Episode Quotes
Babyface: Well, if it isn't Plastic Man and, uh, uh... and uh...
Elongated Man: Elongated Man. You know, the Ductile Detective.
Babyface: Never heard of you.
Elongated Man: I just don't get it. I'm more professional, the better detective, and yet the public prefers you.
Plastic Man: Ooh, not just the public, my d-list doppelganger. Batman too.
(on the phone)
Aquaman: Aquaman here. What's new, old friend?
Atom: I was just in the middle of conducting a delicate tachyon detection experiment... "old friend."
Aquaman: Tachyons, eh? Splendid! Atta boy.
Batman: Get to the point.
Aquaman: Outrageous! What miracle is this?
Atom: As the Atom, I can shrink to the size of a subatomic particle and ride electronics along the phone wires.
Aquaman: Do it again!
Aquaman: What kind of medicine shall we proscribe, doc?
Atom: You don't know what kind of doctor I am, do you?
Aquaman: A hero doctor, through and through!
Aquaman: But how small are we?
Atom: About 15 microns. Small enough to slip between Batman's cells without damage. And uhh, that's Batman's cilia you're hanging from.
Aquaman: Cilia and sillier!
Atom: As we travel through the villi, the CP4 barium sonar wave will indicate any monoclinic phylosilicates in our vicinity.
Aquaman: English, man, English!
Atom: Uhh, this little doohickey beeps when the cooties are near.
Aquaman: Ahh, I... cooties, yes.
Aquaman: En garde, you microscopic misanthrope! Ah, we shall call this adventure "The One Where Larger-Than-Life Heroes Come in Small Packages."
Atom: It’s replicating!
Aquaman: Yes, and it’s making more of itself, too!
(to Aquaman)
Atom: See, thinking's not so tough. Maybe you should try it sometime.
Aquaman: Good boy. You were magnificent. Yes, big hug.
Atom: He's not hugging you. "He" is merely interpreting as a foreign body to be surrounded and destroyed.
Aquaman: Sure feels like a hug to me. And since we found you in Batman's blood stream, I think we'll name him "Platelet."
Atom: Except that's a lymphocyte.
Aquaman: Platelet it is!
Aquaman: Hi-yo Platelet, away!
Atom: What are you doing?
Aquaman: Drawing their forces so you can destroy the seed cell.
Atom: But you'll never survive!
Aquaman: Perhaps, but at least I'll have one heck of a story!
Atom: Outrageous! Evildoers, beware my wrath!
Aquaman: Uhh, what about the plan?
Atom: Blah, blah, blah. Let's punch them!
The Brain: But Chemo's microorganisms should have killed you.
Batman: I've got microorganisms of my own, Brain. And mine work for the good guys.