The Joker: A joke: What are more mink skins used for than anything else? To hold minks together!
Batman: Is there some vantage point overlooking the course?
Robin: Anyplace where we won't be conspicuous?
Robin: Let's get going and make an emergency bat-turn!
Batman: Not this time, old chum. Have to think of the golfers. The retrorockets would burn up the course for a hundred yards.
The Joker: Circle now and intertwine to neatly wrap these guests of mine. And no more will they jeer and scoff. I'll cut their circulation off. If they do not see the joke, pull the ropes and let them choke!
Robin: What are we going to do?
Batman: Unless there's someone to help us, I don't know.
Narrator: But help from where?!! Not the Joker, certainly! And no one else knows where they are! Is this the Joker's crowning jest? Find out tomorrow night. Same Time, Same Channel! But be prepared, no help is likely to come!