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Barely escaping a tricky Penguin trap that would have ended their lives at the hands of allies Commissioner Gordon and Chief O'Hara, the Duo finds its ability to investigate Penguin hampered by its fugitive status! Finally, in a terrible shootout, the Duo lies dead at the hands of the police - and the Penquin is ready to marry an heiress. Or, is he?
O'Hara: (after Batman and Robin have been gunned down) Don't feel too sad, boys. You had to do it. There's nothing so sad as a good crimefighter turned bad.
Aunt Harriet: Batman and Robin dead? What in the world is going to become of us?
Alfred: Perhaps that's a better question than you realize, madam.
Aunt Harriet: Oh I wish Bruce and Dick were here. Maybe they could console me.
Alfred: I doubt that very much, Mrs Cooper. I doubt it very much.
O'Hara: It's a requisition slip for the ammo we used getting The Batman and Robin in the big gunfight. Two hundred and ninety-seven rounds, including Tommy gun and pistol. Strange, isn't it?
Gordon: Isn't what strange?
O'Hara: Two hundred and ninety-seven rounds of blank ammunition. You know, them blanks cost more than the real ones.
Eagle-Eye: Do you see what I see, Dove?
Dove: What do you see, Eagle-Eye?
Eagle-Eye: I see ghosts on a Batcycle!
Robin: Ghosts, huh? I don't think you crooks have the right spirits.
The Penguin: Back from the grave, you tricksters, eh?
Robin: Back to send you on a honeymoon cruise, Penguin. Up the river to the pen!
Batman: Gone straight, huh?
Robin: We'll straighten you out!
O'Hara: Greedy bird! Have you no conscience?
Gordon: This woman loves you, Penguin. She's still willing to marry you!
The Penguin: Who, me? The Penguin? Married and kept in a bathtub?
Sophia Starr: I love you, Pengy. I'd try very hard to reform you.
The Penguin: Great heavenly icefloats! Take me to prison!