In an untold Batman story, the Egyptian super villain Pharaoh uses a mystic scepter to transform humans into obedient zombies. He unleashes them on a bank, transforming the guards who try to stop them. As Pharaoh exits to his Sarcophogusmobile, photojournalist Vicki Vale arrives to take photos, and witness the arrival of Batman and Robin... wearing mummy wrapping. The Pharaoh unleashes the power of the scepter on them, but Batman reveals that they have soaked the wrappings in buttermilk, the only thing proof against pharaoh rays. The heroes quickly subdue the zombies, knock the Pharaoh out, and break the scepter, returning the zombies to normal...Read the full recap
Pharaoh: Feel the wrath of Osiris! (fires an energy blast) By the power of Horus, it's not possible!
Batman: Sorry, Pharaoh.
Robin: Our wrappings are covered in buttermilk, the one thing that repels Pharaoh rays.
Lex Luthor: You may be the Man of Steel, but I have fists of titanium!
Superman: Mr. Mxyzptlk!
Mr. Mxyzptlk: Superman! And Batman! What fun!
Batman: And I thought Bat-Mite was a weird one.
Superman: Don't worry. I just need to trick him into saying his name backwards. Knock knock.
Mr. Mxyzptlk: A joke? I love jokes! Who's there?
Mr. Mxyzptlk: Kltpzyxm who? Oh, nuts!
Lois Lane: He's not the same person. We were supposed to have a picnic, but he was with another girl.
Superman: It serves you right, Lois. After all the love schemes you pulled to get me to marry you.
Lois Lane: I have no idea what he was talking about.