Jeff introduces the class and tells the audience about new 5th grader Marki who is replacing Laura. Watch salesman John takes the stage with an enormous amount of energy. Jeff reads John’s most embarrassing 5th grade moment – being beaten up by a female bully. John picks Kyle to be his first helper. He picks 1st Grade Social Studies as his first question.
What is the name of the following landmark
which is located in our nation’s capital?
They show a picture of the Washington Monument and John gets it right for $1,000.
He picks 1st Grade Grammar for his next questions.
True or False: The word “Monsters” is the subject in the following sentence:
The idea of monsters living under his bed kept Kyle awake at night.
John picks and locks in his answer. Jeff tells him he has it right and he makes $2,000. Kyle has to sit so John picks Marki to be his next helper. Jeff shows a surprise video of John’s middle school band playing the show’s theme song.
John picks 2nd Grade Measurements for $5,000.
Jacob left his home for school at 7:45AM and he returned
home the same day at 3:45PM, how many hours was he gone?
He answers 8 and earns $5,000. John picks 2nd Grade Animal Science for $10,000.
The female of what animal is called a ewe?
Marki locks in her answer and John seems confident that he knows the answer. He earns $10,000 but loses the help of Marki who is replaced by Jacob. John introduces his wife Stacy in the audience who says he is going to make a million dollars to they can buy a boat. John chooses 3rd Grade US Geography.
The following is an outline what of what US state?
The image on screen is of Nebraska and John locks in the right answer for $25,000. John goes on and picks 4th Grade World Geography as his next question.
Bern is the capital of what European country?
John goes for the peek off of Jacob who says Switzerland. When Jeff reveals the answer, John goes crazy. Jacob goes back to the classroom and John picks Alana as his next helper. Alana tells him to pick 3rd Grade Astronomy so he does for $100,000.
True or False: Light is the only thing that can escape a black hole.
John is sure he knows the answer. He gets it right and makes $100,000. Jeff tells him he’s now playing for $175,000. John picks 5th Grade US History.
What man who later be US President represented the British
soldiers who were on trial for the Boston Massacre?
John says he used to know so he answers to the best of his ability. Somehow, without using a cheat, he gets it right for $175,000. Jeff reveals Alana’s answer which is James Madison and tells John he had the right answer.
Alana sits down and Spencer comes up to join John. For the $300,000 question, John chooses 5th Grade Literature.
Mark Twain is the pseudonym of what famous American
author who wrote “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn”?
John takes the commercial break to think about things and when the show comes back he decides to go for the copy. Jeff tells him the right answer before revealing Spencer’s answer. Spencer has it right and John wins $300,000!
John takes a look at the $500,000 with only the save remaining. The last question is in 4th Grade Math.
What is the sum of 11.5 and -14?
John uses his fingers to count out the answer. He gets it right and makes half-a-million dollars! John falls over and has to go to the classroom to get his breath.
Jeff tells him that the last question is the million dollar question and that he can only see the subject of the million dollar question. The question is in 5th Grade Math. He also can’t have any help from the 5th Graders so he decides to drop out of school.
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