Deep in the bayous, two gator hunters are picking up their victims. They pick one up, shoot it, and head to shore. As they land at their camp, they find a girl, Misty Day, standing in the middle of the camp. She says that murder is wrong and they're murdering innocent creatures to make shoes. The hunters figure that she's a witch and prepare to shoot her, and she brings the dead crocodiles hanging around the camp back to life. They kill the two hunters and Misty watches in satisfaction...Read the full recap
Misty Day: This is wrong. All wrong. Murder. All rot and black. This will not be forgiven.
Madison: Look, for the sake of peace among roomates, I'm sorry I killed your boy candy, okay?
Detective Sanchez: Are you in charge here?
Fiona: I'm Fiona Goode. I'm in charge everywhere.
Zoe: Did we just marry the Devil? 'Cause I don't know if I'm down with that.
Fiona: Yeah, and you're going to give it to me because I have something you want.
Marie: You could offer me a unicorn that shit $100 bills and I'd still never give you more than a headache.
Fiona: People have always celebrated the macabre. You're not remembered fondly, but I guess that beats not being remembered at all.
I grew up on white girl shit like Charmed
and Sabrina the Teenaged Cracker
Sabrina the Teenage Witch
(1996-2003) is a sitcom featuring Melissa Joan Hart
as Sabrina Spellman, who discovers she has inherited magical abilities. She lives with her two aunts and Salem, a warlock transformed into a black cat.
is a WB series about three sisters, the Halliwells, who as witches each inherited supernatural abilities.