Episode Quotes
Atom: I thought you said help was on the way?
Batman: It is. We just need to hold off Bug-Eyed Bandit a little longer.
Atom: Well, I hope you called the most intelligent, quick-witted hero you could find.
Aquaman: Sorry I'm late, old chums.
Atom: We're doomed.
Aquaman: Outrageous!
Atom: Aquaman! The molecular density unit on my bio-belt has been destroyed, trapping us in a microscopic...
Aquaman: You're so cute. I could just put you in my pocket and keep you there forever.
Batman and Atom: Focus!
Aquaman: Yes. Focus, right.
Atom: Now, place the fragment into the spectrophotographer.
Aquaman: What?
Atom: Uh, that thing that looks like a toaster.
Aquaman: Ah, yes. The... toaster.
Katrina-as-Batman: Darling, I don't have to answer to you. I'm Batman.
Batgirl: Did he just call me "darling"?
Katrina-as-Batman: What are you waiting for, an invitation? The Riddler's escaped and we're going to find him.
Nightwing: This time that freak's looking at 20 years behind bars.
Katrina-as-Batman: I have a much worse fate in mind.
Batgirl: Life in solitary?
Katrina-as-Batman: Try no life at all.
Batgirl: Umm, you lost me.
Katrina-as-Batman: Why am I not surprised? We're going to extinguish Riddler and do you know why? Because I hate him, hate him, hate him! Uhh, by that I mean he's a menace that must be terminated once and for all.
Katrina-as-Batman: One more thing, Nightwing. Nightwing! Tell me something, and I need the absolute truth. Do I look fat in this outfit?
Riddler: Okay, Gotham City. What will the Mayor say after I clean out every last bank account in town? Answer: It all makes "cents."
Katrina-as-Batman: Let's make a game out of it, shall we? You love those. How do you keep the Riddler from ruining your Saturday night? Kill him on a Friday.
Riddler: Better get yourself a new writer.
Batgirl: Batman was acting really weird. He even asked me about my shampoo.
Nightwing: If you are Batman, tell me something that only he would know.
Batman-as-Katrina: Your favorite color is blue, you used to sleep with a night-light, and you're deathly afraid of monkeys.
Nightwing: It's him.
The Riddler: I'm the one who usually hands out the clever riddles. But it appears you've given me a much more interesting one instead. When is Batman, not Batman? And do you know what the answer is? Who cares? I'll either be getting rid of the real Batman, or getting rid of Batman's body and Katrina's smug personality. I call that a win-win.
Felix Faust: I love a woman with a good left hook.
Batman-as-Katrina: It was a right jab. Start the spell
Felix Faust: Ahh. She was something else. I'm sure going to miss Katrina.
Batman: You do know, Faust, that was me in her body.
Felix Faust: Well, nobody's perfect.