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Batman: The Penguin Goes Straight (1)
Penguin suddenly begins foiling crimes instead of committing them! After insisting he's changed his ways, he develops the Penguin Protection Agency to keep the wealth of the Gotham millionaires safe. Batman, not trusting Penguin and must figure out his true intentions. But while trying to stop a crime he's sure the Penguin plans to commit, Batman gets framed for attempting that same crime! Worse yet, a cement-filled umbrella leaves the Dynamic Duo hanging in a perilous spot...
Robin: We're sure taking a chance, Batman.
Batman: What's the matter, soles of your boots slippery?
Robin: Heck, no. I mean when we put the fake jewels in Miss Starr's safe, take the real ones out. We could be nailed as crooks.
Batman: That's a chance we'll have to take, Robin. In our well-ordered society, protection of private property is essential.
Robin: I guess you're right, Batman. That's the keystone of all law and order.
Narrator: Batman and Robin... a swinging pair of dead ducks! What on Earth can save them?? Don't shoot, Commissioner! Don't shoot!!
Penguin: All set, my laddies.
Commissioner Gordon: We're set.
Penguin: Now, on my instructions. Ready? Aim!
Narrator: Good grief! Good night! Double funeral tomorrow? Same Bat-Time, Same Bat-Channel! Can YOU see any way out??