Lucinda wants to know if Luke is afraid of something. She doesnt believe this thing with Jade, and demands Luke look her in the eye and say that hes in love. Luke thinks of Kevin, and tells his grandmother exactly that. Barbara declares that Gwen has won. She got Will to marry her. Well, now Barbara will be happy to pay her whatever she wants to get the little slut out of her sons life. Will and Hal throw the new mother-in-law out. Will tells his father theyll be out of the house as soon as Will finds a job, but Gwen admits that she likes having a house and people to take care of. She shares her dream to go to college and study music with Hal, who offers to support her and Will if they agree to go back to school. Meanwhile, Will accepts an orderly job at Memorial from Bob, happy that it will get him out of his fathers house. Chardonnay tells Carly that Anatoly is out to kill her, and she needs money to get out of town - fast. When Carly can only come up with fifty dollars, Chardonnay smacks her and begins ransacking the house. Parker comes down with a gun, but Chardonnay realizes its a toy and takes it away. Carly jumps her, screaming for the stripper to stay away from her son. Chardonnay apologizes, explains shes desperate and Carly gives her a diamond pendant to pawn. Chardonnay leaves, and Parker says he bets Jack is going to be proud when he hears how brave Parker was. Carly convinces her son to keep it a secret. Katie helps Nick break into the club by pretending to be a stripper. But her perky cheerleading turned pole dancing isnt enough to keep Butch from hearing Nick in the backroom. Katie hightails it out of there with Nick, who thinks hes gotten the info he needs to find Chardonnay. They show up on her doorstep just as shes planning to leave town and beg for her help.