Recap
Batman takes on a gang of criminals in the streets of Gotham, while the Prairie Paladin known as Vigilante provides a musical serenade and takes out a sniper. The last crook holds a boy hostage, but Batman only surrenders long enough to get the drop on the criminal with a Batarang. Batman then leaves the boy with the Batarang as a souvenir and drives off into the sunset...
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Episode Quotes
Vigilante: You sure you don't want any help?
Batman: Thanks, Vigilante, but Gotham is my turf.
Vigilante: I can respect that. Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Green Arrow: How does he always seem to take out more bad guys than us?
Captain Marvel: How does he do it without any powers?
Aquaman: Easy--he's Batman. That's how. Huzzah!
Martian Manhunter: That never gets old. Reminds me of the time I infiltrated the Legion of Doom disguised as a deodorant bar. The look on Luthor’s...
Batman: J’onn, the shield!
Martian Manhunter: Oh, right.
(disguised as Batman)
Green Arrow: I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Batman. (thinking) Until further notice, that is.
Batman: J'onn, is this really necessary?
Martian Manhunter: I may be from Mars, but I've had my share of injuries. Why, this is just like the time Shaggy Man bit my entire arm clear off.
Batman: How terrible.
Martian Manhunter: Took a debilitating 10 seconds for it to grow back.
(disguised as Batman)
Aquaman: Your Antarctic anarchy ends here, you antagonistic albatross!
Penguin: Your famed fractures were mere fabrication, eh? Feckless fool. Finish him!
Aquaman: Your gaggle of goons is going over the gangplank, you, uh... oh, the halibut.
(disguised as Batman)
Captain Marvel: Now, villains, you shall meet your doom.
Killer Croc: How you do that?
Captain Marvel: I have a Bat Statue-Stopper gizmo on my utility… sash.
Batman: I write my own prescriptions, Manhunter... for justice.
Batman: This caravan of chaos is making an unexpected stop. At Arkham Asylum.
Joker: Bat-sie! It's really you! Nice entrance, but you're plumb out of time.
Batman: There's always time for justice.