Recap
In the forest, Batman and Plastic Man discover a secret laboratory where captured Sasquatches have escaped their cages. They follow the trail to a nearby Camp Scout jamboree and discover that the beast men have captured the Camp Scouts and locked them in a cage, and then dozed off. Batman repeatedly tells the talkative Plastic Man to remain absolutely quiet. Despite several incidents, Plastic Man manages to remain silent and even keeps a fly from waking up a Sasquatch. However, as they escape with the Camp Scouts, one boy sneezes and Plastic Man politely tells him Gesundheit. That wakes up the beast men, and the heroes are forced to engage in an extremely noisy fight...
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Episode Quotes
Plastic Man: Do you swear allegiance to the side of goodness and right?
Woozy Winks: I do.
Plastic Man: Will you strike terror into cowardly and superstitious criminals everywhere?
Woozy Winks: I will.
Plastic Man: Will you pit your prodigious strength and keen intellect against the forces of darkness as my crime-fighting apprentice?
Woozy Winks: Sure, Plas, whatever you say.
Plastic Man: In that case, Woozy Winks, by the power I've invested in me, I make you my duly deputized sidekick.
Batman: You double dribbled, Rubberneck. That's a penalty--10 to 20 years in Blackgate Prison.
Batman: Woozy.
Woozy Winks: No, Bats, I'm fine, thanks to you.
Batman: No, I meant you're Woozy.
Woozy Winks: No, really, never been better.
Batman: (thinking) Sidekicks.
Batman: Get hold of yourself, O'Brian. Pull it together and let's go.
Plastic Man: You really think I can help? After... everything?
Batman: I don't waste my time on screw-ups, O'Brian.
Kite Man: Ben Franklin was a fraud! What did this so-called great man ever give us?
Woozy Winks: Bifocals.
Plastic Man: The Franklin Stove.
Rubberneck: Daylight Savings Time.
Kite Man: Never mind!