In a construction site high above the streets of Gotham, Batman is fighting Hellgrammite, an insect villain. He finally asks his teammate, the Creeper, for some help. Creeper prefers to cheerlead. When Batman goes after Hellgrammite, the villain snares him into cocoon and prepares to turn him into an insect slave. Creeper drops down and attacks, while Batman frees himself. The two heroes take down Hellgrammite and Batman admits that even the hopelessly insane are useful in the fight against crime. The police arrive and try to arrest Creeper, who makes a hasty exit. ..Read the full recap
Batman: You're looking at the next 10 to 15 years in Arkham Asylum, Hellgrammite.
Hellgrammite: I'm never going back to that roach motel, Batman.
Batman: Are you just going to watch, or could I get a little help here, Creeper?
Creeper: You got it, pal. Batman, Batman, he's our man. If that really totally disgusting freakishly deformed abomination can't beat him, no one can! Yay, Batman!
Batman: Not what I had in mind. Let's go.
Creeper: Oh, I'd love to. But I have group therapy in 15 minutes. And the other psychotics just hate it when I'm late.
Fire: Aye, time paradoxes give me a headache.
Ice: The key is to just nod and not think about them.
Booster Gold: Uh, I'm from the future. So how come I didn't know about this?
Rip Hunter: Cause you're just a time traveler, kid. I'm the Time Master.
Blue Beetle: Ohhh, no he didn't!
Guy Gardner: I'll go with Tora, cause, you know, the kid needs someone to watch her back.
Fire: Make sure that's all you are watching.
Ice: Look, cavemen! I wonder if we'll see any dinosaurs?
Guy Gardner: Where'd you go to school? Dinosaurs and men didn't exist in the same time period. (Ice looks disappointed) But, hey, anything's possible, right?
Pirate Batman: I like the cut of your jib, mateys. I'd be honored if you two would become permanent members of me crew.
Blue Beetle: Ha! Didn't even know I had a jib.
Rip Hunter: Time isn't linear. It's simultaneous. Event in the future create the present as much as events in the past do.
Fire: Ah, now I've really got a headache.
Ice: Not me.
Ice: What is this place?
Announcement: You have made a terrible mistake in coming here.
Blue Beetle: And we're walking toward the loud evil voice because?
Booster Gold: We're incredibly heroic. Or incredibly dumb.
Creeper: Who's on first?
Creeper: That's what she said!
Guy Gardner: Bring it on, Flintstone!
Aquaman: Friends, Romans, countrymen, I am Aquaman.