G.O.B.: You don’t want a hungry dove down your pants. That’s how Tony Wonder lost a nut.
Lindsay: Did you get a lawyer?
Tobias: Only the best-looking and best educated lawyer in the whole O.C.
Bob: Don’t call it that.
G.O.B.: Attention, everyone! Why go to a banana stand when we can make your banana stand? I give you Barbara and Dee! Don’t worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas!
Tobias: Of course -- the “Bob Loblaw Law Blog.” Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful!
Buster: Read the button, Mister!
Michael: “The only scary thing about a one-arm man trying to scare someone is the fact...”
Buster: “...that he feels that his one arm is good for nothing but trying to scare somebody.”
Michael: It’s upside down.
Buster: Well, let’s see you try to put a button on with this.
Buster: Stop screaming. It’s not scary!
G.O.B.: Okay, you can turn the music off. I already shot my wad. Off.
G.O.B.: Anyway, it involves us making some money with our Mexican friends from Colombia.
Michael: I think they’re called Colombians.
G.O.B.: Oh, I forgot, we’re being politically correct now.
G.O.B.: Anyway, there’s a company there that wants to develop some time-shares with us. I told them that we’ll sell them our blueprints for 100 grand!
Michael: G.O.B., we’re prohibited from doing any business outside the country while we’re under investigation.
G.O.B.: Translation: Wish I’d thought of that.
Steve Holt: Nice translating, Dad.
G.O.B.: It’s not stupid. You’re stupid.
Steve Holt: Nice pout, Dad.
Is it going to be unscripted like Curb
He is referring to the HBO show Curb your Enthusiasm
That’s a bloodsucker? It looks like ALF.
is a sitcom where an alien is taken in by a family after he crashes into their garage.
Only the best-looking and best educated lawyer in the whole O.C.
Don’t call it that.
This is a jab at the FOX drama The O.C.
Visual: FAO al-Jibaaly Muhammed a-Abat
FAO al-Jibaaly Muhammed a-Abat is a reference to the toy store, FAO Schwartz.
Anyway, it involves us making some money with our Mexican friends from Colombia.
G.O.B. also confuses Colombians and Mexicans in the episode "Bringing Up Buster
You want me to be explicit?
Lindsay had a similar response to Bob Loblaw in "Forget Me Now
Let’s just hope they don’t try to get even by trying to “cirsumventing” the law.
G.O.B.'s trouble with pronouncing the word "circumvent" dates back to "Amigos