In the opener, Dr. Wierd reveals his creation:the Rabbot. He then sprays it in the eyes with hairspray, causing it to run away and go on a rampage through town. It crushes Carl's car. When the episode officially starts, the Teens find Carl yelling about his car. They decided this is a job for their detective team and went searching for clues as to what "killed" Carl's car.
Leprauchauns use Dr. Weird's Rainbow Machine to mug people from afar, apparently for shoes. Although they don't end up with anything more than a gold chain, a Banarama tape with no case, and rollerskates.
MothMonsterMan pays the Aqua Teens a visit, only to be mistaken for a reverse vampire bus.
Two aliens from the moon, known as the Mooninites, rent out Meatwad's room and eventually land him in jail.
Meatwad acquires the power of static electricity.
Frylock discovers some new intelligent outsider! Well, they aren't exactly intelligent. Plus, Shake cuts Carl's yard!...sort of.
A mess Shake leaves in the kitchen produces a living organism, Ol' Drippy. Drippy is very kind to the Aqua Teens and always cleans up their messes at Carl's house. Shake remains ungrateful throughout the whole episode, even after Drippy saves his life.
Meatwad needs tickets so he can get a prize from the Harvest Time Festival. Right on cue, the Mooninites show up and offer to help him get whatever he wants. Once again, he joins them. They get plenty of tickets but they get the belt from the band, The Foreigners, for themselves instead. Ignignokt says it has special powers, but could this be true?
Meatwad starts listening to rap, and he gets subliminal messages in a song, I Want Candy. He runs out of candy so he goes trick or treating in the middle of July. When he goes to Carl's house, he finds out that the song kept Carl up all night, and now he needs candy too. Meatwad and Carl decide to go visit the rapper, MC Pee Pants, but something seems wrong about the rapper and his song.
Songs: Chris Ward aka mc chris -- I Want/Need Candy
Meatwad wants a new dolly, so Frylock gets him a suicidal alchoholic one, of course!
The Plutonians fail miserably at creating a clone of Shake.
Shake sells Meatwad to the circus, only to eventually become jealous.
The Aqua Teens discover a monster in their basement...a mummy, to be exact.
Meatwad discovers he doesn't have a brain, and gets a real one that might be just a little too much for him to handle.
Shake clicks on so many internet pop-up ads, they start popping up in real life!
Shake has lost his PDA...so the Aqua Teens go looking for it.
Shake and Carl are getting quite a big present for Christmas!
A robot visits Carl claiming to be the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future. He reminds Carl about a Christmas for young Carl, which Carl remembers except for the lasers and robot stomping around. The only problem is, the Cybernetic Ghost came a few months too early for Christmas. So, the Cybernetic Ghost says he will be back in December. Unfortunately, he doesn't actually leave. Carl finds his pool full of blood, and the Cybernetic Ghost tells to the Teens who dropped by and Carl meaningless stories that are supposed to explain it. When Carl gets the real answer, it is as upsetting as...well, as about everything else that happens when you live next to "freaks".
Meatwad gets a new pet...one thing leads to another and Meatwad and a zombie rabbit end up threatening to eat Frylock's brains.
Shake starts ordering t-shirts and business cards for someone called "The Drizzle". Shake says The Drizzle is a super hero friend of his, but Frylock and Meatwad know the truth, especially since The Drizzle looks like Shake. In an attempt to get super powers, Shake steals toxic waste and puts worms in it so they can bite him. When the worms sink, he just splashes himself. Shake doesn't get super powers, but he sure gets something, and it's not good.
Meatwad wins two tickets to the Super Bowl! But which "friend" will he take with him?
Frylock creates a new Super Computer, only to bring a visitor from the stone ages to New Jersey of the present.
Meatwad gets Shake addicted to plastic surgery.
Yet another different alien visits the Aqua Teens. Only exception is this one is Japanese.
Meatwad has a new favorite rapper since they got rid of MC Pee Pants. This one brainwashes Meatwad into bringing him food, supposedly for the shorteez, better known as poor and starving. Meatwad ends up leaving the Teens with no food though. When Frylock listens to the rapper, he realizes that the rapper sounds very familiar...in a bad way. A very bad way.
Songs: Chris Ward aka mc chris -- 4 Da Shorteez
Shake doesn't pay the bills because he would rather watch television than care. That is, until they lose electricity, water, and phone service. Shake says they need phone service to get the bills back though. He flushed them, so they would need an excavator. Frylock says that he can live like this, but Shake can't. Shake solves the problem by going over to Carl's house. Carl doesn't like this of course, so the trouble starts. Meanwhile, Meatwad makes hotdog smoothies by using the lawnmower as a blender, and he tries to pay the bills with pinecones and leaves. How long will this last, and what was the gunshot heard coming from Carl's house where Shake and Carl are?
Meatwad is learning to cross the street, and Shake is the teacher. Before they can start the next lesson of crossing the street the long way (following the street while walking down the middle), Frylock calls to Meatwad and invites him in for chocolate milk. Meatwad has a vision telling him it's unsafe to drink while Shake gets hit by a car on the sidewalk. Frylock finds that the milk is sour, and he goes to throw it away. Meatwad predicts that the garbage is smelly too, and he is right. This gives Shake some ideas, but how reliable are Meatwad's predictions?
Once again, the Teens lose a trivia challenge to Wayne "The Brain" McKlaine. In an attempt to win next week's challenge, Frylock puts all the world's information on a giant CD and ties Meatwad and Shake to chairs forcing them to watch it for a week. Meatwad, lacking a brain, doesn't seem to have learned a thing. Shake has learned it all, but Frylock forgot to add sports to the disk. The Teens bring Carl along that night to help with sports, but are they any match for Wayne this time?
Shake turns on the television and sees Assisted Living Dracula on. Frylock thinks it is too scary for Meatwad so he turns it off, but it turns back on again. Frylock pulls the plug to find out what is going on, and a little monster made of remotes, named the Universal Remonster, plugs it back in. Soon, Shake starts using it to scare Meatwad by having it make objects fly around his room. He also uses it to fetch pretzels, a function that he calls the pretzel beam. Frylock is determined to find out where it came from.
Frylock uses Carl as a guinea pig to test out his new environmentally friendly toilet. However, it goes haywire and destroys Carl's body. The Aqua Teens test several new replacements to rebuild him, without success.
Celebrating Labor Day, Shake and Carl feast on a flash-fried cow, and Shake is left with a large vat of oil to dispose of. Shake and Carl dump the oil in the woods, and Carl gets abducted by the trees. Shake sets fire to Big Ralph, and has to appear in court at the woods. Eventually, Frylock sets fire to the woods and they take off.
Shake has yet another crazy scheme, only this time it involves Zakk Wylde.
As the Aqua Teens are preparing for their Halloween night, a monster named Willie Nelson arrives from the attic. After Shake sees how wimpy Willie is, he tries to train him to be a scarier monster. Meanwhile, Shake and Carl pranked eachother back and forth, but Willie scared the hell out of them all when they saw the attic full of dead bodies, organs, etc.
Sent by Frylock on a bogus treasure hunt, Shake falls into a hole and discovers a sandwich from hell; the Broodwich. Tempted to eat it, Shake finds it to be the best sandwich he's ever eaten; and though each bite reminds him of his fate, he still can't resist. However, he picked off the sun-dried tomatoes, and was tricked into getting brain surgery and forced to eat them.
After Shake destroys Carl's car in a demolition derby, Carl gives it to the Kidney Foundation, who in turn, give it to Meatwad; as he has been on the waiting list for quite some time. After futile efforts to fix the car, Shake modifies it with a jet engine, which ends up destroying Carl's new rent-a-car.
The Wisdom Cube comes to town, who is said to be the "all-knowing being of the universe". Frylock is excited to get the answers he's always wanted, but is quickly disappointed by his boring stories and mainstream jokes. Soon, the REAL Wisdom Cube showed up, proving to be just as immature as the first one.
After two aliens from a fraternity (DP & Skeeter) crash into Carl's new security system, Skeeter takes off and leaves DP stranded with the Aqua Teens. Frylock tries to send him home, but ends up killing him. Meanwhile, Meatwad tries to prove his manliness after DP mistakes him for a woman.
Carl gets some new hair, but little does he know that the hair is from the evil clown society! Frylock tries to help, but it’s too little too late. Eventually, Frylock gives up and freezes Carl into ice “until he can find a cure”. Cut to 67 years into the future, and Carl is a frozen coat rack for the Aqua Teens.
After the Aqua Teens invite Carl to their house for a belated Thanksgiving dinner, Turketron, who doubles as the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past, comes to retrieve his ancestor: the Thanksgiving turkey. Soon, a Turketron army comes to avenge the turkey's death, and Shake redirects them to Carl.
Frylock finally has had enough of Shake's stupidity, and decides to move out.
Shake has cloned one too many TV's with Frylocks cloner, and the most recent of them starts airing mysterious clips of the Aqua Teens. The TV gives Shake the idea to clone money with it, and conflict emerges between him and Frylock.
The Mooninites round up all the local villains to a special meeting on the moon, with the exception of Emory & Oglethorpe. After role call, the gang tries to come up with a plan to get revenge on the Aqua Teens, but they become more concerned about what to call themselves.
Meatwad starts playing a video game version of Ouija. As a plan to scare the heck out of Meatwad on the game, Shake commits suicide to be in the game. Unfortunately, Meatwad gets tired of the game and starts playing a new one while Shake is stuck in the game. In an attempt to bring Shake back, Frylock hires a shaman, but this shaman seems a little, well, clueless.
Frylock has a new invention-a shrink ray. Shake and Meatwad want to use it for their own benefit, including enlarging, but Frylock has another idea. He plans to use it to shrink a huge microchip with plenty of memory so it would fit inside a computer. Unfortunately, Meatwad eats it when he hears it called a "chip". After a few unsuccessful attempts to get Meatwad to throw it up, Frylock decides to shrink himself to get it out. This causes all sorts of trouble though.
The Mooninite's steal a giant orange check from Ignignokt's Uncle Cliff and got to Earth to spend it. They stop by the Teens' house to get their check cashed, but because the Teens have so little money, the Mooninites got to a convenience store with Shake and Meatwad to get it cashed. Even though the store manager says they don't cash checks, especially not those kind, the group keeps trying to get him to cash it. But is it really a check or is it something else?
A rumor goes around about people seeing the face of Gee-Whiz" on a billboard. Meatwad goes to see it to ask for pizza. Shake goes to take the money Meatwad left for pizza, but flaming arrows are shot down chasing him away. Meatwad gets pregnant and claims that it was "Gee-Whiz" who did it. But there is something odd about this pregnancy.
Shake gets what he claims to be new technology. It is a giant helmet and battery pack that sends messages. He offers one to Frylock, but Frylock doesn't want it and gives it to Meatwad. When Frylock shows his tiny phone to Shake and takes a picture of him, Shake adds on a tripod and camera to the helmet. Meanwhile, Carl now has the other helmet, and he is using it to watch farm porn. As Shake adds more and more to their helmets, it gets more and more obvious that this stuff is a bad idea. Since niether of them can move under the weight of the stuff, Meatwad has lots of fun.
Meatwad finds a third rapper that he likes named Little Brittle, but this time Frylock instantly realizes it is MC Pee Pants again. The strange thing is that his lyrics only ask people to visit him. When Frylock and Meatwad visit him in the old folks home, he says that he doesn't remember anything about his previous schemes or Meatwad and Frylock. Frylock stops being suspicious, but he still believes that Satan sent him back for a reason. Frylock tells Meatwad to stay with Little Brittle because someone has to. But Frylock finds a strange sight when he comes back with cupcakes.
Songs: Chris Ward aka mc chris -- Little Brittle and the C Bag
Frylock and Shake have to get jobs since they are really low on money. Meatwad is too young to work Carl has to babysit him. Shake hates work, especially when he finds out where he is working. When they get home, Frylock asks Carl how Meatwad was. Carl says he doesn't know, but he did watch Meatwad...watch him help himself to the medicine cabinet. Meatwad is okay, but Frylock realizes that he needs a better babysitter. He builds a robot babysitter, thus the name Robositter. But is a robot really better or worse?
Meatwad finds a new video game called Moon Master. It is a super easy video game with only three levels. When Meatwad wins, the Mooninites show up and ask for his help since he is a Moon Master. They tell him that a monster called the Gorgatron is destroying all their "craps". So Meatwad must sell stuff, buy other stuff, and recruit new people. Shake becomes a Moon Master, and Carl already was. But is any of this true or is it just a huge scam?
Carl and Meatwad both need to lose weight, so Frylock makes a bet with Carl that Meatwad will lose less weight than Carl. Frylock tries to get Meatwad to exercize and eat healthy, but Shake keeps making delicious food around Meatwad. Carl is on the South Bronx Paradise diet which is where he can eat anything he wants as long as he keeps eating South Bronx Paradise candy bars. He starts losing weight at an amazing, then alarming, rate. Frylock decides to check out one of those bars, and he doesn't like what he finds.
Shake wants to hold the Olympics in their yard, so he digs up the gas line and lights it. He uses that as the torch until Frylock corks it up one minute later. Frylock called for someone from the city to fix it. When this person comes, Shake decides to break more stuff so they will keep coming back.
The Teens visit a museum, and see a t-shirt that is said to have belonged to Osiris, Egyptian god of the dead. Shake steals it and uses it. Unfortunately, he washes it in the wrong temperature water and it shrinks so much that it can only fit Meatwad. He uses it to call the Easter Bunny and the Easter Bunny's twin brother. He also calls Santa who's pissed because it's July. Meatwad summons a few other creatures from his mind which cause a lot of trouble for Santa and Carl.
Shake gets infected with Hypno-Germs by a toilet seat from a gas station. He starts hallucinating and then puts on a horrible play thought up by the germs. He is at their every whim.
When the Aqua Teens go on vacation, Carl takes care of Meatwad's dolls.
Shake sees a show where the detective always gets hurt so he can get laid. So Shake decides to "fall" down a well. He lives there for a day before Frylock and Meatwad check out the well and meet the well's other resident.
Frylock discovers a huge electricity bill, and Shake gets a new friend. This friend seems to be a giant Boost Mobile cell phone. Frylock has several ideas to get rid of it for good, but Shake seems to be afraid to get rid of it.
Shake invites the audience to watch deleted footage of his "Untitled Master Shake Project" (aka scenes from the movie that were deleted, including whole sub-plots) showcasing the schemes of the Plutonians to snatch the vital piece of the InsaneOFlex machine with the aid of a hypnotized Carl, whilst The Mooninites use a pimped-up gigantic Moonmobile to wreak havoc on the neighborhood.
Carl wins the prize in a Wong Burger instant win contest of having his dick ripped off. In order to stop having to hide from the dick hunters, Frylock performs a sex change operation on Carl (thus defeating the purpose). The dick hunters grab Carl's dick out of the trash and the Teens head to Mr. Wong's headquarters to get it back. There, they learn his plan: a very sick, twisted, and idiotic plan.
Frylock makes Meatwad a new dog named "Handbanana", using Make Your Own Dog 1.0 and Shake's DNA. Handbanana turns out to be evil and turns his attention to Carl. Carl attempts to retaliate by making his own dog , but there's just something about Carl that Make Your Own Dog 1.0's just can't get enough of.
Frylock notices a strange growth on his face; a biopsy reveals this to be malignant melanoma. The time machine he built goes to waste as Frylock, facing the uncertainty of recovery and the debilitating effects of chemotherapy, sinks into depression. Meatwad, Shake, Carl, and Andrew W.K., meanwhile, try to console and cheer him the only way they know how: parties and fire.
Shake is busy expectorating in order to make a mucus-man. Frylock notes that the mucus must be heated to the proper consistency, so Shake brings home a grill, the Char-Nobyl 6000, which uses "actual pieces of the sun combined with some radioactive vials from Chernobyl." After starting it, Shake cannot turn the grill off. The heat it produces is intense, and the ionizing radiation it emits destroys the ozone layer, leading eventually to the enslavement of mankind.
Meatwad and Shake start out reminiscing about past experiences they had. Frylock comes in and reminds them of the many times he saved them via a video tape of clips from different episodes. Then, they invite Carl over to try to get rid of Dan from Grim Reaper Gutters.
The Mooninites come to Earth and cause more trouble.
Shake and Meatwad are arrested for DUI, and Carl is taking advice from bart Oates on how to be a winner.
The Teens lose television reception due to a large tower over Carl's house. Carl gets only a show of two aliens who pretend to stack boxes every time he looks, but he seems to be getting bad eyes and a bloody nose from it. Frylock decides to climb the tower to find out what's going on.
Shake takes on the most important role of his life—that of a father. A small milkshake creature appears at Carl's door asking about his mommy. Carl sends him next door to Shake. Of course, even if Shake wanted him, he wouldn't make the best father.
Meatwad decides to put his natural talent to use and gets a job at a local car wash. It is owned and operated by two brains known only as Carl and Carl Junior, and their business plan is anything but ordinary.
The Aqua Teen house is taken over by a group of robots.
A deranged ventriloquist dummy discovers that his heart is his favorite internal organ.
Frylock starts hanging out with some new friends he met online in a social networking website.
When the trio is granted invisibility, they use it to spy on women in the bathroom.
Shake learns what it is like to be a stereotype after being bitten.
The Mafia wants to take advantage of the fact that a monster is in the bottom of Carl's pool.
The trio orders a device that will help them attract women.
Master Shake is frozen in cryonic sleep, and the Aqua Teens neighbor Carl is killed by a mysterious alien named Allen.
Master Shake wakes up from cryonic sleep and believes that he is in the future, and challenges Allen to a battle, believing he is the "Futuristic Future Ruler of the Future."
A microchip with secret information on it lands in the Aqua Teens' hands, and spies will stop at nothing to get it back.
This episode is a sequel to the episode "Bible Fruit," and also features a subplot about Dr. Weird and Steve. Sam Worthington guest stars in this episode.
Not much is known yet, other than Frylock is playing with Gerald, a nine year old kid, presumed to be Carl's son, and they are building a soap-box derby racer reminiscent of 2 Wycked, when Carl breaks down and destroys it. It is then that Gerald's mother pulls over in the car, presumed to be a hooker Carl knocked up.
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Meatwad indulges into projectile vomiting while performing on stage with Frylock. This instantly makes him a viral hit on the Internet, giving him fame and fortune, a new band, and a massive ego.
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Shake gets a mythical shirt that takes him back to the land of dragons where he rules as their king.
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Meatwad writes and draws a graphic novel about him performing surgery, in hopes that Shake will write a promotional blurb about it.
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Shake is offered a tour to the White House, however, he wanders off into the president's office and causes a potentially apocalyptic missile strike on the Earth in order to recreate his favorite televison series, The Granite Family. The Aqua Somethings require safety so they go with Carl in his bomb shelter.
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Master Shake bets on the house for pro-football, causing chaos with Shake as Terry and his assistant try to kill him.
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The Aqua Something builds up a fighting machine in order to take down an old foe...
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Meatwad is visited by his favorite puppet star.
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A heavy metal band has a strange request.
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After experiencing a stroke, Master Shake decides to turn his life around by getting in shape. However, Shake's muscles become sentient and commit crimes while he sleeps.
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Carl helps Shake train for the title of "Coolest Dude Ever."
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Master Shake's addiction to shellfish begins to take a severe toll on his health, so Frylock convinces him to seek professional (and inexpensive) help from a therapist-cum-magician whose unconventional treatments belie questionable motives
The Teens answer a distress signal from the mysterious Banana Planet while Master Shake is preoccupied with a honeybaked ham.
Meatwad and Master Shake must earn money to get the cable turned back on.
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Master Shake falls for the perfect woman.
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Shake and Meatwad take a look into the DMV after a particular driving instructor causes suspicion.
Bachelors scream for medical attention whilst experiencing the ultimate party bus trip.
Frylock's bees suddenly stop making honey. A miniature Carl attempts to help him find out why.