Michael: Mom, somebody wants to break G.O.B.'s legs.
Lucille: It's a good thing he has his little scooter!
Michael: Since when are you against leather?
Maeby: Yeah, you're not even a vegetarian.
Lindsay: Well, I'm not against the insides. I mean, you need food to survive.
Michael: You are aware they don't remove it surgically?
Michael: Call me what you want ...
Lindsay: An impotent man-boy.
Lucille: You're the only one who chose a spouse I liked and she had to die.
Michael: I know, that's rough for you.
Buster: And I'm going to continue dating, Mom.
Michael: It sounds a little bit like dating Mom.
Buster: It's starting to feel a little like it.
Lucille: Oh, don't give me that look. I happen to be a more caring mother than most.
Buster: Where's my bed?
Lucille: I put it in storage.
(about Lucille 2)
Lucille: She changed him as a baby.
Michael: Okay, that’s about the creepiest thing I’ve ever heard.
Buster: That’s why she didn’t look surprised.
Marta: They’re children! How could you do that?
G.O.B.: Oh, sure, first you dump all over it, now you want to know how it’s done.
Maeby: Your legs look exactly like mine, and I just shaved mine.
George Michael: So, I’m thinking of getting a motorcycle.
Rollo: If you care about your brother, you’ll get in this car.
Michael: Which brother?
Lucille: You’re the only child who chose a spouse I liked, and she’s the one who had to die.
Michael: I know. That’s rough for you.
Buster: Where’s my bed?
Lucille: I put it in storage. I guess you’ll just have to decide which Lucille you want to spend your nights with.
Lucille: You know, he’s damaged goods. He was born with a hole in his heart.
Lucille 2: Listen to me, Lucille, I’m going to fill that hole, ’cause we’re in love.
Lucille: Oh, please. You’re no more in love with him than I am.
Buster: Okay, we’re all saying some things we’re going to regret.
G.O.B.: And now, my hopefully lovely assistant will join me.
Alliance of Magicians
The Alliance of Magicians is loosely based on the World Alliance of Magicians, a group in Hollywood, California that works to preserve magic trick secrets.
Playtime Pizza Theater
Playtime Pizza Theater, the "theater" where G.O.B. performed is a reference to the Chuck E. Cheese's restaurant chain.
Whip and Snaps
Tobias joins the Whip and Snaps barbershop quartet during the episode. David Cross, who plays Tobias, was in a barbershop quartet, Chock Full of Notes, as a guest star on the "Chock
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