(A Yakko, Wakko, and Dot cartoon)

Dr Scratchinsniff sings a song about the animaniacs and how crazy they are.

Lyrics:
One Monday morning, I got up late
And there were these monkeys, outside ze gate,
Ze guard went to stop them but he had no luck
The monkeys got free and they ran amok.

I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.

My office was run by ze studio nurse.
I came downstairs und what could be worse?
Ze monkeys was doing a crazy dance!
They put buggies in my underpants!

I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Monkeys dance day and night and stew.
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.

I ran outside to get a stick,
But I tell you friends, those monkeys was quick,
'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace,
Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace!

Nurse: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Yakko: For a nickel, I'll give you a clue.
Dot: I didn't know your eyes were blue.
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do

I went to me bath for a shower and shave.
The monkeys gonna put me into my grave.
The entire bathroom was laid to waste
And they shaved my head with minty toothpaste.

I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
They is crazy nutso, I'm telling you.
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.

Well by zis time I was feeling dread
Zey was using a shoe brush to shine me head
I asked them to leave but they stayed around.
Zey pulled the chain and ee! I went down.

I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Call my lawyer, I'm ready to sue
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.

Well my patients ran out and I'm telling you sure
Tomorrow I show those monkeys the door
And if they don't leave, I'm inviting you
To my house for dumplings and monkey stew.

I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Now I'm in the stew, oh pooh!
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Watch out for monkeys, I'm telling you
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.

We're not monkeys, we're just cuckoo
Don't know what to say, the Warners won't do.