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When Rita calls Michael by a nickname he thinks means "weak", Michael tries to talk George Michael into going with him to various "manly" activities. However, George Michael opts to help Ann get ready for her Inner-Beauty Pageant so Michael signs up for a triathlon with Steve Holt. Meanwhile, George, Sr. volunteers with the Startled Straight program, but scares the wrong group.
On The Next Arrested Development Gag: Buster signs up Steve Holt up for the Army, and George Sr. finds out that a fake Popemobile can’t stop real bullets.
This episode and "Mr. F
" were aired together on the same night as a one-hour event.
Steve Holt: You can control your bladder when you're dead.
Steve Holt: There's no 'I' in "win"!
Steve Holt: Don't ask "Can I?" Ask "I can."
Narrator: George Sr. came across a U.S. Army combat humvee and the Pope-Mobile, and he decided to escape in the bullet-proof one.
(George Sr. steals the Pope-Mobile)
Tobias: She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen.
Michael: Yeah, I think you just did.
George Michael: No, I’m not afraid of sex.
Tobias: Oh, good. Have sex with this girl right now. Do it, go. Get in there. Have some sex with her right now. I didn’t think so. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I’d answer.
Michael: Why are handlebars in my bed?
This mimicks a scene from The Godfather where a man finds a bloody horse head in his bed.
Oh, you’re such a dear. But I’m not putting you in my remake of A Thoroughly Polite Dustup.
During this scene, Maeby and Jamie Kennedy are both X-ed as the victims of pranks are on FOX's The Jamie Kennedy Experiment
The Startled Straight program that George, Sr. volunteers to be a part of is a reference to the real-life Scared Straight program that aims to encourage kids to stay clean and out of prison by showing them how prison life really is.
So you steal my son, and now you need me to save yours. All right, one key coming up.
G.O.B. trying to throw up a key is a reference to "Key Decisions
" where G.O.B. swallows a key and is unable to pass it out of his body.
Where’s your hand?
Oh, it got stuck in the prize hole again.
Buster loses his hook in the game he was seen playing in "Afternoon Delight