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Archer: The Man from Jupiter

Season 3 premiere: Sterling is very upset when he learns that Mallory is dating his hero (and man-crush) Burt Reynolds (who provides his own voice). More upset, in fact, than he is about the Cuban hit squad that's out to get him.

Source: FX


Episode Info


Episode number: 3x1
Production Number: XAR03005
Airdate: Thursday January 19th, 2012

Writer: Adam Reed


  • Currently 8.5/10
8.5/10 (6 Votes cast)
Special Guest Stars
Burt ReynoldsBurt Reynolds
voiced Himself

Guest Stars
Adam ReedAdam Reed
voiced Ray Gillette
Recurring
George CoeGeorge Coe
voiced Woodhouse
Recurring
Lucky YatesLucky Yates
voiced Dr. Krieger
Recurring
Patrick PiperPatrick Piper
voiced TBD
Recurring
Kat SheaKat Shea
voiced Girl at Bar
Main Cast
H. Jon BenjaminH. Jon Benjamin
voiced Sterling Archer
Judy GreerJudy Greer
voiced Cheryl /Carol Tunt
Amber NashAmber Nash
voiced Pam Poovey
Chris ParnellChris Parnell
voiced Cyril Figgis
Aisha TylerAisha Tyler
voiced Lana Kane
Jessica WalterJessica Walter
voiced Malory Archer
Episode Quotes
Burt Reynolds: You're kidding me…
Sterling: I know… drives me nuts… like the world's slowest elevator.
Burt Reynolds: You should get a bat-pole.
Sterling: Nine thousand bucks.
Burt Reynolds: What?
Sterling: Lowest quote I got.
Burt Reynolds: Well that's ridiculous.
Sterling: Basically just putting a pole where the garbage chute already is, but the co-op board was like "but what do we do with the garbage?"
Burt Reynolds: Yeah but you could still throw it down the - whatever, the same shaft.
Sterling: I know!
Burt Reynolds: And then you'll have some garbage to land on.
Sterling: If you're coming in hot, I know, it's a win-win.
Burt Reynolds: And you were gonna pay for it yourself…
Sterling: Yep.
Burt Reynolds: No assessment or anything…
Sterling: Yep.
Burt Reynolds: Ridiculous.
Sterling: Preaching to the choir buddy.



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