Batman and the world’s greatest escape artist, Mister Miracle, are performing a tandem escape for charity while manacled to a rocket-powered train on a roller coaster. As they avoid the various death traps along the track, they discuss Mister Miracle’s marriage to Big Barda. The rockets kick in, slamming the train toward a wall of spikes. The heroes get free just in time and float down to earth. As the audience applauds, Big Barda notes that the real miracle would be if her husband would clean out the garage...Read the full recap
Mr. Miracle: You ever thought about settling down, Bat?
Batman: I'm not the marrying type.
Mr. Miracle: This is a pretty good death trap.
Batman: I’ve been in better, though the track is a nice touch.
Mr. Miracle: Pretty good tandem escape, eh, honey?
Big Barda: You know what would be a real miracle? If you finally clean out the garage.
Batman: Guess there's one trap you can't escape form.
Professor Nichols: This beacon will allow the time ray to find you in the time stream and return you to the present.
Batman: In other words, don't lose it.
Gorilla Grodd: Under my leadership we will show the world the true meaning of the word gorilla warfare!
Dr. Canus: Run away! You're free!
Female Slave: Doggie!
Bat-Man Leader: I will feat on your blood and suck the marrow from your bones!
Batman: You're going hungry tonight.
Kamandi: To fly through the air like an eagle? Yours was an age of wonders, Batman.
Dr. Canus: I'm going to be sick.
Gorilla Grodd: Following me through time? I believe you're starting to have an unhealthy obsession with me, Batman.
Batman: My obsession is with justice, Grodd. Come and get some.