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Animaniacs: The Monkey Song

(A Yakko, Wakko, and Dot cartoon)


Dr Scratchinsniff sings a song about the animaniacs and how crazy they are.

Lyrics:
One Monday morning, I got up late
And there were these monkeys, outside ze gate,
Ze guard went to stop them but he had no luck
The monkeys got free and they ran amok.

I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.

My office was run by ze studio nurse.
I came downstairs und what could be worse?
Ze monkeys was doing a crazy dance!
They put buggies in my underpants!

I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Monkeys dance day and night and stew.
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.

I ran outside to get a stick,
But I tell you friends, those monkeys was quick,
'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace,
Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace!

Nurse: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Yakko: For a nickel, I'll give you a clue.
Dot: I didn't know your eyes were blue.
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do

I went to me bath for a shower and shave.
The monkeys gonna put me into my grave.
The entire bathroom was laid to waste
And they shaved my head with minty toothpaste.

I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
They is crazy nutso, I'm telling you.
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.

Well by zis time I was feeling dread
Zey was using a shoe brush to shine me head
I asked them to leave but they stayed around.
Zey pulled the chain and ee! I went down.

I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Call my lawyer, I'm ready to sue
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.

Well my patients ran out and I'm telling you sure
Tomorrow I show those monkeys the door
And if they don't leave, I'm inviting you
To my house for dumplings and monkey stew.

I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Now I'm in the stew, oh pooh!
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Watch out for monkeys, I'm telling you
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.

We're not monkeys, we're just cuckoo
Don't know what to say, the Warners won't do.


Episode Info


Episode number: 1x4
Production Number: 406-600KK
Airdate: Monday September 13th, 1993



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Guest Stars
Frank WelkerFrank Welker
voiced Flavio Hippo
Recurring
Jess HarnellJess Harnell
voiced Wakko Warner
Recurring
John MarianoJohn Mariano
voiced Bobby Pigeon
Recurring
Rob PaulsenRob Paulsen
voiced Yakko Warner
Recurring
Tress MacNeilleTress MacNeille
voiced Marita Hippo
Recurring
Episode Notes



Warning: Animaniacs season 1 episode 4 guide may contain spoilers
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