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Arrested Development: Ready, Aim, Marry Me

The Bluths think that Lucille 2 is making a deal to sell the company so in order to save it, George, Sr. calls Uncle Jack, a family friend, for help. But Uncle Jack will only help the family if he's promised a date with Lindsay, leading Michael to try to distract Tobias away from the situation. Meanwhile, G.O.B. and Buster try find out what Lucille 2 is up to but end up fighting over her.


Episode Info


Episode number: 2x10
Production Number: ARR-210
Airdate: Sunday February 13th, 2005
Network: FOX
Special Airtime: 08:30 pm


Alternate Airdates:

FR (TPS Star) Nov 16, 2005

  • Currently 8.6/10
8.6/10 (8 Votes cast)
Special Guest Stars
Liza MinnelliLiza Minnelli
As Lucille Austero
Recurring

Guest Stars
Ed Begley, Jr.Ed Begley, Jr.
As Stan Sitwell
Recurring
Martin ShortMartin Short
As Uncle Jack
Troy BrennaTroy Brenna
As Dragon

Co-Guest Stars
Dan ColeDan Cole
As Stylist
Greg WranglerGreg Wrangler
As Wrangler Jeff
Jack JasonJack Jason
As Activities Director
Nancy SchnollNancy Schnoll
As Sitwell Secretary
Main Cast
Jason BatemanJason Bateman
As Michael Bluth
Portia de RossiPortia de Rossi
As Lindsay Bluth Fünke
Will ArnettWill Arnett
As George "G.O.B." Bluth II
Michael CeraMichael Cera
As George Michael Bluth
Alia ShawkatAlia Shawkat
As Mae "Maeby" Fünke
Tony HaleTony Hale
As Byron "Buster" Bluth
David CrossDavid Cross
As Tobias Fünke
Jessica WalterJessica Walter
As Lucille Bluth
Jeffrey TamborJeffrey Tambor
As George Bluth Sr. / Oscar Bluth
Ron HowardRon Howard
voiced Narrator
Episode Notes
On The Next Arrested Development Gag: Uncle Jack buys the company, but makes some changes of his own; Tobias listens to a day’s worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to, and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks.

This episode marks the final appearance of Liza Minnelli (Lucille "Lucille 2" Austero).



Episode Quotes
George Sr.: You're pimping out your sister?
Michael: Well you were pimping out my mother!

Tobias: I had no idea a ninety year-old man could cave in my chest cavity like that.

Lucille: Buster, nice of you to take a break from that common whore you've been dating.
Buster: She is not a whore, mother, she happens to be the new secretary of the Bluth company. And yes, she may be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be terrifying.

Michael: So what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here.
George Michael: What's kama sutra oil?
Michael: Maybe it's not for us.

Tobias: Wait, wait, wait. Lindsay's here? With two men?
Buster: Hmm, sort of one and a half.

Tobias: Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
Michael: There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

Narrator: Tobias listens to a day’s worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to --
Tobias: (on tape) ...even it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
Tobias: Nothing wrong with that.
Tobias: (on tape) Oh, I’ve been in the film business for a while, but I just can’t seem to get one in the can.
Tobias: It’s out of context.
Tobias: (on tape) I wouldn’t mind kissing that man between the cheeks.
Narrator: -- and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks.
Tobias: Tobias ... you blowhard! (laughs)

Lucille: I think the company is in trouble.
Michael: What tipped you? The falling profits, or that we’re a regular feature on Bill O’Reilly’s “Most Ridiculous Item of the Day”?

Lucille: I’m talking about the fact that my “friend,” Lucille Austero, bought our company, and I think she’s going for a power grab— that bitch!
Michael: You’re not at home, Mom. She doesn’t live next door when you’re here.

G.O.B.: Where you going?
Lucille 2: I’m going to my spin class.
G.O.B.: I thought you had vertigo.

Michael: (to Lucille) You’ve got to stop quoting when you drink.

Michael: Sorry. Your grandmother had a little accident here.
George Michael: Oh. Does that mean she’s going to have to come live with us?
Michael: No, no. No. It was her drink, and even if it wasn’t...



Cultural References
Character: Uncle Jack

Martin Short's (Uncle Jack) role was inspired by Jack LaLanne, a 90 year-old fitness guru.

Michael: What tipped you? The falling profits, or that we’re a regular feature on Bill O’Reilly’s “Most Ridiculous Item of the Day”?

Bill O'Reilly is a journalist, commentator, and host of his own FOX News program, The O'Reilly Factor.



Episode References
Visual: Buster's “these kinds of skills” demonstration

Buster's "these kinds of skills" demonstration parallels Tobias' "this kind of agility" demostration in "Bringing Up Buster".

Stan Sitwell and Lucille 2 meeting at spin class parallels a scene from "Public Relations" where Michael meets Jessie at his spin class.

Visual: Lindsay and G.O.B. doing the “chaw-chee, chaw-chee” chicken dance

G.O.B.'s chicken dance was first seen in "Staff Infection".



Warning: Arrested Development season 2 episode 10 guide may contain spoilers
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