Episode Quotes
Batman: Owlman! You beat my failsafe holding cell.
Owlman: A titanium alloy 7-pin, 8-cam lock, with only three layers of redundancy. That wouldn't have stopped you.
Joker: Tsk, tsk, tsk, Batman. Our game was so simple--brooding hero, dashing devil-may care villain. I strap you to a drill press, you lock me in a rubber room. and it's fits and giggles till Aunt Fannie comes home.
Batman: How do you know about my impostor?
Joker: Still wound tighter than a straitjacket, I see. Ah, you're the dull deal, all right.
Joker: We'll make the bestest team ever! Joker and Batman! (Batman scowls) Fine, Batman and Joker. Take top billing, but why is it always me compromising for the sake of the act?
Joker: So what does this button do?
Batman: Don't touch that.
Joker: What's this one do?
Batman: Don't touch that.
Joker: What's this one do?
Batman: Don't touch that.
Joker: Ooh, shiny. What does this one do?
Batman: You really don't want to touch that. (Joker touches it and sprays sleep gas in his face) Told you not to touch it.
Joker: Jimmy Christmas, the Batcave? Look at all your toys! Oh, an entire wing for moi? I knew you cared.
Joker: I hope you're hungry. You're about to be served a heaping double-dip of justice!
Joker: Listen, you creep in Bat's clothing. We don't make deals with criminal scum.
Batman: Don't touch my radio. We don't make deals with criminal scum. Usually.
Batman: (giving driving directions) Brake, choke, throttle.
Joker: Ooh! My kind of fun.
Joker: Bats, based on this little adventure, if you weren't the stalwart hero and I wasn't the homicidal maniac, we could have been friends.