Jimmy Olsen is announcing for an epic baseball game between Justice League International and the Legion of Doom. The villains are ahead by 3 at the bottom of the ninth, and Batman gives an inspirational speech to his teammates, saying they have to win for the children. Wonder Woman bats first, but Weather Wizard freezes her fly ball and Cheetah tries to tag her out. Amazo calls her out, but tells the truth and declares her safe with some assistance from Wonder Woman’s golden lasso. Lex Luthor deliberately walks Superman rather than let him score a home run, and Robin bunts, putting a player on each base...Read the full recap
Lex Luthor: Yes, if each of us takes of a different hero, it's a whole new game. Advantage us.
Joker: Dibs on the swimsuit model.
Lex Luthor: A mere mortal for a change. But that leaves Cheetah with...
Cheetah: The Man of Steel? Ha! Steel or flesh, no man can resist the claws of this cat.
Wonder Woman: The Joker!
Joker: Well, it ain't Helen of Troy!
Wonder Woman: No man sets foot on Paradise Island. Let alone an insane psychopath.
Joker: I am what I am, Wonder Wench. And you're about to be ancient history!
Joker: You know me. I love to beat a joke to death!
Lex Luthor: Attention all sentient beings in the known galaxy. It is I, Lex Luthor.
Cheetah: And I, the Cheetah, in the adorable fur.
Joker: And last but never least, me, the Mountebank of Menace, the Lord of Laughs, the Clown Prince... (Lex slaps him down)
Lex Luthor: Joker.