In the Old West, the Royal Flush Gang captures bounty hunter Jonah Hex at a railroad station. At the stroke of midnight, they plan for the station whistle to send four horses running, drawing and quartering Hex. However, Batman is on the scene and frees Hex and the two heroes quickly take down the gang...Read the full recap
Jack: Madre mia! Es el bat hombre!
Batman: (in Spanish) To gamble with crime doesn't pay!
Hex: Well, I suppose you'll be wanting a share of the bounty for these here outlaws.
Batman: Keep it. I fight for justice, not money.
Hex: At least take this and get yourself a proper cowboy hat. I can't be partnering up with someone who parades around in that ridiculous bat getup.
Wong Fei: Night after night, you return. Surely you must be running out of henchmen. When will you abandon these foolish attacks?
Fox: When you're dead and the totem is in our hands.
Wong Fei: Then this could be long time. Snack?
Batman: Your crime spree just spun you into the slammer, Top.
Bronze Tiger: You're outmatched.
Batman: Maybe. But you left the school before learning Wong Fei's most important lesson: when outmatched... cheat.
Bronze Tiger: He thinks he's going to take over Hong Kong with a few mystic mutants.
Batman: No, he's going to take over Hong Kong with a few hundred mystic mutants.
(mutated into their animal forms)
Bronze Tiger: I think I could get used to this.
Batman: Wings, blindness, horrendously disfigured face. I think I prefer my ridiculous costume.