the last 20 years, making Francine think she's a wild and carefree teenager from 1985.

Meanwhile, Steve asks out Lindsay Coolidge who agrees only if Steve finds someone to date her ugly-as-sin friend.

5 :01x05 - Roger Codger

When Roger slips into a coma after being told off by Stan, the Smiths think he's dead and dispose of his body. While the family copes with their "loss," Roger awakens in a landfill and journeys home, finding himself being pursued by the CIA.

Meanwhile, Francine has a crisis of faith after Father Donovan says he won't go to heaven.

6 :01x06 - Homeland Insecurity

When Stan learns his new neighbors are Iranian, he immediately suspects that they are terrorists.

Meanwhile, Roger tries to discover any hidden alien powers he may have while Steve is left at the mercy of the Scout Rangers.

7 :01x07 - Deacon Stan, Jesus Man

After the deacon of the church suddenly dies, Stan and his rival Chuck White are both up for the job.
However, Stan's appointment is in danger when they discover Roger used his alien reproductive juices to make the potato salad they fed to the congregation. Not to mention, Steve winds up expecting Roger's 'baby'.

8 :01x08 - Bullocks to Stan

After an argument between Bullock & Hayley, Stan demands she apologize but she refuses.
Later when Stan goes to Bullocks house he discovers Hayley there, to his horror, he realizes they have spent the night together but he is reluctant to say anything since he is up for a promotion.

Meanwhile, Steve makes prank calls after finding Dick Cheney's blackberry.

9 :01x09 - A Smith in the Hand

When the school wants Steve to take a sex-ed class, Stan decides to teach Steve himself about the birds and the bees and the evils of masturbation. However, after a accident involving his crotch, Stan becomes addicted to applying ointment.

Meanwhile, after Hayley chastises him for being lazy, Roger opens a bar in the attic.

10 :01x10 - All About Steve

Stan is ashamed of Steve's geekiness but realizes he needs his help to catch a cyber-terrorist.

Meanwhile, Roger tries to find a suitable job that will allow him to interact with humans.

11 :01x11 - Con Heir

After the death of Grandpa Smith and the sudden appearance of Jack Smith, Stan is forced to reveal the truth of who his father really is, a spy.

Meanwhile, Steve & Snot compete for the affections of his fake grandfather's elderly friend.

12 :01x12 - Stan of Arabia (1)

In part one, Stan stands in for Jay Leno at a benefit for Deputy Director Bullock, however after insulting him, Stan and his family are sent to Saudi Arabia.

Things don't go as planned until Stan learns how things are run in Saudi Arabia.

13 :01x13 - Stan of Arabia (2)

In the conclusion, after renouncing their American citizenship, the Smiths are arrested for various offenses and sentenced to stoning.

Meanwhile, Roger regales a Saudi prince with tales of Beverly Hills 90210 & Melrose Place.

14 :01x14 - Stannie Get Your Gun

After a meeting of the The National Gun Association at their house, Hayley accidentally shoots Stan, paralyzing him.

Meanwhile, after Steve eats Roger's cookie, he makes Steve think he's adopted.

15 :01x15 - Star Trek

Steve's story about a drunken Roger becomes a bestselling children's book, but the fame goes to his head after Stan and Francine exploit him and Steve's new agent convinces him to divorce his parents.

Meanwhile, Francine wants Beauregard LaFontaine to do her hair.

16 :01x16 - Not Particularly Desperate Housewives

Looking for an escape from her weekly routine, Francine joins the Ladybugs. All she has to do is pretend to be cheating on Stan.

Meanwhile, Stan & Roger compete for the affections of a lap dog named Fussy.

17 :01x17 - Rough Trade

Roger believes Stan's life is a breeze so they agree to switch responsibilities.

18 :01x18 - Finances With Wolves

Francine wants Stan to invest in her Muffin Kiosk at the mall.

Meanwhile, Klaus becomes human, Roger adopts a pet & Steve believes he's a werewolf.

19 :01x19 - It's Good to be Queen

Stan looks forward to Francine's reunion because she was the homecoming queen. However, when it's discovered Francine didn't actually win, Stan dumps her to spend the reunion with the true queen.

Meanwhile, a pizza delivery man teaches Steve and Roger about love and forgiveness.

20 :01x20 - Roger 'n Me

After a bachelor party in Atlantic City, a drunk Stan & Roger share an intimate moment that they think will bond them but Stan just wants to forget the whole thing.

Meanwhile, Steve and Hayley team up to break up a couple.

21 :01x21 - Helping Handis

Hayley's film project portrays Francine has a pathetic housewife so she becomes a surgeon, or so she believes.
However, she is spotted at the hospital by the Handicapped Mafia who hire her as their doctor.

Meanwhile, Stan gives Steve experimental drugs from the CIA labs which cause him to sprout boobs which makes him popular with the guys.

22 :01x22 - With Friends Like Steve's

Stan is disappointed when Steve is no longer interested in Stan's job but is thrilled when Steve's friend Barry takes a liking to him.
However, Stan convinces Barry not to take his 'vitamins' which turns Barry into a cold calculating madman.

Meanwhile, Roger joins a fraternity at Hayley's college.

23 :01x23 - Tears of a Clooney

Francine decided the one thing she wants for her birthday is to kill George Clooney.

Meanwhile, Roger uses child labor to work on his vineyard in the backyard and Hayley succumbs to an illness.

24 :02x01 - Camp Refoogee

Wanting a camp experience similar to his, Stan sends Steve to the only camp he can find. The problem is it's a refugee camp in Africa.

Meanwhile, Roger and Francine pose as a married couple, but things go wrong when they can't decide on a back story.

25 :02x02 - The American Dad After School Special

When Stan reacts negatively to Steve's new girlfriend Debbie, he eventually develops an eating disorder.

Meanwhile, during their breakup, Roger sets his eyes on Debbie.

26 :02x03 - Failure is Not a Factory-installed Option

Stan looses his confidence after a car salesman bests him several times.

Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve & his friends get to second base by creating a drive in theater.

27 :02x04 - Lincoln Lover

After Stan gets passed up to speak at the Republican National Convention he jumps at the chance when The Log Cabin Republicans ask him to speak at their convention after they see his intimate portrayal of Lincoln in his one man play.

28 :02x05 - Dungeons and Wagons

After Francine wishes her marriage was a little more exciting, Stan takes up street racing.

Meanwhile, after the latest breakup with Hayley, Jeff becomes involved in Steve's on-line game.
When Klaus reveals how to kill Steve's character Hayley teams up with Jeff to revive him within the game.

29 :02x06 - Iced, Iced Babies

Steve starts to spend more time with Debbie, causing Francine to become jealous and longing for another baby but when Stan puts a kibosh on impregnating her she decides to go over his head and get his supply at the CIA sperm bank.

Meanwhile, Roger becomes the professor of Hayley's class at Groff Community College and inspires his students.

30 :02x07 - Of Ice and Men

Some time in the future, an elderly human Klaus recounts a story for his grandson, of Stan and his wintertime hobby which he kept secret from Francine for 20 years.

Meanwhile, Steve, Snot, Barry & Toshi receive a mail order Russian bride and must decide who will have the privilege of marrying her.

31 :02x08 - Irregarding Steve

With the help of Roger, Steve runs away to New York City where their intelligence can be appreciated.

Meanwhile, a family of squirrels reenact scenes from What's Eating Gilbert Grape

32 :02x09 - The Best Christmas Story Never Told

After being disillusioned with Christmas thanks to political correctness, the Ghost of Christmas past returns Stan to a simpler time, but Stan alters the past eliminating Christmas and America.

Meanwhile, Roger finds the disco cassette tape that falls from Stan's jacket and proceeds to 'invent' the disco era.

33 :02x10 - Bush Comes to Dinner

After winning a CIA essay contest George Bush comes to dinner at the Smiths house but thanks to Roger, falls off the wagon.

Meanwhile, Steve & Roger believe they've tracked down Osama bin Laden and he's somewhere in Langley Falls.

34 :02x11 - American Dream Factory

Stan realizes his dream of producing his line of holiday themed teddy bears but when the demands become to high, he must rely on illegal immigrants much to the disgust of Hayley.

Meanwhile, Steve gets kicked out of his own band after Roger becomes the drummer.

35 :02x12 - A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial

When Roger starts to feel unappreciated by Steve, he finds a 9 year old who's awe struck at the though of his very own alien, however, when Henry becomes abusive, Roger doesn't know how to get out of the relationship.

Meanwhile, Stan and Francine attempt to save their favorite soft drink, Mr. Pibb from being discontinued.

36 :02x13 - Black Mystery Month

Steve discovers a hidden conspiracy when he chooses George Washington Carver for his Black History Month essay.

Meanwhile, Roger challenges Hayley to a game of Jenga.

37 :02x14 - An Apocalypse to Remember

After looking like a fool in front of his family, instead of admitting his mistake, Stan allows his family to believe it's the end of the world and takes them to live in the woods.

38 :02x15 - Four Little Words

After several late nights at the CIA, Stan decided to set Bullock up on a blind date with one of Francine's friends.
The night doesn't go as planned, when she winds up dead, and instead of taking the chance of Francine saying the words he most hates "I told you so", Stan makes Francine believe she killed her friend.

Meanwhile, after being ridiculed for having no nose, Roger finds the perfect appendage in the guise of Kevin Bacon.

39 :02x16 - When a Stan Loves a Woman

Stan is mortified by how many sexual partners Francine had before him so in order to get his moral up, Francine decided to let Stan sleep with another woman.
Stan insists he can't cheat on Francine so she divorces him.
He meets another woman and to Francine's shock marries her.

Meanwhile, Steve becomes addicted to Hayley's energy drink Cougarboost.

40 :02x17 - I Can't Stan You

Stan uses CIA tech on the neighbors and finds out he is not as beloved as he believes so he throws a block party but his plans backfire.
Horrified that he's being criticized at every turn, he has the entire neighborhood evicted from their homes.

Meanwhile, Roger uses Steve as a tool to extort money from.

41 :02x18 - The Magnificent Steven

In an attempt to man up Steve, Stan takes him, along with Snot, Toshi & Barry on a cattle drive.

Meanwhile, Roger pits Hayley & Francine against each other to find out who's the prettiest girl in the house.

42 :02x19 - Joint Custody

In order to get Jeff out of his life, Stan & Roger return him to Florida to face criminal charges he has pending. However, after meeting Jeff's father, Stan begins to have second thoughts.

Meanwhile, Steve obtains a second sight after an electrical shock.

43 :03x01 - The Vacation Goo

Francine longs for a true family vacation after she discovers Stan has been implanting them with false memories of great vacations for years thanks to goo tanks from the CIA.

When Stan takes the family on a cruise Francine still doesn't believe it's real so she jumps overboard. After the Smiths along with cruise employee, Becky, rescue Francine they become marooned on seemingly deserted island.

44 :03x02 - Meter Made

After Stan punches a male meter maid during a disagreement over a parking ticket, a judge sentences him to two weeks of community service, as a meter maid. However Stan & Francine find the lifestyle too seductive.

Meanwhile, Hayley poses in the nude for an art class, where one of the artists turns out to be Roger and in turns creates a portrait of Hayley that Steve enjoys.

45 :03x03 - Dope and Faith

Stan finds the perfect guy to be friends with except for one small detail. Brett is an atheist, so Stan tries anything he can to get Brett to convert.

Meanwhile, to prank Steve, Roger makes him believe he has been accepted in Hogwarts Wizard's School which in reality is a crack house.

46 :03x04 - Big Trouble in Little Langley

After the lastest visit by Francine's adoptive parents, he decided he must find her real parents.

47 :03x05 - Haylias

Stan finally must deal with the fact that as a little girl, Hayley was brainwashed and trained as a secret CIA sleeper agent. He activates her to keep her from boarding a plane to France but unless he disables her within a couple of days, she will try (and most likely succeed) to kill him.

Meanwhile, after being inspired by 70s detective shows, Roger and Steve create detective personas, Wheels & the Legman.

48 :03x06 - 42-Year-Old Virgin

Stan reluctantly reveals he has never actually killed anyone since he started working at the CIA, so his poker friends, along with Roger, help him make his first kill.

49 :03x07 - Surro-Gate

Stan puts his foot down on Greg and Terry having a baby, but despite that unknown to Stan, Francine agrees to be Greg & Terry's surrogate.

Meanwhile, after Steve and Roger send Klaus and fishbowl down a water slide, Klaus vows revenge.

50 :03x08 - The Most Adequate Christmas Ever

With Stan's dissatisfaction of the family's Christmas decoration, he takes them out in the dead of winter to find a more adequate Christmas tree.

Leaving the family in the car Stan heads out alone only to be crushed by the perfect tree. Having a near death experience he spends time in limbo in court so they can decide if he should get a second chance at life.

With no luck in court, he kidnaps his lawyer and heads to God's house to confront the only person who can save himself & his family.

51 :03x09 - Frannie 911

Stan finally convinces Francine to stop enabling and protecting Roger when he acts like a brat.
Roger makes an attempt to change his ways, even if it kills him.

Meanwhile, Klaus and Hayley play a game of truth or dare while and Steve decides he wants to become a backup dancer.

52 :03x10 - Tearjerker

In this James Bond parody, Agent Stan Smith must determine why Hollywood's biggest stars are intentionally making horrible movies with the worst director around, Tchochkie Schmear (Klaus).

The search leads him to Tearjerker (Roger) and with the help of Sexpun T'Come (Francine), they will thwart his diabolical plans to bring the world to tears.

53 :03x11 - Oedipal Panties

After her latest break up, Stan's mother come to cry on his shoulder. Francine & Roger attempt to break Stan's unnatural connection he has with his mother while trying to determine why Stan's mother never makes it past the third date.

Meanwhile, after holding Klaus Steve comes down with a case of Ick.

54 :03x12 - Widowmaker

When Stan shares too much with Francine, she can't handle it, especially when the truth comes out about what happened to the husband of her friend Julie.

Meanwhile, Steve has a hard time recovering after Hayley kills the queen bee he used for his science project.

55 :03x13 - Red October Sky

Former KGB agent, Sergei Kruglov, moves in next door to The Smiths in an attempt to make peace with Stan. However, once Sergei volunteers to help Steve with his model rocket, his true motives are revealed.

Meanwhile, Roger & Klaus travel around Europe.

56 :03x14 - Office Spaceman

After Stan finds out Roger has been selling photos of himself to the local paper, the CIA doubles their efforts in tracking him down. They ultimately hire Roger himself when it was discovered he was the one who took the photos.

Meanwhile, Hayley & Steve help Francine come to terms with being left-handed.

57 :03x15 - Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold

After a near death experience, Stan once again decided to search for Ollie North's gold which he believes is buried near their house.

Meanwhile, after reading about a sexual harassment settlement in the paper Roger bets Klaus he get a higher amount so he goes to work only to discover no one wants to.

58 :03x16 - Spring Break-Up

Feeling unappreciated by Francine, Stan befriends a girl at the Spring Break Roger throws at the Smith home.

Meanwhile, Steve tries to lose his virginity to Carmen Selectra.

59 :04x01 - 1600 Candles

After Steve proclaims he has gotten his first pubic hair, Stan & Francine realize to their horror that they'll have to go through another round of puberty so they hatch a plan, thanks to the CIA lab, to rush Steve through it as fast as they can.

Meanwhile, Roger prepares for his birthday after everyone else forgets about it.

60 :04x02 - The One That Got Away

After his credit card is denied, Roger seeks revenge on whoever stole his identity.

Meanwhile, the Smith family becomes addicted to the game Simon.

61 :04x03 - One Little Word

Francine insists Stan stop being at Bullocks beck and call before they go on a romantic weekend.

Meanwhile, Roger starts acting out when he's not the center of attention any longer.

62 :04x04 - Choosy Wives Choose Smith

After finding out Francine was engaged before, he doubts he was the one she was meant to be with so he hatches a plan that will help her decide.

Meanwhile, Steve befriends an injured cat but the feeling is not mutual.

63 :04x05 - Escape from Pearl Bailey

When Steve's girlfriend Debbie loses the school's presidential race due to an Internet slam page, he vows to get those responsible.
However, after his revenge is hatched Steve finds out the truth and who his true friends are.

64 :04x06 - Pulling Double Booty

After Jeff and Hayley's latest break up, she starts to date Stan's body double.

Meanwhile Steve & Roger embark their 'Summer of Exotic Adventure' involving chicken counting and cock fighting.

65 :04x07 - Phantom of the Telethon

After Stan steals Roger's idea of the CIA using a telethon to raise money, just like Jerry Lewis did years ago, Roger becomes the Phantom and attempts to ruin the event.
However things go awry when a terrorist attempts to destroy the building and everyone in it.

66 :04x08 - Chimdale

After Steve is diagnosed with scoliosis and is forced to wear a back brace, Stan reveals he is actually bald.

Meanwhile, Roger takes Francine and Hayley to Chimdale Spa and get caught up in a mystery of missing nuts.

67 :04x09 - Stan Time

When Dick gives Stan pills that help him not sleep he uses the extra time to perfect the Beat Man video game while Francine becomes a marine biologist and tracks the Colossal Squid.

Meanwhile, Roger & Steve team up to write the perfect pron movie script.

68 :04x10 - Family Affair

The Smiths find out that Roger has been cheating on them with several other families.

Meanwhile, Klaus buys the family tickets to see The Fabulous Thunderbirds.

69 :04x11 - Live and Let Fry

When Langley Falls bans trans fats, Stan begins frequenting a store located outside of town and smuggles it in although when Turlington becomes suspicious, Stan enlists the help of Steve.

Meanwhile, Klaus needs Roger's help to gain access to an inheritance.

70 :04x12 - Roy Rogers McFreely

After Stan refuses to pick up Roger's grenadine at the grocery store, Roger gets revenge by becoming the head of the Homeowner’s Association.

71 :04x13 - Jack's Back

Steve's plans for a father/son bike race go awry when Stan reveals he can't ride a bike and blames his father for it.
Steve attempt to reunite Jack & Stan before Jack is sentenced for his crimes.

Meanwhile, Hayley becomes an intern for Roger at his attic bar for college credit.

72 :04x14 - Bar Mitzvah Shuffle

Steve's rival for Debbie's attention, Etan Cohen, is having his Bar Mitzvah to which Steve was not invited.
To get back at Etan for stealing his girl, he plans to rob his event.

73 :04x15 - Wife Insurance

Stan & Jim get kidnapped on a mission and Francine fears he may be gone for good. Once Stan returns he lets it slip that he has a back up wife if anything were to happen to Francine. Furious Francine picks Jim to be her back up husband and things get out of hand when Jim wants Francine for himself.

Meanwhile, Steve and Roger reprise their roles as "Wheels and the Legman" and attempt to find Hayley's ipod.

74 :04x16 - Delorean Story-An

Stan & Steve attempt to bond on a road trip to find a door for Stan's Delorean.

Meanwhile, Roger, Francine & Hayley attempt to have an unconventional adventure of their own.

75 :04x17 - Every Which Way But Lose

Steve tries to impress Stan by joining the football team but when Stan cuts him, to get even, Roger and Steve try to get Stan to cry by making him lose the game.

Meanwhile, Francine discovers Hayley is her main rival at the pie contest at the Langley County Fair.

76 :04x18 - Weiner of Our Discontent

Finally getting tired of Stan's taunts about how useless he is, Roger tells him that he holds the key to Earth's fate.

Meanwhile, Toshi challenges Steve to a hot dog eating contest.

77 :04x19 - Daddy Queerest

Terry's father, Tank Bates, comes to town and to everyone's surprise does not know Terry is gay.
Too afraid to tell him, Terry tells hid dad Francine is his girlfriend and Stan & Greg live across the street.

Meanwhile, Roger is selling alcohol to high school students which sends Steve on a drunken bender involving a very ugly girl.

78 :04x20 - Stan's Night Out

Feeling ostracized because he's always at home, Stan finally goes out with the guys from work only to discover that a night out isn't what he expected.

Meanwhile, Hayley & Roger compete to see which is the most attractive.

79 :05x01 - In Country...Club

Steve is chosen to sing the National Anthem but his voice does not meet up with Stan's approval. Stan believes the only way to sing the song is to experience war so Stan takes Steve to a Vietnam War reenactment.

Meanwhile, Roger is adamant he will watch a pay-per-view Barbara Streisand concert.

80 :05x02 - Moon Over Isla Island

After Stan blows Roger off once again, he realizes he needs his help again. Stan tricks Roger into believing they are going on a trip to a remote island while in actuality Roger is standing in for the island dictator.

Meanwhile, much to Steve's annoyance, Snot brags about accidentally touching Francine's boobs when she saved him from drowning.

81 :05x03 - Home Adrone

Steve is left alone while the rest of the family visits colleges for Hayley.
While the family is gone, Steve inadvertently crashes a military drone.

Meanwhile Stan gets kicked off the plane leaving Francine & Hayley to deal with a costumed & sober Roger.

82 :05x04 - Brains, Brains, and Automobiles

Fearing Francine will realize he is boring and leave him, Stan hatches a plan to keep Roger in the attic for a long time.

Meanwhile, Steve, Snot, Barry & Toshi attend camp but can't leave their geekiness behind until they realize what will regain their popularity. New Underwear.

83 :05x05 - Man in the Moonbounce

After Stan flips out over not having a childhood, he breaks the law and gets sentenced to jail so Steve must accept being the man of the family.

Meanwhile, Hayley tries to bring Klaus out of the doldrums by giving him a makeover.

84 :05x06 - Shallow Vows

After Stan reveals he only married Francine for her looks, she decides to let Stan see the “real” her for the ceremony.
After Stan bails on the ceremony, he realizes he still loves Francine but the only way he can be with her is to be blind.

Meanwhile, one of Roger's personas insists Hayley & Steve find the perfect gift for their parents.

85 :05x07 - My Morning Straitjacket

After attending a My Morning Jacket concert with Hayley, Stan becomes obsessed with their music & decides to become a groupie.

86 :05x08 - G-String Circus

In order to convince Hayley his advice is still worth accepting, he opens a dry cleaners with the help of strippers he met a club.
When things don't go as he planned, he is forced to become a dancer himself.

Meanwhile, Steve, Snot, Toshi & Barry spend a disappointing week at Space Camp.

87 :05x09 - Rapture's Delight

The Rapture occurs while Stan & Francine are in the the midst of an intimate moment in the church's janitor closet.

Stan refuses to accept the fact he was not raptured which causes Francine to leave him for Jesus.

88 :05x10 - Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth

Stan is determined to keep his gas guzzling SUV. In order to do this he must bet the family's life savings on Roger's race horse. When the horse becomes unable to race, Stan uses the CIA to swap brains with the filly in order to win the race.

Meanwhile, Steve, Snot, Toshi & Barry visit Al Tuttle.

89 :05x11 - A Jones for a Smith

After Francine is sentenced to a soup kitchen when Stan refuses to bail her out of jail when she's pulled over for drunk driving, he becomes addicted to crack thinking it is cold medicine.

Meanwhile, after receiving permission from her father, Steve is determined to sleep with the new girl in school.

90 :05x12 - May the Best Stan Win

After Stan's latest round of neglecting Francine, he attempts to make it up to her with Valentine's Day coupons, but before anything happens they are interrupted by a cyborg version of Stan from the future who has come back to prepare Stan for the upcoming robot Apocalypse.

Meanwhile, after mistaking a sex-doll for a simple mannequin, Steve, Snot, Barry & Toshi decide to remake the 80s movie Mannequin, but when Roger gets involved becomes more complicated.

91 :05x13 - Return of the Bling

After learning that Roger was part of the 1980 U.S. Hockey Team, he becomes Stan's new hero, but when learning Roger was on steroids he convinces Roger to return his gold medal.

Meanwhile, when Reggie returns from a trip, Hayley reluctantly agrees to hang out with him.

92 :05x14 - Cops & Roger

After Francine is mugged and Roger fails to do nothing, he decides to become a police officer. However, Roger soon takes matters into his own hands when justice doesn't come fast enough dealing with the mugger.

Meanwhile, Hayley and Reggie decide to get better acquainted through a double date.

93 :05x15 - Merlot Down Dirty Shame

After Stan bails, Roger goes with Francine to wine country which results in a drunken kiss between the two of them.

Meanwhile, Steve practices lucid dreaming much to the amusement of Haley and Klaus.

94 :05x16 - Bully for Steve

In order to teach Steve to stand up for himself and be more assertive, Stan becomes Steve's personal bully.

Meanwhile, Roger embarks on a career in crime scene photography & Hayley and Jeff reunite much the chagrin of Reggie.

95 :05x17 - An Incident at Owl Creek

When the Buckle and Shari move into the neighborhood, the Smiths attend their housewarming party.

After Stan has an 'accident' in the pool, he feels he cannot live with the embarrassment and decided to pack up the family and leave town.
When he realizes he can't escape his shame he hatches a plan involving the President of the U.S. Barack Obama.

96 :05x18 - Great Space Roaster

Even after Roger insists the family gives him a roast for his 1601st birthday, his feelings get hurt to the point he decided the Smiths must die.

97 :06x01 - 100 A.D. (1)

When Hayley & Jeff elope, Stan & Francine decide to give $10,000 to anyone who can stop the wedding.

98 :06x02 - Son of Stan (2)

In the conclusion of the season opener, Stan and Francine compete with each other on how to raise Steve by creating a clone of him.

Meanwhile, Roger attempts to track down Hayley & Jeff so he can steal the $10,000.

99 :06x03 - Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls

Buckle usurps Stan's title as the best Halloween attraction on the block. In an attempt to regain the title, Stan obtains 5 real serial killers but things go awry when Roger releases them.

Meanwhile, Steve wants a closer relationship with Toshi's sister.

100 :06x04 - Stan’s Food Restaurant

With Roger's assistance, Stan gets to live out his life long fantasy, opening his own restaurant.

Meanwhile, Steve thinks he has a sure thing with the new girl in school. She agrees to go all the way with him if he can provide a guy for her best friend who also happens to be a doll.

101 :06x05 - White Rice

After 20 years of supressed memories, Francine remembers she was once a stand up comedian. With Roger's help she decided to revive her career which lands her a sit-com on FOX.
This radical life change proves to be to much for Stan to handle.

Meanwhile, Klaus receives a fish partner.

102 :06x06 - There Will Be Bad Blood

Stan's half-brother, Rusty and his family visit the Smiths for Thanksgiving. Stan believes he is showing his brother the finer things of life but when the next year the Smiths go to Rusty's place, Stan quickly realizes he is in fact lesser off.
Stan decided he deserves the good fortune that has been bestowed upon Rusty and his family.

103 :06x07 - The People vs. Martin Sugar

Happily accepted for jury duty, Stan is surprised when Roger is the accused person in the trial.

Meanwhile, after Jeff & Hayley move in with the Smiths, Francine & Klaus must deal with Jeff's addiction.

104 :06x08 - For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls

After the gift of a gun from Stan, Steve shoots Santa Claus.
Upon learning it was the real Santa, the Smiths are on the run for their life.

Meanwhile, Roger is in search of a beverage that will get him drunk.

105 :06x09 - Fartbreak Hotel

After a disastrous meal, Roger poisons the house with his excessive gas.
The Smiths are forced to stay at a hotel where, upon the advice of the concierge, Francine decides to take on the persona of professional concrete saleswoman & Steve attempts to travel back in time to meet the model who posed for a portrait.

106 :06x10 - Stanny Boy and Frantastic

Stan & Francine befriend a young couple but quickly realize they are not as young as they used to be.

Meanwhile, Roger and Steve must get a refund for a defective product.

107 :06x11 - A Piñata Named Desire

After a failed mission, Roger gets Stan to admit he can't act. He convinces Stan to take his acting classes which work well until they are up for the same part.

Meanwhile, Steve, Snot, Barry & Toshi decided to have once final sleep over.

108 :06x12 - You Debt Your Life

Stan comes to Roger's aid when he's about to get hit by a car & after a fight with Roger, Stan admits the only reason Roger lives with them is due to the life debt Stan owes Roger.
However, when Hayley points out the life debt is now even, Roger moves out but after being miserable, he decided to once again, to save Stan's life by any means possible.

Meanwhile, Steve starts doing the school announcements but realizes the power is too great.

109 :06x13 - I Am the Walrus

When Steve finishes his dinner before Stan, he believes his time as alpha male are up. However, when Stan realizes he still has sex with Francine on his side.

Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff seek marriage advice from Principal Brian Lewis which turns out to be housework.

110 :06x14 - School Lies

In a blatant attempt to suck up to Senator Buckingham in order to get a promotion, Stan enrolls Steve in the same private school the Senator's daughter attends.
After Steve quits the school, Roger fills in & things are going well until Roger accidentally sells the senator’s daughter to a drug lord.

Meanwhile Steve is jumped into a Latina street gang.

111 :06x15 - License to Till

Steve, Barry & Toshi agrees to help Snot's Uncle Solomon bring his his cabbage crop at the same time Roger bets Klaus he can turn Steve into one of the “cool kids”.
He does so by teaching him how to drive. However, the only thing Steve is old enough to drive is Solomon's tractor.

Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take turns pranking each other.

112 :06x16 - Jenny Fromdabloc

Snot professes his love for one of Roger's personas, Jenny Fromdabloc.
Surprisingly, Roger grows fond of Snot but after a claim that Snot is no longer a virgin & realizing the truth, Steve decides to break them up.

Meanwhile Stan longs for the time when wives would meet their husbands at the door with dry martinis, but quickly realizes he can't hold his sauce.

113 :06x17 - Home Wrecker

After making a wager with Greg & Terry their marriage can remain strong during a home renovation, Stan & Francine go to war after they can't decide how to remodel the kitchen.

Meanwhile, Principal Brian Lewis convinces Barry to use his almost savant counting ability to cheat at cards.

114 :06x18 - Flirting with Disaster

Francine gets a job at the CIA but it interferes in Stan's ability to flirt at the office.

Meanwhile, Roger convinces Steve to build birdhouses for profit.

115 :06x19 - Gorillas in the Mist

Stan wants some quality time with Steve at the local zoo but things don't go as planned when the mama gorilla adopts Steve as one of her own.

Meanwhile, Roger attempts to become a country singer and bets Hayley he can do so by simply writing the most depressing song of all time and the only way to do that is to live the life, so he marries the biggest country girl at the bar.

116 :07x01 - Hot Water

When the stress of life finally gets to Stan, he is convinced by Principal Brian Lewis to purchase a hot tub.
However, things don't go as planned when the hot tub Stan chooses comes to life & decides it wants Stan all to itself.

117 :07x02 - Hurricane! (3)

In the third installment of FOX's hurricane trilogy, Stan convinces the family they can ride out the storm.
However, it is quickly learned that Stan cannot make good and rational decisions while facing a crisis.

118 :07x03 - A Ward Show

Roger convinces Stan & Francine to let his be guardian of Steve so they can skip a school function, however when Roger puts a stop to the too close relationship Steve has with Principal Brian Lewis, Steve runs away from home.

Meanwhile, Stan and Francine have a much needed vacation away from the kids at the world's largest water park, although reality doesn't quite meet their expectation.

119 :07x04 - The Worst Stan

When Stan realizes he may never achieve his dream of being a best man, he convinces Principal Brian Lewis to marry. However, things don't go as planned when Brian's first "wife" shows up at the wedding.

Meanwhile, Roger comes across a perfect pair of shorts and after a disappointing night with Ricky Martin begins to question his self confidence.

120 :07x05 - Virtual In-Stanity

After realizing that he has missed every milestone in Steve’s life, Stan uses CIA tech, a hot blond avatar, in order to become closer to him, even if it mean losing his virginity to him.

Meanwhile Roger gets revenge on 6 frat boys who skipped out on paying him for his limo driving services.

121 :07x06 - The Scarlett Getter

Francine becomes jealous after Stan happens to run into an old CIA crush. In her jealously she convinces Roger to woo her.

Meanwhile, after accidentally putting on Hayley's panties, Steve realizes his luck as changed.

122 :07x07 - Season's Beatings

After denied the role of Jesus by Father Donovan for being too fat, Roger is cast in the annual mall Christmas play.
An enraged Stan beats Roger up in full view of the town and news which causes him to be excommunicated.

Meanwhile Hayley & Jeff adopt a son & Stan finds out the only way back into the church is to kill the child.

123 :07x08 - The Unbrave One

Steve tries desperately to prove to his dad that he is brave.

Meanwhile, Francine thinks she may be pregnant.

124 :07x09 - Stanny Tendergrass

In order to teach Steve the value of earning something you really want, Stan gets him at the Havercamp Country Club.
Before Steve can work hard, Mr. Vanderhill (Roger in disguise) hires him to be his assistant.

Meanwhile, Klaus helps Francine come up with a catch phrase when she feels she won't be remembered.

125 :07x10 - Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa’s Key

During the latest case for Wheels and the Legman, Stan joins the firm, however things don't go as planned after Stan is kidnapped.

Meanwhile, Klaus insists to Francine and Hayley he can his photos submitted to CutePetPics.com

126 :07x11 - Old Stan in the Mountain

After Stan is hexed by an old man, he begins to age rapidly and the only way to beat it and return to normal is to climb Mount Kilimanjaro.

Meanwhile Roger and Francine train for a dance competition that may not be what it seems.

127 :07x12 - The Wrestler

Stan's high school wrestling record is threatened by Roger.

128 :07x13 - Dr. Klaustus

After Roger's alter-ego Dr. Penguin gets shipped off to Iraq, Klaus decides to try his fin at helping the family with their problems but quickly discovers his methods do not go as he planned.

129 :07x14 - Stan’s Best Friend

Once again, Stan refuses to allow Steve to have a dog but Francine goes behind his back and buys a puppy names Kisses.

After a horrible accident and thanks to a traumatic childhood incident, Stan refuses to let go of Kisses and instead ops for an experimental medical procedure.

130 :07x15 - Less Money, Mo’ Problems

After finally getting sick of Hayley & Jeff sponging off him and not contributing, Stan bets the young couple that he and Francine can live one month on only $1000.

Meanwhile, after being taunted by Klaus' boast of once driving a Ferrari, Steve and Roger vow they must do the same.

131 :07x16 - The Kidney Stays In The Picture

Hayley convinces Francine to get reacquainted with an old friend and after joining them in a night of heavy drinking, winds up in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant.

Upon hearing the news Stan is willing to donate one of his kidneys but Francine confesses that Hayley may not be his daughter due to a bachelorette party indiscretion.

In order to find the man who is the right kidney match, Stan and Francine travel back in time to discover who she slept with on that fateful night.

132 :07x17 - Ricky Spanish

Roger rediscovers one of personas, Ricky Spanish, and remembers why he's the most hated person in Langley Falls.

Meanwhile, the child Stan & Francine sponsored in Africa suddenly shows up on their doorstep.

133 :07x18 - Toy Whorey

After Stan is embarrassed by Steve's playtime he decides to take him to Mexico to finally become a man but things go very wrong when they are kidnapped by the local drug cartel.

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