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1 :01x01 - Mole Hunt
Writer: Adam Reed
Guest star: Amber Nash (Pam Poovey), Maggie Wheeler (Receptionist), Shelly Desai (Rajan), Peter Newman (Maj. Nikolai Jakov), Keith Szarabajka (Crenshaw), George Coe (Woodhouse)
Archer goes to great lengths to cover up discrepancies in his ISIS expense account as he attempts to access the agency's mainframe computer. Cyril and Lana's Friday night dinner date is interrupted by work.
2 :01x02 - Training Day
Writer: Adam Reed
Guest star: Amber Nash (Pam Poovey), George Coe (Woodhouse), Maggie Wheeler (Trinette)
Lana's residual lust for Archer prompts Malory to promote Cyril to field agent. Archer then trains his new competition as only he can, whilst Malory frets over her own past and her son's future.
3 :01x03 - Diversity Hire
Writer: Adam Reed
Guest star: Adam Reed (Schmeck), Coby Bell (Conway Stern), Amber Nash (Pam Poovey)
A new field officer makes a splash at ISIS, however Archer and Lana suspect there may be something all too perfect about their new hire.
4 :01x04 - Killing Utne
Writer: Adam Reed
Guest star: Audrey Wasilewski (Vocie), Rene Auberjonois (Mannfred), Jeffrey Tambor (Torvald Utne)
Malory hosts a dinner party in an effort to get a new weapons contract for ISIS; a group of rival assassins targets Mr. Utne.
5 :01x05 - Honeypot
Writer: Adam Reed, Tony Carbone
Guest star: Thomas Lennon (Charles), Ron Perlman (Ramon Limon), George Coe (Woodhouse), Amber Nash (Pam Poovey), Peter Newman (Maj. Nikolai Jakov), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette), Lucky Yates (Dr. Krieger)
Malory's career is threatened when a sensitive video tape falls into the hands of a rogue Cuban agent; Malory calls on Archer for his expertise in seduction.
6 :01x06 - Skorpio
Writer: Adam Reed
Guest star: Rafael Ferrer (Spirodon Skorpio), Amber Nash (Pam Poovey), Peter Newman (Maj. Nikolai Jakov), Lucky Yates (Dr. Krieger)
Archer must rescue Lana from the clutches of Skorpio, the infamous arms dealer. Meanwhile, Cyril fears not only for his girlfriend's life, but her succumbing to the seductive nature of Archer's heroics.
7 :01x07 - Skytanic
Writer: Adam Reed
Guest star: Amber Nash (Pam Poovey), David Anthony Pizzuto (Lt. Klauss Kraus), Adam Reed (Sandu Sing), Stephen Stanton (Capt. Lammers)
When a bomb threat jeopardizes the maiden voyage of the luxury airship Excelsior, Archer and the ISIS crew must battle the clock (and each other) to avert disaster.
8 :01x08 - The Rock
Writer: Adam Reed
Guest star: Jeffrey Tambor (Len Trexler), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette), Lucky Yates (Dr. Krieger)
After ISIS loses yet another lucrative contract to rival agency ODIN, Malory assigns Archer and Lana to embarrass ODIN by stealing a priceless diamond from their biggest client.
9 :01x09 - Job Offer
Writer: Adam Reed
Guest star: Jeffrey Tambor (Len Trexler), George Coe (Woodhouse), Amber Nash (Pam), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette), Dave Willis (Barry Dillon)
When Archer takes a higher-paying job at rival agency ODIN, Malory will stop at nothing to get him back.
10 :01x10 - Dial M for Mother
Writer: Adam Reed
Guest star: Rene Auberjonois (Mannfred), Kathryn Cressida (Uta), Amber Nash (Pam), Peter Newman (Maj. Nikolai Jakov), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette), Maggie Wheeler (Trinette), Lucky Yates (Dr. Krieger)
Questions about the identity of Archer's real father lead him into a perilous trap... and an explosive confrontation with Malory.
11 :02x01 - Swiss Miss
Guest star: George Coe (Conrad Schlotz), Nika Futterman (Sia), Patrick Piper (bellhop twins), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette), Kari Wahlgren (Anka Schlotz)
In yet another attempt to secure funding for ISIS, Malory drags her agents to the luxury winter resort town of Gstaad to protect a Swiss billionaire's daughter from a kidnapping threat. But Archer soon finds out the real threat is his protectee: an underage nymphomaniac who will stop at nothing to bed the world’s greatest spy.
12 :02x02 - A Going Concern
Guest star: Jeffrey Tambor (Len Trexler), Clarke Peters (Popeye), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette), Dave Willis (Barry Dillon), Lucky Yates (Dr. Krieger)
After Malory is wiped out in a Ponzi scheme, she hatches a scheme of her own: selling ISIS - lock, stock and snack machines - to archrival spy agency ODIN. Archer and the rest of the ISIS employees, rightfully fearing for their jobs, must use every trick in the book (ISIS Field Manual, 3rd Edition) to try to stop the sale.
13 :02x03 - Blood Test
Guest star: George Coe (Woodhouse), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette), Maggie Wheeler (Trinette), Dave Willis (Barry Dillon), Lucky Yates (Dr. Krieger)
Archer is in for a huge (well, about ten pounds) surprise when his favorite call girl, Trinette, shows up at ISIS with a bouncing baby boy on her hip. And a subpoena for a paternity test in her purse. Is Archer the father of the wee baby Seamus? Well, that's what the paternity test is for. That's why they have those.
14 :02x04 - Pipeline Fever
Guest star: Mike Schatz (TBD), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette), Robb Pruitt (Joshua Gray), Lucky Yates (Dr. Krieger)
While Malory tries to make ISIS a green workplace, Archer and Lana head to the Louisiana bayous to prevent a dangerous eco-terrorist from bombing America's largest natural gas pipeline.
15 :02x05 - The Double Deuce
Guest star: George Coe (Woodhouse), Roy McCrery (Young Woodhouse / Reggie Thistleton (as Roy McCrerey)), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette), Enn Reitel (Scripes), Zach Villa (Bishop)
When members of Woodhouse's famed WWI Royal Flying Corps squadron start dying mysteriously, Archer tries to track down the killer.
16 :02x06 - Tragical History
Guest star: Peter Serafinowicz (George Spelvin), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette), Lucky Yates (Dr. Krieger)
Cyril agrees to help George Spelvin inject a virus into the ISIS mainframe so Cyril can defeat the virus and be seen as a hero.
17 :02x07 - Movie Star
Guest star: Rachael Harris (Rona Thorne), George Coe (Woodhouse), Neal Holman (TBD), Heaven Macpherson (Rona Thorne), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette), Dave Roberts (TBD), Casey Willis (TBD), Lucky Yates (Dr. Krieger)
The normal childish squabbles, sneaky backbiting, and petty jealousies at ISIS are multiplied exponentially when a famous Hollywood actress, Rona Thorne, spends a week shadowing the agents as research for an upcoming role in a spy movie. A movie in which Malory would - and may - literally kill to land a part.
18 :02x08 - Stage Two
Guest star: George Coe (Woodhouse), Neal Holman (Brett Buckley), Lauren B Martin (Rita), Charles Napier (Dr. Spelts), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette), Maggie Wheeler (Trinette), Lucky Yates (Dr. Krieger)
After Malory's brief scare with breast cancer, another ISIS agent decides to be tested for the disease, with a tragic result. The other agent is Archer, and the tragic result is that yes, he has breast cancer. Because a career spent disarming nuclear warheads and having sex in x-ray machines will tend to do that.
19 :02x09 - Placebo Effect
Guest star: Joan Van Ark (Ruth), George Coe (Woodhouse), Darren Criss (Mikey), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette), Lloyd Sherr (Freddy Delaney), Lucky Yates (Dr. Krieger)
When Archer discovers the chemotherapy drugs he's been taking for his breast cancer are counterfeit - consisting mainly of sucrose and Zima - he sets out to destroy the criminals behind the scheme. Only this time, it's personal. And also this time, Archer's wearing a colorful headscarf and dragging around an IV stand.
20 :02x10 - El Secuestro
ISIS goes into full lockdown after Pam is abducted by kidnappers. Wait, Pam? Yes, but the kidnappers were really after Cheryl/Carol. Wait, Cheryl/Carol? Yes, because Cheryl/Carol isn't quite who she appears to be. Or is it whom? We'll find the answers to these questions - and two more - on this episode of Archer.
21 :02x11 - Jeu Monegasque
Guest star: Peter Serafinowicz (Benoir), Cedric Pendleton (Gang leader), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette), Lucky Yates (Dr. Krieger)
Malory cashes in the employees' 401K accounts as ransom for a sex tape.
22 :02x12 - White Nights
Guest star: Ona Grauer (Katya Kazanova), Tom Kane (TBD), Peter Newman (Nikolai Jakov), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette), Dave Willis (Barry Dillon)
Archer's search for his father's identity leads him into hot water; agent Barry Dylan is sent to rescue Archer.
23 :02x13 - Double Trouble
Guest star: Dave Roberts (TBD), Casey Willis (TBD), Peter Newman (Nikolai Jakov), Dave Willis (Barry Dillon), George Coe (Woodhouse), Lucky Yates (Dr. Krieger), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette)
Suspicion and jealousy arise at ISIS as Krieger nears completion of a top secret project; Archer brings Katya Kazanova home to meet Malory.
Heart of Archness (1)
Guest star: David Cross (Noah), Patrick Warburton (Rip Riley), Ji Li (pirate captain), Heaven Macpherson (newlywed), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette), Dave Willis (Barry Dillon)
Archer is finally tracked down in the South Pacific by handsome adventurer Rip Riley.
Heart of Archness (2)
Guest star: Patrick Warburton (Rip Riley), David Cross (Noah), James Hong (Bucky), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette)
On the tropical island, Archer has emerged as Pirate King and must deal with it. Meanwhile, his ISIS colleagues keep up their attempts to rescue him. Sort of.
Heart of Archness (3)
Guest star: David Cross (Noah), Patrick Warburton (Rip Riley), James Hong (Bucky), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette)
Archer and his fellow prisoners attempt to escape from the Pirate Fortress. Meanwhile, Malory plays hardball in ransom negotiations. Conclusion of a three-part episode.
24 :03x01 - The Man from Jupiter
Guest star: Burt Reynolds (Himself), Kat Shea (Girl at Bar), Lucky Yates (Dr. Krieger), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette), Patrick Piper (TBD), George Coe (Woodhouse)
Season 3 premiere: Sterling is very upset when he learns that Mallory is dating his hero (and man-crush) Burt Reynolds (who provides his own voice). More upset, in fact, than he is about the Cuban hit squad that's out to get him.
25 :03x02 - El Contador
Guest star: Joaquim de Almeida (Román Calzado), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette), Lucky Yates (Dr. Krieger)
Cyril is promoted to field agent, while Malory institutes a strict drug-testing policy. Neither of which sit well with the staff of ISIS.
26 :03x03 - The Limited
Guest star: Mike Smith (Mountie), John Paul Tremblay (Mountie), Robb Wells (Kenny Bilco), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette), Dave Fennoy (George), Larry Murphy (TBD)
The Royal Canadian Mounted Police enlist the help of ISIS to transport a captured Canadian terrorist. On a train.
27 :03x04 - Drift Problem
Guest star: George Takei (Mr. Moto), George Coe (Woodhouse), Bobby Ford (TBD), Neal Holman (TBD), Heaven Macpherson (Jeanie), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette), Lucky Yates (Dr. Krieger)
Archer's surprise birthday present—a high-tech "spy" car—leads to many other surprises, none of them good.
28 :03x05 - Lo Scandalo
Guest star: Luciano Palermi (Savio Mascalzone), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette), Lloyd Sherr (Det. Murphy), Lucky Yates (Dr. Krieger)
Malory turns to Archer and Lana for help when she finds herself in a compromising situation with the Italian prime minister.
29 :03x06 - Bloody Ferlin
Guest star: Paula Malcomson (Jennelle), Jack McBrayer (Randy Gillette), Michael Rooker (Sheriff E.Z. Ponder), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette), Lucky Yates (Dr. Krieger)
Ray's younger brother is in trouble with a crooked sheriff in the West Virginia backwoods, and Archer must come to the rescue.
30 :03x07 - Crossing Over
Guest star: George Coe (Woodhouse), Jonah Eller-isaacs (KGB Sleeper), Peter Newman (Maj. Nikolai Jakov), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette), Dave Willis (Barry Dillon)
Archer's sexcapades compromise his effectiveness as an agent—yet again—and this time it's really serious.
31 :03x08 - Skin Game
Guest star: Ona Grauer (Katya Kazanova), George Coe (Woodhouse), Neal Holman (Brett Buckley), Ji Li (Restaurant Waiter), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette), Dave Willis (Barry Dillon), Lucky Yates (Dr. Krieger)
Archer's dead fiancée, Katya, miraculously reappears—in Krieger's lab.
32 :03x09 - Space Race (1)
Guest star: Bryan Cranston (Commander Tony Drake), Dave Fennoy (Commander Kellogg), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette), Lucky Yates (Dr. Krieger)
Archer and his colleagues at ISIS voyage to the final frontier in an effort to prevent a catastrophe on the International Space Station.
33 :03x10 - Space Race (2)
Guest star: Bryan Cranston (Commander Tony Drake), Brett Butler (Trish), Dave Fennoy (Commander Kellogg), Adam Reed (Ray Gillette), Maggie Wheeler (Trinette), Casey Willis (TBD), Dave Willis (Barry Dillon), Lucky Yates (Dr. Krieger)
Conclusion of the Season 3 finale: Archer and his ISIS colleagues voyage to the final frontier to prevent a catastrophe aboard the International Space Station. They come to wish they hadn't.