Episode Notes
Tony Hale (Buster) does not appear in this episode.
On The Next Arrested Development Gag: Tobias talks Lindsay into another session, and George Sr. makes good on his promise to come clean on the international accounts.
Episode Quotes
George Sr.: I haven't had sex in a month.
Michael: You know, you've been here two months.
(pause)
George Sr.: It's hard to gauge time.
Michael: Yeah. I'll bet.
George Michael: Okay ... so, why are we doing this?
Maeby: 'Cause it's obvious they're lying. Come on, drive!
George Michael: Well, what if they see us?
Maeby: How are they going to see us?
George Michael: Well, it says "Bluth Company" right on the side, plus it's a stairway. That's gonna catch the eye.
G.O.B.: I f***ed Kitty!
Michael: Oh, G.O.B.! I just wanted you to get the information.
G.O.B.: I got the information.
Michael: You did, huh? About the international accounts?
G.O.B.: Oh, I see what you're getting at. No, I didn't get any information.
Kitty: G.O.B.? I wish I would have know you were coming. I am a mess.
G.O.B.: Don't know if a call from me would've changed that.
Kitty: Your wife's on line one.
Narrator: Michael's wife had been dead for two years.
Michael: My what?
Narrator: Kitty realized her mistake.
Kitty: I said, "your wife is on line one."
Narrator: But not immediately.
G.O.B.: Take off your glasses. Oh...wait, wait. Let down your hair. No, glasses on, hair back up. Let's just get that hair right back up.
Kitty: Let me turn the lights off.
G.O.B.: Yes, yes, please.
Kitty: How's that? Is that better?
G.O.B.: It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door.
Narrator: George, Sr. was also anxious, but less about the bookkeeping.
George, Sr.: This game is never gonna happen. Look at this—half of these guys, they’re still in their cuffs.
Michael: I hate to be a buzz kill, but I’m trying to get you out of here.
George, Sr.: Yeah, well, I’m trying to get us out of last place, Michael. We’re playing Rahway next week. Word has it that they’re getting Jose Canseco.
Cultural References
Tobias: Now if I could act that good, I would have my own Alias-type show.
Alias is a drama on ABC about a spy for the CIA. During this season,
Alias was
Arrested Development's biggest ratings competition.
Narrator: In fact, he’d been terrified of the very notion of prison since, as a young boy, he accidentally watched HBO’s Oz, mistaking it for the classic Judy Garland musical.
Oz is a prison drama on HBO. George Michael mistakes it for
The Wizard of Oz, a movie musical starring Judy Garland as Dorothy.
(during the role play session)
Dr. Gunty: If I'm no Schwimmer, you're no Jennifer Aniston!
Dr. Gunty is referring to actor David Schwimmer who co-starred on the NBC sitcom
Friends. On the show, Schwimmer's character, Ross, and Aniston's character, Rachel, have an on-again, off-again relationship.